What happened after breaking dawn ?
Bella : walked into the cullens seemed a little different thne usual.
Bella: EDWUUUURDDD EDWURRRD EDWUUUUUUURDDDDDDIOOOOO
Edward: What love???
Bella: whats different about your house ?
Edward: Well ummmm....
Bella: ?
Edward: i have one more secert to tell you
Bella: what ?
Edward: YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D
Bella: ? Edward: camera there,camera there and there camera and over there * points to bellas underwear*
Bella: you think this is a joke that you just changed you house ! ?
Edward: the whole four books where a joke
Bella: so you mean mike didn't ever like me :(
Edward: no he actually likes you but that's not what i am talking about
Bella:*stares at Edward for 20 minutes
Edward: hello ?
Bella: what ?
Edward: gosh Bella you really are dumb
Bella:* makes a face no one ever seen before*.
Edward: the whole my family being vampires was a joke Bella come on vampire what the hell
Bella: but you sparkle in the sun
Edward: yeah i have a bad sweating problem
bella: but what about the vampire fights
Edward: effects Bella god that's called the t.v
Bella: but how come i believed you
Edward: oh yeah we knocked you out then hypnotized you Sorry
Bella: WTF Edward: .... Bella:.....
Edward: well yea i have to go see my jasper-pooh
Bella:what
Edward: * runs over to jasper*
Jasper: Get away from me freak
Edward: but i love you
jasper:* runs away from edward yelling rape *
Edward: * runs after jasper yelling its not rape if you want it jasper*
Bella:*runs over to Alice*
Bella: Alice whats happening
Alice: * talks in a man voice * my name isn't Alice its Ron
Bella: * stares at Alice i mean Ron*
Ron: yeah you just got punk'd
Bella: wtf this must be a dream
Ron: no its not
Bella: yes it is
Ron: no its not
Bella: yes it is
Ron: no its not
Bella: ok fine its not
Ron: i gotta pee
Bella: ?
Bella: *hears jasper yelling rape*
Bella: *walks over to Edward*
Bella: Edward it can't end like this what will the fans think
Edward: sorry Bella but it already did
Bella: no its no going to end like this i am the sex Edward and this saga is not going to end this way
Edward: ... O.o
Bella: wtf Stephine Meyer why you have to do me like that
Stepheine: this is my books i will do with them as i please
Bella:well fine then but i bet the werewolfs are still real i will go live with them
Stepheine: actually Bella Paul's actually a rock,Sam's some fat gay chick, Jared is a jar of pickles and Embry is a ember
Bella: then what about Jacob?
Stephine : oh yeah hes just a actor named Taylor Lautner
Bella: ..
Stepheine: *takes the hipozies off Bella *
Bella: *turns around to see some 40 year old fat guy with no hair *
Bella: omg who's that
Edward: its me bella
Bella: EWWWW
Bella: then who's that hot guy over there
Stepheine: that's Laurent Bella: WTF Bella: that guys white Laurent's black Stephine: don'tbe racest Bella
Bella: O_o * makes one of thos faces *
Charizard : *pops out and lights Bella on fire*
Bella: * jumps in some random pond that magically appears*
Bella: now this is really fucked up
Ashley Greene: *comes out and walks over to Stephine*
Ashley: you fired me and hired this guy Ron !
Stepheine: yes yes i did he is way more talented then you !
Ashley: * looks at Stephine with a sad face*
Stepheine: now disappear hoebag
hoebag: disappeared and never seen again
mean while
jasper: *on the top of a palm tree hiding from Edward*
Edward:*trying to climb the tree but he is to fat to *
Jasper: leave me alone Edward i don't wanna be raped
Edward: i can read your mind i know you do
jasper: you can't read mind's fatty
Edward: yes i can
jasper:no you cant
Edward: yes i can
jasper: no you cant
Bella: * interrupts *
Bella: hey can we get back to me now Stephine
Stepheine: wait your turn Little bitch this isnt all about you
Bella: yes it is
Stepheine: no its not
Bella:yes it is
Stepheine: no its no
Bella: YES IT IS
Stepheine:why am fighting With you anyway i banish you
Bella: *disappears as hoebag did *
Stepheine:that's what you get little bitch i will get you when its your turn!
Stepheine:anyways back to jasper and Edward
Edward: haft way up the tree
carlisle: * calls to Edward and jasper to get dinner *
Carlisle:Edward you fat lard come get some dinner
Edward:coming john cena
Stepheine: oh and by the way carlisle is actually john cena
Edward: *leaves to get dinner*
jasper: * comes down the tree cause he thinks its safe*
Edward: *pops out of a push and jumps jasper*
Edward:your coming with me sexy thing
Stepheine: now Bella can come back
Bella: magically appears
Bella: wtf was that Stephine that place is scary don't send me back there
Stepheine: then be a good little bitch
Stepheine: * some random talking teddy bear appears *
Bella: AWEEEE TEDDY BEAR
Rosalie: *walks up to Bella and takes the teddy then slaps her *
Rosalie: that's mine * walks away *
Stepheine: by the way that teddy was Emmett
Bella: Stephine are you on drugs again
Stepheine: no no why would you say that ? * said in a suspicious voice*
Bella: cause this books messed up your on drugs aren't you
Stephenie: no no no
Bella: rememberwhat happened to you last time you went one drugs that book didn't turn out good you know the one called monsters from your ass come to eat all your lava ?
Stephenie: i must be on drugs my charaters are talking to me AHHHHHH
Bella: ......
Bella: come one Stephenie take me home now !
Stephenie: i am not done yet Therese something missing
Bella: gosh
Stephine: i know what missing
Bella: ok the faster you make it the faster this stupid book will be over
Stephenie: ok you can go home now
Bella:* it now magically at her house *
Bella: dad you home i had the worst day ever you didn't have anything to do with it did you ?
Charlie: AHH yeah Bella i have something to tell you
charlie: * walks in the room as a unicorn*
Bella:WTF
THE END well not really
Stephine: after this book all the character went on with there life's jasper and Edward got married and are living a happy life.
Rosalie and the teddy bear and also happily married.
hoebag Greene and Ron are also married.
and Bella now takes care of her dad the unicorn cause she has nothing else to live for
and me i give up on writing books for a while in till i get back from rehab !