My shot at a bonding fic. I will try to be original. And yes, slash.

From the moment Harry Potter woke up on top of Draco Malfoy in the Hospital Wing, he thought his day could only get better. Harry was sure he had never been more wrong.

"Yes. A bond, Mr Potter." Professor McGonagall said wearily.

"Surely you've heard of them, Potter." Malfoy sneered.

The look of utter confusion on Harry's face suggested otherwise, however. Malfoy rolled his eyes and groaned. Professor McGonagall looked worried.

"I think maybe Madame Pomfrey should explain this to you, Mr Potter." she said cautiously. Malfoy snorted.

"There really isn't all that much to explain, Potter. We're married."

Harry laughed sarcastically, and looked to Professor McGonagall, clearly expecting Malfoy to be reprimanded. The look on her face made his stomach drop.

"Married?"

"Do you know anything, Potter? You do live in the Wizarding World, don't you?" Malfoy asked, with another roll of his eyes. Harry found himself wondering how he never noticed just how nice the silver colour of his eyes was, how it complimented his hair…

Oh, Merlin.

"Professor… what kind of effects come with this spell?"

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