For those that requested TrollStuck~

This is a filler. Its going to be around 5 chapters or so, but its going to be long chapters. Basically in this chapter Karkat meets John for the first time.

See end of chapter for preview of next.

Enjoy~!

Chapter 1- Arrive

~The Veil; approximately daylight~

"I SAID DON'T TOUCH ME FUCKASS. IS YOUR THINKPAN INCAPABLE OF PROCESSING THAT BIT OF INFORMATION?" Karkat smacked his grubtop wildly before setting it down on the desk again.

Karkat snarled and glared into the camera.

A rather odd 'human' as they called themselves, was laughing nervously on the other side on his screen.

"Sorry Karkat! I didn't mean to be such a… did I do something?" Karkat growled and banged his hand on the side of the desk.

"No Egbert, you fucking didn't. I just happened to be pissed at myself for talking to such a grubtard that isn't worth my valuable time that I happened to have left on this damn asteroid. I platonically hate myself right now."

"Aw that's not good. You shouldn't hate yourself."

Karkat twitched. That almost sent him over the edge, couldn't this idiot take sarcasm?

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" He banged his head on the keyboard, hearing a giggle on the other side of the chat. He fucker enjoyed it.

"Hey Karkat?"

The said troll looked up.

"Are we going to have to stay with you guys? I mean… since our planet is gone…"

Karkat noticed the sadness in the other's eyes, even if he tried to hide it. Karkat sighed and bit his lip.

"The fuck else are you going to stay? Unless you're planning to stay with that asshole Jack; that is a stupid idea if you don't want to die that is. –but all means, go ahead, like I care."

Karkat knew he told a lie, the human did matter to him even if he said he could care less. From the start he was slightly interested, the skin, eyes, hair, the personality of the boy. He was so different he came to hate it, and adore it. Karkat declared him his Kismesis; even though the other had no fucking clue what that was or even capable of hating any damned creature.

"That's mean Karkat! - but I know your joking haha, you don't mean that!-oh we can hang out more in person and watch nic cage movies! You will grow to like them!"

Karkat groaned, he still thought that actor sucked, and preferred his troll rom coms instead.

"Fuck… I will regret this won't I?" John gave his buck tooth smile; it caused a slight twitch of a smile on Karkat's mouth.

An aircraft arrived on the asteroid, Karkat rushed out with his friends to greet the humans.

Gamzee honked and slung his arm around him.

"Mother fucking best friend, so things aren't going to be the same huh?" Karkat looked over his shoulder and laughed.

"This is going to be interesting…" Karkat switched his gaze over when the aircraft's door opened.

"This is so cool! Wow, we can breathe on this?!" A black haired boy jumped out and looked around, with three others following. One of them was a black long haired girl with rounded glasses, who jumped after the first, tugging two platinum blonde haired kids; boy and a girl.

"KARKAT!" The troll jumped at his name. Karkat noticed the black haired boy was John. He then looked at the others, he remembered the names; Jade, Dave, and Rose.

"The fuck... you look even more like a nooksniffer in per-FUCK." He got tackled to the ground before another word could slip.

"So glad to meet you! I hope we can become good friends!"

Karkat grimaced slightly. "GET OFF ME-GOGDAMNIT EGBERT THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT YOU GRUBFUCKER!" John laughed as dust covered them both.

"Thiith iith thtupiid..." Sollux gave a tour along with Karkat about what to do and not. They walked towards the lab on the 'not' part.

"Don't mesth thethe up… unleth you liike to diie or theriiouthly get hurt." John giggled at the lisp but stopped when Karkat glared. He had some learning to do, and by that he meant a lot.

They reached the rooms each troll stayed in; the 'blocks' as they called them. Karkat said goodbye to Sollux as he walked back to the labs to deal with Eridan.

Sighing, Karkat led the human into his room.

The walls were painted a light blue and rather cheery. A screen TV sat across the bed; a laptop also sitting on it. Some other things were in boxes from what the human brought over from his planet.

"Sollux tried to remake the human grub- laptops you people have, so…" Karkat trailed off being rather uncomfortable in the silence.

The human smiled as he floated around the room.

"The ceiling is perfect like the room! I can fly freely!" John flew around the room, forgetting there was a light; hitting himself before falling on the bed.

"Ehe.. that hurt."

Karkat smirked and turned to leave when a hand grabbed his wrist.

"You want to… watch a movie? It's pretty boring around here, and I don't really know anyone except for Vriska and you." That name turned Karkat's stomach, for some reason he didn't want spider girl near him. His feelings are black for John, but sometimes he thought they might as well be different.

"Fuck... fine."

The boy squealed, and led Karkat to the bed. It felt different from his slime, though it was rather fluffy and comfortable. He watched as John pushed a DVD into the player and pulled out some snacks.

"The fuck is this Egbert?"

"It's con-air, and this is popcorn!"

"Grubcorn?"

"You're funny Karkat-shh it's playing!"

Karkat grabbed a handful of the stuff and sniffed it. It smelled rather, inviting to taste. He looked up when he heard laughter.

"It's fine! It's really good with butter though." John smiled at Karkat's innocent stare, making the troll flush slightly.

"Gog you're such a..."

"Shhh this is the good part."

Karkat pouted slightly with a low growl, turning to the TV once again.

It was near the end of the movie when Karkat started to fall asleep. Every once in a while he would nod off just to be woken up by his horns brushing John's shoulders. He didn't like con-air.

"Karkat?" John took notice and shook the troll, but he didn't stir. The human smiled and turned the TV off as the credits rolled. He reached down and set Karkat on one side of the bed.

"Goodnight Karkat…sweet dreams." John pulled the covers over him, and then tip toed to the sofa.

Preview of next chapter: (also the plot starts to rise since John is no longer a human.)

UPDATE IN: 6DAYS

Chapter 2- Experimental

"GET YOUR WRIGGLER ASS BACK HERE!" Karkat ran after John, dodging whenever he pulled the windy thing on him.

Karkat woke up to a rather uncomfortable setting, that being in the arms of someone he forced himself to hate. Also Karkat found out he; of any of the trolls, a snuggler in his sleep. That would get him culled if certain people found that out that was one of his weaknesses.

The human on the other hand, might be culled if he didn't give that fucking picture back.

"EGBERT DESTORY THAT MONSTROUSITY THIS INSTANT!"

"Haha! Karkat you look so adorable! I'm keeping this-oh I wonder what Vriska would think!" Karkat's anger rose even more. Reaching the corner to the lab, he lunged at John, knocking him onto a machine.

John grimaced as he rubbed his injured head. He hit some computer and it looked like a transportilzer, but not exactly.

"The heck is this? Karkat you could have broken this- isn't this Sollux's lab?" Karkat looked around and shrugged.

"It's your problem if you broke it!"

"That's so not fair! -Hey give that back!" John pushed Karkat into the machine, hitting random buttons. The machine glowed to life, and hummed. Karkat cursed and pushed the human back onto the metallic pad, John let out a painful groan as he landed on his side.

He had no time to get up as the machine started to move, pointing laser like guns at him.

"Karkat!"

Fuck.