A reviewer helped me think up this idea. Thanks a bunches!
Now, for your reading pleasure, Sarah on PMS.
It was a bad day. A really, really bad day. It started when Sarah woke up and found that she had, well, you know, started. Then there was the pain. Next, the irritability. Finally, she had no pants.
Not.
One.
Pair.
Where were all her pants, you may wonder? Well, when you leave thirty goblins alone for the night, you see what happens. They steal things. Sarah calmly brushed it off by throwing a book through the window.
That was only the start to her bad day. She went to school, and let's just say, people avoided her and her bad mood like the plague. Then she got a D+ on her calculus test. Not quite low enough to be a failure, but just low enough to not be a C. It can piss you off.
Then she went home. When she stormed into her bedroom, she let out a cry. Well, we will just call it a cry. It was more like a howl/battle-cry/oh-shit-I-stepped-on-a-thumbtack cry. But to get on with it, the Goblin King was sitting on her bed, reading.
"Hello, Sarah. How was your day?" he greeted her cheerfully, although he knew full well how her day went.
It was then that the sweet innocent girl that had ran his Labyrinth turned into the most vicious beast imaginable, and began to do the most frightening thing in the world for a woman to do to a man.
She started to sob.
Between broken gasps for air, she let out a command to which Jareth readily acquiesced.
"GET...ME….A MIDOL…AND A SNICKERS… THIS INSTANT!!!"
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