Little FEARs
Here's a few tidbits of humor. My first FEAR fanfic. Enjoy.
The doctor came to Becket and said, "Congratulations, Michael. It's a boy!"
"NOOOOO!" He shouted, realizing why he was raped by Alma in the end.
At some other place, the Pointman and Paxton Fettel literally exchange thoughts.
"You know what?" Fettel asked to him telepathically.
"What?" The Pointman replied gruffly.
"I think we should have a family reunion."
"Yeah, right." He said sarcastically. "You're clinically dead."
"I am gone but not forgotten, brother." He smiled.
"Fuck you." He said as he finished his fruitcake.
"You'll get fat if you eat to much of it."
"Fuck you!" He placed him in a devil's trap. The psychotic cannibal found himself trapped in a prop from Supernatural. The Pointman stalked off to found some candy bars.
"Oh brother...," he pleaded, "Would mind getting me out of here?" No answer. "Hello? Are you there? If it's any consolation to you, you look liked Oded Fehr from The Mummy."
That's everything today.