From The Twisted Mind Of A Brotha Pro. Presents:
Digimon Tamers Parody: Life in Digi-City: The Date Pt1
I had thought Life in Digi-City: Club Passion would just be a one-shot deal, but I started getting ideas for other stories set in this Digimon Universe, so I figure I'll write some more till I run out of ideas. This story is set two days later after the night at Club Passion.
Some notes, I used the D-Arcs as basically mobile phones in this universe, but they are holographic, displaying a screen of the digimon one is talking to. I can up with the concept that things like vehicles, planes, furniture and other devices digimon use come from computer and video games, and other software simulation programs. Guilmon's car for example came from the old PC game Interstate '76. He drives a Cuda,(Based on the Hemi Barracuda Muscle Car) Anyway, hope you enjoy this continuation…and I apologize if this part isn't at all like Club Passion
[The Guy's Loft, Just before noon]
"Oh but you have to have at least one table available! I'm desperate!" Guilmon pleaded to the maitre d, a Kongoumon, through his D-Arc phone, pacing back and forth across the living room "I have a date tonight!"
"Hmph, well sir, you should have made reservations two month ago."
"But I hadn't even met her yet!"
"That's not my problem sir. Good day." The maitre d hung up abruptly, Guilmon let out a loud sigh.
"Aaaahhhh…what am I going to do!"
"That's tough hard-head. Like the guy said, you should have made reservations earlier, or better yet, thought of the place before settling on going to that barbeque pit! Really, did you even think about any other place first? Or did you let your stomach decide…like always Pineapple Head?" Impmon replied from the couch surfing through channels, he had his feet up on the coffee table, trying to relax on his day off. But since 10:30, Guilmon had been on hold with The Golden Orb, trying to get a table, with no luck.
"I couldn't help it…that's my favorite place to eat, and this weekend they have a "Buy one bowl, the next one is free" special tonight. I checked the menu…pork, lamb, beef, chicken…" Guilmon felt his stomach rumble at the thought of himself at the cook house, sitting down to one of the famous bowls so big, one needed to use a cart to wheel it to their table.
"You are doing it again Guilmon, snap out of it!"
"Huh? Oh…I did it again didn't I?"
"Ugh, Pineapple Head, you are useless. You should just call Renamon up and cancels the date."
"Don't say that!" Guilmon shouted, glaring over at his purple friend.
"Whoa! Whoa! Ok, ok! Sorry!"
Veemon, who had heard the exchange from the kitchen, looked over at his two friends, shaking his head, "Impmon leave Guilmon alone. He's already about to fall apart, you being a jerk isn't helping. Guilmon, so that place is booked, big deal. There are other better places you can take her. I know! There is a nice French themed place…eh damn what's it called…Saint Sistermon's yeah that's it! A nice place, I took Gatomon there on our third anniversary. Good food, and not too pricey." Veemon's eyes brightened up and snapped his fingers "Oh man Guilmon you are in luck too! The food critic down at The Digi-Post! He eats there all the time! Let me give him a call, I bet I can get him to book a table for you too." Veemon pulled out his phone looking through his contacts.
Guilmon's eyes widened, "Veemon I owe you! Thanks!" Veemon just waved, texting.
"Well see, it all worked out for you in the end! So you got that issue solved, now what about are you going to wear? I've seen your wardrobe pal, and man you need to get some new threads."
"I have to agree with Impmon on this one Guilmon. You probably should go do some shopping. You got time, it's only noon anyway."
"Yeah…I guess you both have a point, for once" Guilmon directed that towards Impmon.
"Whatever, you know I'm always right." Impmon snorted turning back to the TV when he found an action flick playing.
"Hey you know what Guilmon? I think I'll go with you, now that I think about it I could use a new shirt myself. Just let me get ready."
"Alright Veemon"
"Pssh, perfect! That way I can finally relax."
[West-End Digi-City Shopping District: The Sharp Digi-Man, Mid-Afternoon]
"I think that shirt and those pants will defiantly impress Renamon man."
"You think so Veemon? They were a little pricey. I hope I have enough for the dinner."
Guilmon and Veemon stood outside the front doors of the men's clothing store, each a bag in hand, the red dinosaur at the moment looked at the sales receipt and the cost of the new duds he just bought. Usually Guilmon preferred off-brand, discount clothes, even going with Terriermon and Impmon to the thrift stores and flea-markets; it amazed him the stuff other digimon would toss out. Unlike his other friends, Veemon preferred higher end, name-brand clothes, due to his upbringing from a slightly more well-off family than his three friends, and because Gatomon wouldn't allow her man to wear anything else.
"Don't worry about it Guilmon. I already told you that you are going to get the food critic's discount at the restaurant, and that old mon, when I told him that it was to help a friend out with a date, he even got the place to throw in a free bottle of wine for your dinner, top shelf! So relax, the only thing you need to worry about is fouling up by yourself…or crashing the Manta with her in it…"
The two walked down the sidewalk to where the blue and silver game-car sat. It had taken a little while to get used to, but Guilmon finally managed to get a handling of the vehicle. Though from the same game series, the Manta handled worst than Guilmon's Cuda. The vehicle had poor handling, and with the high acceleration rate, the dino felt he was behind an uncontrollable death machine. Veemon had helped Guilmon get a better handle of the controls, he himself having once owned a game car with controls as bad as the Manta; but he sold it years ago, preferring now to walk, ride his bike, or just bum a ride with either Terriermon or Guilmon.
"Argh…yeah I forgot about this car. I miss mine; at least it had an interior! I should have listened to Impmon and rented a car."
"Psh, don't listen to him. Car Rentals in this city will just screw you over, I did a story on it last year remember? Oh…you guys don't ever read the paper."
"I like the comics."
"That doesn't count…Anyway, you are better off just driving this. Not much else you can do, except ride a taxi…and you already know how nasty those things are."
"Yeah you're right Veemon. Well let's get back to the pad, I need to take a shower and get ready."
At that moment Veemon's phone beeped in his back pocket, pulling it out he answered to find Gatomon on the other end.
"Oh! Veemon! Thank the Sovereigns you answered!" She looked at him through the screen with a panicked look, "You have to come here quickly! Please! I need you!"
"Babe? What's the matter? When did you get back in town? What's wrong?" Veemon dropped his bag holding his phone with both hands shaking it, "Babe talk to me!"
"Veemon! My apartment! Hurry!" with that the called ended; Guilmon could see the look of terror on his friend's face, having partly heard the cat digimon scream over the phone.
"What's going on Veemon? Is everything ok?"
"I-I don't know Guilmon…" He looked at his friend standing next to him, shaking and thinking the worst for his girlfriend. Veemon grabbed Guilmon by the shoulders, "Guilmon…I know you have your date tonight and need to get ready…"
Guilmon already held the keys out for Veemon, "Go, I'll take a taxi."
Veemon's face brightened, hugging Guilmon tightly, "Thanks buddy!" sliding over the hood of the Manta, jumping in. "I won't be long Guilmon, I swear!"
With that, the engine roared to life, white digital smoke coming from the spinning back tires as the vehicle sped down the street at an alarming rate. Guilmon stood there for a moment watching the car disappear around a corner. His ears dropped a little, gripping his shopping bag tightly.
"Taxi!"
[Gatomon's Apartment]
Veemon raced towards the apartment door of his girlfriend, the spare key she gave him already in his grasp. Frantically he unlocked the door, barging in looking around for Gatomon.
"Babe! Babe Where are you? Please be ok…Gatomon!"
"Behind you…"
Veemon whirled around and froze; standing there closing the door to her apartment was Gatomon dressed in black lingerie looking at him with a seductive look.
"G-Gatomon! What's going on here?"
"Hehe, did I get you worked up? It was just a little joke…" She strode over to him getting on all fours purring, her tail swaying back and forth, "I'm sorry baby. It's just that we haven't seen each other in two weeks. I just wanted to see you so much." Now she was at Veemon's feet, brushing herself against his legs, looking up at him, "I'm sorry I made you worry. I am a bad kitty-mon…I need to be punished. Will you punish me?"
Gatomon reached up placing her hands on his abs, running down to his pants, rubbing his crotch slowly, taking her time to unzip his pants. Veemon still hadn't had much time to process what just went down, he just stared at his mate who he hadn't seen in a while currently reach inside his pants.
"Guilmon, I'm sorry man…"
[TheGuy's Loft, Late Afternoon]
Guilmon paced back again and again around the living room floor, to the ire of Impmon, currently playing an online multiplayer game. He had been doing quite well, mopping the floor with the other online players in the session he was in, till the time started ticking closer to when Guilmon was supposed to be on his way over to Renamon's to pick her up. Guilmon was dressed in the new clothes he bought; a nice black long-sleeved shirt and brown slacks. Again he dialed Veemon's phone.
"Come on, come on! Veemon pick up!"
"Boom! That's right you little punk! I dominate this game! He still isn't answering?"
"No…and it's almost 7:30, I need to get going, the dinner reservations are at 8:30" Guilmon made a face when it went to voicemail.
"I tell you Pineapple head, this is your fault really. HA! Think you could try and sneak up on the Impman? Think again rookie!"
"What? My fault? How?"
"Sssheesh! You gave him your keys in the first place, why didn't you just drive him over there and leave him?"
"I couldn't do that! I know I would have missed my date! Look what time it is! Plus I trust Veemon, whatever is taking him so long must be serious with Gatomon."
Impmon let out a short laugh shaking his head, looking over at Guilmon, "Pally-boy I bet you Gatomon said that just to get Veemon over so she could jump his bones. Poor mon is nothing more than a living sex-toy to her. I envy him…HEY! YOU SON OF A BITCH, I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND!" The Imp yelled out into the headset, glaring at the screen which displayed his character dead. "Gggrrr…I'll make you pay!.."
"I'll leave you to your game…" Guilmon let out a sigh, heading outside into the old factory below. He wandered downstairs with his ears down, staring at the ground. Instantly the sky switched from day to night in an instant, 7:30… "Great…" He murmured out, sitting on an old workbench looking up at the sky through one of the broken windows. Suddenly his phone came alive, ringing, and Veemon was the caller! Happily he answered, a display screen appearing showing Veemon on the other end.
"Veemon! Where are you?" Guilmon shouted out, looking at his friend who had a disheveled appearance. From what the red dino could see, Veemon had his shirt off and he was sweating, almost like he had been working out, or in a fight…
"A-ah…hey Guilmon!"
"What happened? I've been trying to get ahold of you! Where are you, and is Gatomon ok?"
"Gatomon? Oh yeah she's…s-she's f-fin-IEEEE!" Veemon said in a sudden stifled yell, he looked down saying something that Guilmon couldn't hear. "Uh…yeah, she's fine. OH MAN…yeah she's ok Guilmon…ahh-aahh.."
"Veemon? What's going on? Why are you making those noises?"
"I, uh...nothing…nothing's going on! She's doing well, look, Guilmon I'm sorry, something has come up."
"I'll say…hehe."
"Wait, who is that? Is that Gatomon? Veemon, what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry Guilmon…" Veemon hung his head in shame, as Gatomon rose up from his crotch looking at the phone."
"Guilmon, you really are interrupting something important here. I haven't seen my Blue Thunder in two weeks, and I'm in need to ride the lightning. So bye!"
" Wait I have a date tonight!"
"Oh with that Renamon? Ha-Ha! I thought Veemon was joking when he told me that!"
"No! It's true I do have a date with her! That's why I'm calling, I need the car!"
"Guilmon, trust me I'm just doing you a favor. Renamon is a huge slut, that's what Ice-D said on an interview a few days ago. She would just break your heart dear. Call it off; tell her your sick or something. Now, if you mind. I'm readying to have a fifth go."
With that the conversation ended, Gatomon hanging up the phone in Guilmon's face who only stared at his D-Arc in shock.
"No…no…" He fell to his knees staring at the phone in his claws in utter disbelief. The universe appeared to be playing a cruel joke, that's what Guilmon thought. He meets what could turn out to be his one true love, but now it seems forces were doing what they could to make sure this night would end in disaster. It was all just some joke The Sovereigns were playing on him. His father, Megidramon always used joke that the digimon gods loved to play with the lives of the mortal digimon they were supposed to watch over. Guilmon used to think his dad was just joking around…but now. Guilmon felt like doing something he hadn't done since his grandparent's death…cry. As the tears started flowing, he was blinded by the bright lights of a car pulling into the bay, Terriermon's old beater, he emerged, along with a passenger, a female digimon that looked just like him, only brown. In fact, Guilmon swore he seen her before.
"Guilmon? Hey buddy what are you doing down there? Those are some nice threads man, you're going to get them dirty sitting on the ground like that."
Guilmon quickly got to his feet, wiping his eyes, "Ah, hey Terriermon…Yeah I just …"
"Hey wait a minute…where's your car? I thought you have a date with Renamon?"
"Yeah, she is expecting you."
Guilmon looked at the brown bunny-digimon in bewilderment, "What? How do you know she is waiting on me? Who are you?"
"Oh I'm sorry, my name's Lopmon. I know Renamon, I worked with her at Club Passion…well used to work there…" Lopmon said, her gaze down cast.
"Yeah she got fired earlier today, so I brought her over to cheer her up and get her mind off it. But still dude where's the car?"
"Veemon has it, we both thought Gatomon was in trouble…but it was just a trick to get him over so she could have sex with him." Guilmon said, his mood matching Lopmon's.
"Damn…lucky mon. Hhhmm, still, I think that just might be what you need Lopsy…" The green bunny looked over at the brown bunny with a lustful gaze. She blushed a bit but then shook her head.
"Not now…" Looking at Terriermon before staring at the sad dino digimon before her, "So Guilmon, how are you planning on getting to Renamon's?"
"I-I don't know!" Guilmon moaned out felling the tears starting to come, Terriermon was quick to comfort his friend, slinging an arm around his shoulder.
"There, there Guilmon, don't worry man! Momentai dude! Momentai. Here have a hit of this…" Holding out a joint he just finished lighting and hitting from.
"No! That's not what I need right now Terriermon! I need to get to Renamon's!"
"Take my car…" He and Guilmon both started at Terriermon's old run-down car, "Uh..forget it"
(A/N:I should have mentioned, but Terriermon's car is a game-car. The Highwayman from Fallout 2)
"I wasn't going to bother asking…" Guilmon said in a flat tone, sniffing and wiping away the tears.
"That's ok you won't have to anyway." Lopmon said putting away her phone, "I called Renamon and told her the situation. She's coming here."
"See! Lookie there buddy, everything is working out just fine! Renamon will be here and then you can take her to dinner and woo her! Right Guilmon? Guilmon? Hello! Guilmon?
Terriermon looked at this friend, waving one of his ears in front of Guilmon's face, but the dinosaur wasn't responding, currently he just stood there frozen with a strange look on his face.
"Guilmon, hello! Oh boy, we have a problem here…"
To Be Continued…
(A/N: Ok, so I didn't expect this to be this long, so I'm going to split it into two parts. I'm trying to keep each story under 8 pages or so. I'll have the second part up in a day or two hopefully. Sorry for the delay. Had a bit of block so I went to something else for a while.)