Yeah this is some thing i wrote when i was on the phonewith my friends pho a few hours ya know

Kakashi stood in a dark alleyway waiting for the mystery man. He checked his watch it was quarter to twelve. Five minuets later a hooded figure arived.

"You are late,"Kakashi said.

"Time is not the enemy my friend the Statue of Liberty is," said the hooded figure.

"Yes yes I see do you have the butter muffin," Kakashi asked winking.

"I do," said the hooded figure,"Do you have my kittens? Are they radio

active?"

"Uh huh Uh huh and pie," said Kakashi while he puts a sack on the ground.

"Give me the butter muffin," Kakashi stated. The hooded figure put a pink paper bag on the ground and picked up the squirming sack.

"Good bye, good things will never come to those who shrink" said the hooded figure as he dissapeared in puff of pee fog.

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The Next Day

Sakura,Sasuke and Naruto met their sensei, Kakashi at the Canable diner. A waitor led them to their seats. She pulled out a pen and paper out of her eyelid.

"Would you guys like to start off with drinks?" the waitor asked.

"Sure," screamed Sakura.

"What do you have?" asked Sasuke.

"We have diet blood, regular blood, pee, zero calorie blood, yo mama's blood, cherry flavored blood and a bloody Mary (literaly)," said the waitor.

"Ummmm," said Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they stroked their beards.

"I'll have water," Naruto execlaimed.

"Same here," said Kakashi and Sakura.

"Diddo girlfriend," screamed Sasuke as he got on the table and started to dance. He was about to take off his pants when Sakura hit him on the head with a puffle.

"Okay four waters. Would you like a lemon with that?" said the waiter as she winked at Kakashi.

"Ummmm no thanks," said Kakashi kind of freaked out.

"Well fuck you anyway," said the waitor as she walked off.

"Okay we have a mission today," said Kakashi.

"Yay do we get to go to Disneyland," Naruto said.

"Damn howd ya know," said Kakashi

(sory bout my typin i'm kinada bein actin tipsy lately)

"ya we need cheseseses," bla said FUCK I CAN"T THINK FUCK FUCK FUCK

HAller my challer yaller crazy yuh i can't think no wonda sry maaarria e and a lynnifer i turned dis story into crap DAMN I LIKE THIS DUDE

u probably think i'm on crack or somethin' READ AND REVIEW U MUST OBEY OR SLEEP WITH UR EYES OPEN I'm so not fly