For the record. I am not a brony

I am a "DISCORD DUDE!"

(No offence)

It was another regular day in the land of Equestria ,all the ponies were going about their daily lives

Until Rainbow Dash came flying into Ponyvillie screaming.

"Invasion! Alert the princess! Their coming!" she cried

"What? Who is?" Twilight asked her friend Queen Chrysalis and her minions?"

"Worse!" Rainbow said "It's...The Bronys!"

All the ponies gasped

"We must alert Princess Celestia," Twilight said as she gathered the rest of the mane six.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight said as she and her friends came rushing into her castle.

Saldy the second they opened the doors, they saw the crazed fans of My Little Pony had already invaded the castle.

And worse, they now attacked Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. With affection

"AH!" Luna cried "Stop hugging me!"

"plush a few of them were now wearing the elements of harmony

"Pinky Pie!" a Brony said seeing the little pony

"RUN!" Twilight said

The ponies were now in the Canalot Sculpture Garden

"What are we gonna do?" Apple Jack said "Without the elements we're powerless,"

"Their are just to many," Flutter Shy said

"Muwhahahaha!" a voice said "Perhaps I can be of some help,"

The mane six looked over to were the voice was coming from

It was the statue of Discord

"Discord?" the ponies said

"Yes my little ponies," Discord said "Release me and I shall take care of your brony problem,"

"Never!" Twilight said

"They're over here!" a brony said stopping the little ponies

"Oh no!" Rarity said

"We have no choice," Pinky Pie said

"Oh," Discord said "Such chaos these brony's create. It's so..."

Just then Discord burst free of his stone prison

All the brony's gasped, then cheered

"Wow," Discord thought "Never knew I was so popular. Bet Queen Chrysalis doesn't get this much love,"

Just then Discord summoned some clouds made of cotton candy

"Such a same I have to do this," Discord though "The chaos we could have created upon these lands. Yet their's only room for one lord of chaos around here!"

The clouds began to rain chocolate milk, which the bronys drank

BAD IDEA!

What all the fans of my little pony forgot was...People usually get a bang out of Discords milk

Thus they all exploded, and were no more

The mane six gave Discord a big hug for saving them, even Luna and Celestia did to

"Discord you are a hero!" Twilight said

"Hey wait a second," Pinky Pie said "If all those people blew up after drinking you milk? Then Why didn't I when I dr..."

Just then Pinky Pie exploded to

"Wow," Discord said "You'd think that would've happened a long time ago,"

Afterwards the chimera once again battled with the ponies. Don't worry, he escaped this time.

The End