Scariest Places on Earth: Willow Madison
by -shinigami-
disclaimer:
cryz: roll the disclaimer duo!
duo: make me
cryz: wouldnt want to....
duo: come on I dare you
cryz: well, you asked for it!
*mega huge super glomp*
duo: *gasp* heres the disclaimers!
*pops in a videotape of a smiling cryz and a not too thrilled duo.*
duo: cryz no baka doesn't own....
1.gundam wing
2.coke
3. the show Scarieset Places on Earth
which are most likely to be used in this fic.
There is no such place as Willow Madison in Louisiana.
No gundam characters were harmed in the making of this fic.
cryz: beautiful. lets get started.

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CHAPTER 1: Welcome to Willow Madison
The setting: a victorian mansion on the outskirts ofBaton Rouge, Louisiana.
an old man opens the car door and ten people file out
old man: welcome to the Willow Madison, the most haunted house in Louisiana.. your mission is to stay here for the whole night.
heero: mission accepted
duo: im scared....
cryz: im scared too...
hilde: uh....nothing to worry about
wufei: hmph you dont sound s-so sure h-hilde.
sally: you dont sound so sure yourself
dorothy: eeeee! i see a spiderweb!
trowa: nothing to worry about...i hope...
heero: uh...uh....its cold....
*inches closer to cryz for warmth*
duo: i need a hug
hilde: ill hug you duo!
duo: yay.
*hug, smoochy moment....-_-;;*
heero: hn...
The gundam boys each paired up with a girl.
Heero: im sticking with cryz. if anything happens, its entirely her fault, i just want to be there to laugh at her.
cryz: oh very nice
heero: i know.
duo: im with hilde of course
hilde: do i HAVE TO?
duo: yes. I am your man.
hilde: you dont look like a man
duo: i AM a man.
everyone else: *koff koff*
duo: wha-at?
trowa: catherine...
catherine: yeeesss?
trowa: im gonna need you sister
catherine: sure brother.
quatre: m-m-miss dorothy?
dorothy: yeah. ok
quatre: ok *looks relieved*
wufei: hmph real nice guys! i get stuck with an onna!
duo: we're all with women....
wufei: but why me? with SALLY?
sally: not my fault!
wufei: hmph.
old man:here is some paranormal activity gear. theres a temprature monitor, night vision goggles, a camera and a flashlight with extra batteries. through those gates there yonder is a path. just follow the fires we put out for you.when you reach the door, knock twice.a woman will be there to greet you.
everyone: yessir.
old man: you WILL see paranormal activity. you'll see things here. *points to the corners of his eyes*
duo: now im OFFICIALY freaked out.
hilde: whos the man NOW?
duo: shuddup hilde
dorothy: but i wont see anything at all then....my eyebrows...my beautiful eyebrows....
duo: then shave them!
quatre: now that wasn't very nice duo!
heero: duo is right. shave them dorothy
dorothy: NEVERRRRR
trowa: er....
sally: i think theyre cute dorothy
dorothy: i think so too
wufei: *koff*concieted*koff*
duo: *sniggers*
dorothy: hey! i heard that chang!
quatre:that wasn't nice either.
trowa: yeah.
old man: AHEM!
everyone jumps.
everyone: yaheessss?
old man: ok. its time for you to go. at seven in the morning I will let you out.
The gundam pilots and the girls walked toward the campfire steadily.