Space its REALLY big so let's have an adventure
Prologue
Sup my names Josh benedict and I love games and anything to do with technology so when me and my best bud Sean found some random satellite dish in the middle of nowhere I was more than ecstatic because I had never took one apart to see how it ticks.
"hey Sean so what should we do with it? I wanna take it home but I also wanna see what it does if we turn it on." I said as I pointed at the large flashing red button on the side, he turned from looking at the dish
"I say we turn it on but what if like aliens come like a distress beacon or something ya know like in starbound what if an army of militarized penguins?" I looked at him like he was an alien then we burst in to a fit of laughter "ok so were goanna activate it?" he nodded and we got a bit closer to it and I reached out and pressed the button
It started spinning and making a low hum "oooh cool so now we wait" said Sean it started to spin faster and then after a few seconds it started to glow so much that it blinded us I covered my eyes and felt something pull on me "DUDE WHATS GOING ON" I yelled but I heard no response so I just closed my eyes and waited for it to be over when I opend them I was utterly shoked "what the literal fuck"
And there you go chapter one of siRbslhaa =p best name ever huh =D any way just tell me what you think and sorry its so short but I want this to be a surprise even though we all know what's going to happen *MWUAHAHAHAHAH* BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE