Disclaimer: Do you REALLY think I own this? Well? ...well...I don't... -sighs-
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Summary: What would it be like...if Naruto characters were actually in the Invader Zim show in stead? Hmmm...
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"YES! Today's the day I will be assigned my OWN planet to destroy...," Sasuke twitched. He rode in his space ship towards the Massive. The Leaders would have to give him a planet finally in their second take on taking over the universe!
As Sasuke arrived there, he noticed everyone was clapping...as if it had ended. The Great Assigning had ended without him, but he wouldn't let it be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LEADERS!" He pushed his way through the crowd of the Soundies, and made his way to the stage. "INVADER SASUKE REPORTING FOR DUTY, MY LEADERS!"
Orochimaru sighed along with Kabuto and spoke up, "Sasuke...the Great Assigning is over with...there are no more planets to give to you for destruction..."
"But that's not FAIR! I would've been on TIME if I hadn't lost my invitation..." Sasuke tried to reason with them.
"Uh...we didn't SEND you an invitation, Sasuke..." Kabuto eyed him. Sasuke obviously ignored that and whined, "But I'm an Invader! SURELY there must be someplace to destroy..."
Slapping his forehead, Orochimaru motioned for Kabuto to pick a random meaningless planet. Going over to a covered piece of the map, he nodded. "Okay, Sasuke... you'll have a planet. And it's called..." he was a bit confused by the spelling, "E - Arth...E-Arth! That's it...that's your planet to destroy, Sasuke!"
Grinning evilly, Sasuke nodded. "I won't disappoint you, my Leaders..."
"Oh yes...sssssssssssssssssure you won't..." Orochimaru hissed the sure part.
Later, Sasuke as well as the other Invaders went on to get their ninja slaves to serve them.
Invader Kin received a ninja called Kimimaro. "He's perfect...I thank you!" She nodded and ran off with Kimimaro.
Invader Zaku received a ninja named Kurenai. "I thank you my Leaders..." he rushed off with Kurenai.
After all the others received their ninjas, Sasuke went to get his. "I'm ready, my Leaders!"
"Oh...Sasuke..." Kabuto groaned. "We have a SPECIAL ninja for you..." He pressed a button, thus a ninja fell from the ceiling, and appeared to be sleeping, after it hit the ground.
"This...is my assistant..." Sasuke twitched slightly looking down at it.
"His name...is Kakashi...he's veeeeeeeeeeeeeery special, Sasuke! Well...er...enjoy it..." Kabuto finished up as he and Orochimaru did a hand sign, making a big poof and disappearing.
"..."
Sasuke knelt down, and poked it. "...Kakashi! I order you awake NOW!"
Literally jumping to life. "YES SIR!" Kakashi put a hand to his forehead, then...let his hand drop. "Do you have a copy of Icha Icha Paradise...?"
Ignoring him, Sasuke dragged him to the space ship and set a course for E-Arth...
"Time to rain some doom on the doomed souls of that doomed planet!" Sasuke laughed maniactically.
"I'M GUNNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!" Kakashi went on singing "DOOM!" over and over in different singing tones.
So much time passed after that to get to the planet... Kakashi hadn't stopped singing the song. Sasuke...had drool POURING out of his mouth, gurgling for him to stop. Finally coming out of his drooling coma, he heard the computer confirm they had reached the planet. Sasuke grinned with pure evil in his eyes.
"Time for the invasion...to begin..." Sasuke smirked.
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Author's Note: Hope ya'll liked it! I just...thought this up randomly. Hehe... Naruto will be taking the part as Dib, and Sakura as Gaz. But who should be Ms. Bitters? Girl or guy suggestions are REALLY appreciated. I'm writing as I go, so please...send the suggestions away. Just for ideas. Thanks for reading! Ja ne!