Shinji Ikari pondered to the sound of the muted Linkin Park in his earbuds; it had been a rough day for our hero. The boy never did catch a break, and when he did it was not very long. Here he was in Misato's apartment, listening to his angsty tunes. "Gosh golly gee." He looked up with a sigh.
There was a knocking on Shinji's door. It was not accompanied with the sound of Misato's cheery voice, therefore Shinji was rather suspicious. The visitor did not hesitate, and the door was soon pried open to reveal Shinji's guest.
"Well howdy holly, Shinji Marie Ikari!" Jerry Seinfeld greeted with a friendly wave.
"Hey now." Shinji was taken aback by Jerry's sudden greeting.
The Seinfeld bass line played, and it was all over for Shinji.