Those filthy Kathardicians are still walking on the same sidewalks as us, boarding our public transit, and living off welfare funded by our tax dollars. It's time we eradicate their vermin kind from this Earth forever. Who really cares that they are refugees, the last of their hideous race from an exploded homeworld that they themselves doomed with their vile, self-destructive habits? No one does, and neither in actuality do you.
I had never before been exposed to such barbarism, these primitive people and their towel-head fashion. I came to the conclusion that I myself must purge them out of existence through any means necessary.
The Kathardician race, or the remnants thereof, belonged to a chlorine-saturated homeworld to which they still call Hanahanahanahanahanahanahahanahanaha: one with lakes of sulfuric and muriatic acid; an atmosphere of chlorine and fluorine gas; and a surface composed of rare alkaline earth metals dark and murky in color. They had overexploited the planet's partially antimatter core, which set off a chain of events that would lead to the planet's complete destabilization and subsequent gravitational collapse into an Anti De-Sitter spacetime void. All the radical feminists and liberal socialist extremists were killed instantly as the collapse rebounded in an uber-hot supernova-like explosion. All the surrounding planets and their civilizations were vaporized by the expanding shockwave of deatomization. Quadrillions of lifeforms perished.
Lord Trump had sent many ambassadors to the doomed Kathardician homeworld to try persisting them out of their retarded, suicidal behavior. But alas, Hanahanahanahanahanahanahahanahanaha's fate had already been long sealed. Kathardician refugee ships attempting to penetrate Earth's incredibly strong, invisible plasma-vibranium forcefield were obliterated by the American Space Force before they could even touch the first traces of the thermosphere. Any survivors who too somehow survived the plummet to the surface and hit ground instead of sea were subjected to torture methods that even sentient, silicon-based creatures today may find extremely mortifying.
In response to the massive numbers of Kathardician survivors who evaded decimation, Lord Trump signed an executive order to eliminate them all with incendiary ordnance.
