My Valentine Fic!(A quick one shot)

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I do not want FLAMES 

Warnings: OOC for the most part

February 14.

Practically the worst holiday that was ever created.

That is at least, what the Uchiha Sasuke believes

February 14

Also know as…his most hated holiday ever…

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day means… (In Sasuke's opinion)

Fan girls…

Crazy, annoying fan girls that will chase you around town,

Give you chocolate…and Sasuke hated sweets (A/N What kind of a person that hates sweets??)

Oh and by the way,

Did I ever mention that Sasuke is being chased right now??

"No I'm not" Sasuke says.

"What are you doing here?"

"Not being chased"

"Well you better star running, lover boy"

"Why?"

"OH LADIES!" I yelled as I kick Sasuke out.

Let the horror begin…and the author is out of the story yet is continuing to narrate it 

"IF I SURVIVE THIS, I'LL KILL YOU!" Sasuke shouted.

"LESS TALKIN AND MORE RUNNIN CHICKEN HEAD OR THERE WILL BE MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!"

"NOOO!!"

While the one of the last survivor of the Uchiha Clan was being chased, the fan girls chanted,

"I LOVE YOU!"

"BE MY BOYFRIEND SASUKE-KUN!"

"NO, ME!"

"WHY ARE JUST STANDING THERE?!" Sasuke shouted.

"I'm an author/narrator," I replied. "Not someone to save you, that's somebody else will do it. Besides, there is a bright side to this."

"WHAT IS THE BRIGHT SIDE ABOUT BEING CHASED ALL DAY??!!" Sasuke screeched as the girls continuing to chase our number rookie (more like number one in power madness --)

"Simple," I said. "You can loose weight when doing this, you are getting a lil chubby."

"WHY YOU-" Sasuke growled.

"That's it, I'm out and good luck."

"OH GOSH! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CREATED THIS HOLIDAY FOR CRYIN OUR LOUD!!"

"KYAA!! SASUKE HAVE SOME OF MY HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE! I MADE THEM ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!" a random fan girl shouted.

"NO, HAVE SOME OF MY CHOCOLATES," another one shouted. "IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN HERS!"

"WHEN WILL THIS END!" Sasuke shouted, going around the village for the umm….oh who cares…I just love to see him getting tortured. I'm so evil. Oh yes I am.

Just then, Sasuke saw a flash of pink not so far away from him. The pink haired girl turned to see Sasuke being chased.

"SAKURA! MOVE OUT THE WAY!" Sasuke warned.

"Huh?" a confused Sakura asked.

But before Sasuke could warn her again, he tripped over a rock that he did not see and crashed to the petite, sweet yet strong cherry blossom.

The fan girls gasped in horror when they saw the Uchiha prodigy on top of his teammate.

What is more is that,

His lips accidentally touched Sakura's.

Let the fan girls scream….

Faint…

And leave them alone to die…ahahahaha! Just kidding!

"OMG!" Sakura thought in her head. "Is Sasuke really kissing me?!"

"OMG!" Sasuke thought in his head. "I'M KISSING MY OWN TEAMMATE!!"

Sakura broke the kiss. The two got up and stared for a few seconds.

"Uh, Sasuke?" Sakura asked. The raven-haired teen smirked and said.

"This may be the best Valentine's Day ever." Sasuke thought as he walked away leaving a flushed Sakura. A second later, she snapped back into reality and went home, treasuring that moment.

Fin

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Arigato!