Alright, even though my philosophy is still love sucks, this idea has been gnawing at me, so here it is for Valentines Day.
Love Sucks
(By Link Guru)
Pit flew in through his open window into his room. He flopped down on his bed, his wings aching severely. "I hate Valentines Day." Pit mumbled into his pillow. It was indeed February 14 and Master Hand had thought up an "exciting" prospect for Pit, and by prospect, we mean order. Master Hand had told Pit that as a promotional thing, Pit was to fly around the city and shoot dud arrows at some of the girls around town in a cupid like escapade. Pit had been flying all day, shooting arrows left and right. He had been mobbed by girls when he landed for a break, all wanting him to shoot them so they could fall in love. He barley escaped with his red toga on him. Pit rolled off his bed and walked down stairs to the kitchen.
He passed Link in the hall. "What's up man?" Asked Link, surprised by the gloomy mood his normally chipper friend was in.
Pit just glowered as he passed, "I hate Valentines Day." He muttered, flapping his wings roughly to illustrate his irritation. He trudged down the stairs and into the kitchen, grabbing a bottle of Pepsi from the fridge. He slammed the fridge door and found Captain Falcon leaned against the side, looking down at him.
"Why so glum buddy?" He asked in a cheery voice. "It's the time for love man, turn that frown upside down." Pit glared at him in annoyance. "I hate Valentines Day." Pit said in a surprisingly dark tone for one of his disposition. Captain Falcon backed away slowly.
"Well, that's a real bummer to hear, but ya know, I…got to go!" Captain Falcon dashed out of the room. Pit walked into the living room and plopped down onto the couch. He opened his soda and took a drink before turning on the T.V. First thing up was the Valentines edition of "Friends", then "The Love Boat", then "Blind Date", then repeats of "A Shot at Love." Pit threw shut off the T.V. and threw the remote in annoyance.
"I hate Valentines Day." Pit muttered laying down on the couch and staring at the ceiling. He found, however, that he was staring into the face of one Samus Aran. She jumped over the couch and took a seat.
"Well, what have we here?" She said happily. "A love lorn angel back from playing Cupid. I must say, you pulled it off pretty well. I bet you just had a great time huh?" She had a mischievous, playful glint in her eye. Pit just continued to frown.
"I hate Valentines Day." He grumbled. Samus rolled her eyes.
"You just haven't had the right experience yet." She said playfully. Pit glanced at her quizzically. Samus laughed, shaking her head. She pulled him up to a sitting position, brought him in close and kissed him on his lips. Pit was shocked, but he let himself met into the kiss. Too soon they parted, there faces close together. Pit smiled.
"I still hate Valentines Day." He said cheerily.
"I know," Samus said smiling, "I do to."
-X-
Well, there you go. I think you can all figure out I don't have a romantic bone in my body. I hate Valentines Day. Now before you go labeling Samus a pedophile, know this: In my world I think Pit isn't just a little kid. I think he's older than he looks and stays young because he's an angel. Hope you enjoyed it.
-Link Guru-