Rocking Her World
This is a totally random, screwy one-shot. Except, it's kind of a parody of a one-shot.
I don't even remember how this joke started, but because of my friend Erica, this was born.
I promised to write it, and forgot until now. So here it is in all of its glory.
BTW, if you think I own any of these characters, you are a sad, sad person.
Haruhi sighed as she shuffled through her bag to find her house key. When she finally pinpointed it, she pulled it out, and attempted to unlock the door. However, she relocked it.
"Huh, dad is already home.." She unlocked the door, and stepped into the small entrance. She groped the wall, and hit a light switch, and entered her living room.
Hikaru was laying in the middle of the living room. His clothes were messed up, his hair a little messy. There was candles lit around him, and low music playing on a stereo in the background.
"Hikaru, I already told you," Haruhi began. "I'm not up for any molestation for today. You're just going to have to hold off for now, and try again later."
"But Haruhi, I set up and-" Hikaru was cut off.
"Now shoo, my dad should be home soon. I don't even know how you got in here.." Haruhi sighed, and made her way to the kitchen, ignoring the presence of the twin.
Hikaru made his way out the door, and down the street.
Sitting in a shiny red sports car, Kaoru waved down Hikaru.
"Hikaru! Hikaru! How did it go?" Kaoru rushed Hikaru, wanting details.
"I totally rocked her world."
Well, do you feel enlightened yet?
I know, I know, Haruhi seems a little OC, doesn't she? But it wouldn't be the same if she didn't react that way. And I do kind of see her kind of brushing it off like it is nothing.
ANYWAYS, I like reviews. Please do so. You know what to do!