Chapter One: Fiction or Non- Fiction?
Sam and Dean Winchester are driving along when Dean spots a familiar sight.
"Sam, that's Mulder and Scully's Ford Taurus!"
"Dean, Mulder and Scully are fictional characters, and that's a popular car"
"No Mulder and Scully are real, just like vampires are real"
"Dean you're normally the sceptical one, they're not real ok, they're TV characters"
"No Sam, that's the car, I'm sure of it!"
"No its not, you… have been watching way too much X Files"
"Can you blame me, Scully's hot!"
"Whatever"
"Come on, I know it's their car, same license plate dude!"
"Dude, you ever heard of a coincidence?"
"I know it's them!"
"Yeah ok whatever, let's just book a room, I'm tired"
They pull into the same motel they saw Mulder and Scully's car at.
Meanwhile in Scully's motel room, Mulder is lying on Scully's bed eating a pizza (Bad Blood reference- how very Dean of him)
"So Scully, when are you going to have the wedding? Can I be the best man?"
"Shut up Mulder" she throws a pillow at his head
"Aww you're still very shy about this relationship"
"Go away Mulder, its 1am and there are crumbs all over my bed!"
"Aww that hurts" Mulder dramatically grabs at his heart, he leaves and goes next door to his own room. Dean spots him and shakes Sam awake.
"Sam look, its Mulder, its really Mulder!" says Dean, but Sam's still asleep "Sam wake up, its Mulder!"
"Yeah that's nice Dean, now go back to sleep" Sam utters groggily.
"But its really Mulder!" says Dean, disappointed that Sam doesn't believe him, he decides to get up and follow Mulder. He opens the motel room door and notices that Mulder is only staying two doors up, he's so tempted to call out to him, but doesn't, so he checks the room number and goes back to bed.
The next morning Sam is up early and Dean is still snoozing. Sam wakes Dean up by throwing a glass of water in his face. Dean sits up with a start.
"What the hell!" complains Dean, wiping his face with his hand.
"Morning sleeping beauty, have sweet dreams? Of scully? " teases Sam
"Go to hell!" Dean tells him and lays back down again, still half asleep
"Ok but you just missed your chance to listen to what I have to say, about who I just saw"
Dean sits up and stares at him "who you saw?"
"yeah, but you missed your chance"
"Come on Sam tell me, who'd you see, did you see Scully? Mulder? I'll tell you Scully always looks fine in the morning" Dean daydreams about Scully. Sam snaps him back into reality.
"How would you know how Scully looks in the morning?"
"Because I… I've seen her"
"Yeah right. Anyway I'm hungry so I'm going to breakfast and I know you don't wanna miss out on an all-you-can-eat buffet" says Sam, knowing food always motivated his brother.
"Ok fine, I'm up, just give me five minutes" Dean tells him.
"Sam starts walking out the door when Dean speaks again,
"Oh and try and get us a booth near Mulder and Scully" adds Dean with a wiggle of his eyebrows.
Scully knocks on Mulder's door waiting for him to answer it. "Mulder?" he does not answer and Scully hears no sign of movement inside. She turns the knob, it's unlocked, she opens the door to find Mulder tangled up in his bed sheets. Scully sighs, picks up his jeans from the floor and flings them at him.
"Wake up!"
"Gosh Scully, can you not let a man sleep?"
"No, now get up! I'm hungry and you're buying"
"Ugh! Fine I'm up!" Scully gives Mulder the look
"ok can I get dressed in private? Unless you want to dress me… but I tell you… we can skip that and get to the fun stuff"
"Hurry up, I'll meet you down there" she walks out
"Get us a booth!" yells Mulder, hoping Scully will hear him.
Down at the diner, Scully enters and grabs a booth like Mulder requested. Scully starts looking through the menu and Sam walks in not noticing Scully as her head is hidden behind the menu. Sam takes a booth one down from Scully. Next Dean walks in with Mulder a few seconds behind him, of course not knowing who he is. Dean takes his seat opposite Sam.
"Dude, so have Mulder and Scully come in yet?" asks Dean
"Nah, not yet, but we should order breakfast and wait and see"
Scully sits in the booth narrowing her breakfast choices when Mulder sits down
"Scully I swear I just saw a roach as big as my fist!"
"What do you expect when you put us up in a motel that costs $50 a night?"
"Don't blame me, blame the tight ass bureau"
"Aww is Mulder afraid of a cockroach? Why don't you just call Bambi?" (War of the Cophrages reference)
Meanwhile back at Sam and Dean's table,
"Sammy I just heard Mulder's voice!" says Dean
"Yeah it's probably in your head because you're so damn hungry that you're beginning to hallucinate, I've already chosen my breakfast, now stop thinking about Scully naked and order something!" says Sam. Dean just stares at his brother.
"Dude, I do not think about Scully naked!" Dean protests, but he protests a bit too loud because Mulder hears the last two words out of Dean's mouth. Mulder turns around and taps Dean on the shoulder.
"Hey man did I just hear you say you've been dreaming of my woman naked?" asks Mulder. Dean turns around and almost faints as he sees Fox Mulder, his idol, sitting right behind him.
"Dude, you're… you're…" was all Dean managed to get out.
"I'm what?" asks Mulder.
"You're Mulder!" he says, like a little kid seeing his hero for the first time.
"Yeah the name's Mulder, and you are?" asks a confused Mulder
Sam takes this opportunity to embarrass Dean for a change, seeing how Dean was always embarrassing him.
"He's Dean Winchester, let's just say he's a huge fan of your work" Sam tells Mulder and Scully.
"Hi Dean" says Scully
"H..Hey Sc… Scully" Dean manages to say.
"So Winchester, we still haven't cleared up our little issue here, did you or did you not say you dreamt of Scully naked?" says Mulder. Scully kicks him under the table.
"ow!" complains Mulder
"No, no, no, I'd never dream of Scully naked, that's supposed to be your domain" Dean replies with an eye wink and a nudge to Mulder and emphasising on the 'your'.
Mulder takes his arm away from Dean, he still felt uncomfortable with someone else talking about his woman like that.
"But I must say" begins Dean, "she is hot!" he says, nudging Mulder a second time.
By this time Mulder was getting quite agitated, he was beginning to really dislike this guy.
"Alright Winchester, I'll make you a deal" proposes Mulder
"Oh goodie, I like deals" replies Dean
"Let's play a game of 'I Never'" says Mulder
"Oh you've got to be joking!" says Dean, rolling his eyes, "'I Never'? that's what teenagers play at slumber parties, and you can obviously see I'm not a teenager anymore!"
"Well if you can come up with something better…"
Dean felt cut, but he didn't want to show it, he wasn't going to let Mulder and especially Scully see that.
"Alright, 'I Never' it is, Sammy, Dana, wanna play?" asks Dean, he wasn't going to get beaten by Mulder
"No thanks Dean, I think I'm going to talk to Sam, you boys have fun" says Scully, "Oh and Mulder?"
"Yeah darling" says Mulder with a cheesy grin, Scully lets it slide this time.
"Don't get too drunk because I'm the one who is going to have to pick you up off the floor"
"Ditto that Dean" added Sam, giving his big brother a cold hard stare that said 'behave tonight or else'.
"Oh don't you worry, we won't get too drunk" says Mulder. Sam and Scully walk away just as Dean gets up and heads over to the bar to order the first round of drinks, he orders bourbon and coke, something with a bite. Sam and Scully slip into a booth a few tables away and swap conversation about their chosen professions.
"I think this is going to get ugly" states Sam, though he thought ugly was an understatement. "Dean can get so obsessed over certain things, one being you and Mulder"
"Why is he so obsessed with Mulder and I?" asks Scully
"Coz you're kind of his heroes, he looks up to you, especially with our line of work"
"And what is it you and your brother do exactly?"
"We hunt spirits of people who aren't at rest and put them in their rightful place, kind of like you"
"Wow, that's a nice way of putting it, I never thought of it in that way. I'm the sceptical one out of Mulder and I"
"That's Dean, but with what we do, you'd think we'd have seen every possible evil being out there, but there are some things Dean's sceptical about, he calls that his 'bullshit list'"
"So what's on this 'bullshit list'?" asks Scully
"Angels, well that was until he witnessed an act of God, unicorns, fairies, practically anything in a fairytale"
"I've never seen an angel, a unicorn or a fairy"
"Oh and aliens"
"Aliens? Even I'm not sceptic about aliens, I was at first, but that was until I saw one" says Scully.
"You've seen an alien? As in 'little green men' alien?"
"Actually aliens are grey, not green; I don't know why everyone says that, it drives me insane"
"Oh" Sam takes a sip of his beer and wonders what Dean and Mulder were up to, he knew he would never hear the end of it if Dean lost to Mulder, or if he won, oh boy, he thought, taking a few gulps of his beer this time.