Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto in any of its forms. I do own the crazy B*tch that popped out of my head and snuck itself into this fabulous story.
Chapter 1
Deidara groaned as he pulled himself out of his bunker. He really wished Kakuza would stop hording the money and buy them some decent beds.
He then remember that today was a special day, so he forgot about his bed problems and grumbled as he grabbed his uniform cloak. Why they had to wear something so tacky was beyond him. Something with a burgundy instead of a simple blood red would make this so much better.
He then slapped himself for thinking like that. Only girls and fags cared about things like fashion.
Leaving his room, he bumped into Itachi. Itachi glared at him, telling him to watch were he was going. This made Deidara glare right back, but he ignored him. Today was a special day, and he didn't want any more bothersome trouble than was already coming his way today.
Walking towards the Mess hall, Deidara spotted Kisame behind the counter. He was serving rice with raw egg overtop. Typical, that guy always has such plain taste. If Deidara didn't know he came from the Village of Bloody Mist, he would have thought he was a country hick.
Grabbing a bowl, he grabbed a bottle of hot-sauce, only to see Hidan reach over as well. He must have wanted to use it to cover up the blandness of the food as well. Deidara handed him the bottle and let him use it first. Today was a special day after all.
Hidan had almost used up the whole bottle, and they had just bought some yesterday. But Deidara just sighed and used the last on his.
Walking over to Sasori, he spotted Kakuzu talking about something but he left as Deidara showed up. Deidara asked what they were planning for tomorrow, but all Sasori said was that it was a surprise. What kind of surprise needed to be kept from Deidara? It wasn't like he would ruin it, well he would, but that was beside the point. It wasn't his special day today.
After he had finished up his food, he ran into Konan. He didn't really like her. "Who dies their hair blue, anyway," Oops, he said that out loud. Apparently this is her natural color. Riiiiight. Like anyone would believe that. She simply gave a huff as she walked past all snooty like. She's just mad cause she felt awkward about talking about the guys with him. Then she had to listen to him explain that he wasn't gay. It doesn't get much more awkward than that. That was a tough first day on the job.
After that little scene, she left to go find Pein, so he snuck off to his bunker where he started setting up traps to keep Tobi away from him. That punk is always in his face, and he never shuts up. He'd hate to ever be partnered with him. Good thing Sasori can't die. Being a Puppet keeps alive forever, right?
Then Kakuzu showed up by the doorway and caught the bomb he threw at him. He told him not to waist resources cause he'd have to buy more clay for him. Deidara asked what he wanted. Kakuzu said he wanted to know what he was getting Hida for his birthday so he knew how much money he was spending. Deidara hated special days.
So, how does everyone like this one? I hope I do more frequent chapters with this. Hopefully I will since I only did like 500 words for this.