Title: Tsuna Life
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Tsuna/Misfortune, Tsuna/Kyoko with mentions of Reborn, Nana, Iemitsu, Lambo, I-Pin, Haru and Bianchi.
Rating/Genre: G
Warnings: PURE CRACK. Not to be taken seriously. At all.
A/N: Okay, so this actually started off as a meme on Tumblr. But a friend asked me to post it as a fic (even though it really is more of a crack drabble I don't even?) The prompt was the top five people I ship Tsuna with and I'd put 'Tsuna/Misfortune' as my #1 OTP... and LOL THIS DRABBLE HAPPENED. Anyway, I have been thinking of writing fic for this series… So I guess you could call this yet another series of nonsensical drabbles for KHR. Hopefully it'll at least make you smile. Er.
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Sawada Tsunayoshi.
All right, so this kid has GOT to be the most unfortunate (not to mention CLUMSIEST) klutz of a dork ever. His daily life begins with him STILL SNOOZING IN BED OH-SO-NICELY YUP JUST SIGHS. And then suddenly, in comes his fucking hitman of a home-tutor Reborn who goes LOL NO YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL NOW WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER and before you know it, he dishes out an effin' ROUND HOUSE KICK TO DA FACE!
Poor boy. Misfortune seems practically glued to him.
You'd think it ends there, but nooooo. Once Reborn was done kicking him awake and right into his clothes, Tsuna heads down the stairs for breakfast and school, only to trip over Lambo and I-Pin, and his mum is all SMILEY FACE AND OH TSU-KUN YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH THE KIDS, PLEASE BABY-SIT THEM TONIGHT WHILE MAMAN AND PAPAN GO FOR A VALENTINE'S DINNER OKEY? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A DATE ANYWAY RIGHT? TEE-HEE.
And as if that wasn't enough, he goes to school and sees Sasagawa Kyoko, all popular with her friends and receiving chocolates from everyone like the lovely school idol she is. And he gets all SHIT SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE ME, only to have Kyoko actually come up to him and give him chocolates and he's goes all blushy-red, stuttering to himself with H-HIIIIII MAYBE SHE DOES NOTICE ME A LITTLE? But then she crushes his hope and tells him she made it together with Haru and I-Pin under Bianchi's instructions and OH TSUNA-KUN I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE THEM *OBLIVIOUS MOE SPARKLE IN EYES*
While he's left to die a little inside (and very possibly die later when Haru forces him to eat a piece of Bianchi's poison-spiked chocolate) and cry at WHAT NEVER WILL BE,
–HIS TUTOR APPEARS! AGAIN! THIS TIME WITH A RAINBOW-COLOURED AFRO! SINGING AFRO CIRCUS! REBORN, WTF.
Reborn tells him TSUNA MAN THE FUCK UP AND TELL KYOKO HOW YOU FEEL and shoots him with a Dying Will bullet (we all know what happens after this, but I'll just tell you again because HAHA IT'S FUNNY).
So he dies, only to JUMP THE SHIT OUT OF HIS OWN SKIN, wearing nothing but bright-blue rocketship underpants and screaming at the top of his lungs "RE-BOOOOOOOOOORNNNN! TELL KYOKO HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER CHOCOLATES AS IF I WERE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
–And streaks half-naked through the school hall, leaving in his wake girls' short plaid skirts fluttering upwards and boys' jaws hitting the floor, to finally find Kyoko and bellow at her "EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOUR CHOCOLATES TASTE LIKE SHIT, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!"
Luckily, Kyoko has a sense of humour and thinks it's all a joke so she happily says yes and technically, Tsuna would now be all over the moon. Except he realises that he's also half-mooning the whole student body just by standing around in those underpants. And so he dies again inside.
But hey, at least this time, he got the girl. Sort of.
Um, the end?
p/s Murphy's Law = Tsuna's Life
-owari-