Ch1 Party Hardy!
"Tonight we're going har har har ha ha hard. Just like the world is our our our o o ours. We're tearin it apar par pa pa pa part. You know we're Superstars! We R who We R!"- Ke$ha
*Monday Night Raw*
After kicking ass and winning my match against Kelly Kelly aka Slutty Slutty, or my personal favorite, Skanky Ass Slut because she tries to get in all the guys pants, including my brothers at a time, on the whole roaster. I mean come on, she fucking gets around! I went to my dressing room to take a shower. After I finished, I got and put on some heavy eyeliner. Grabbing my Ipod, I turned it all the way up, blasting "Girl I know" by Avenged Sevenfold. I pulled my hood over my head, leaving to look for my big headed brothers, Matt and Jeff. I walked down the hall, in my own little world lost in my music and felt two strong arms wrap around my waist. I looked down and saw they were tattooed and smirked as Randy pulled my buds out of my ears, turning me around
"Can I help you Orton?"
"Yes actually you can but maybe later tonight. Or right now" he said kissing my neck" I enjoyed you last night"
"Well I know who I need to find when I want drunk sex but no can do at the moment. Got a party to plan Hardy style" I said kissing his cheek and dashing off before he could continue to seduce me, lead me into his room, and have his way with me and I'd let him willingly, not that he had to try. Randy and I aren't exactly dating, but when we're both hammered and horny, we seem to always find each other no matter where we are. So I guess you can call us friends with benefits. He's perfectly fine with Hit It and Quit It bases like me and shit, who am I to turn him down? Like I said, drunken sex is always best with The Viper! I put my buds back in my ear and headed towards catering, having a strange feeling my brothers would be there stuffing their faces like fat asses. So into my music, not paying attention to where I was going, I ran smack into a 200 pound of roadblock and we feel over with whoever it was on top.
"Damn Lace if you wanted me to screw you, all you had to do was ask" Phil said grinning, his body hovering over me
Fuck, just the person I didn't want to see. I've been ducking him since Cena's house party two days ago, involving five shots of Hennessy, four Jell-O body shots of Hypnotic, three bottles of Tequila, and two very drunk Superstars. Equaling one fucking night, huh? I don't even remember how or why this happened really. Not that I didn't enjoy it because I did, it's just that I was so trashed that night I even gave Mike( The Miz) a lap dance and I absolutely hate him with fucking passion! He swears he's god's gift to earth. Whoever lied and told him that must be either 1, stupid, 2, mentally ill, or 3, have bloody scissors in their eye sockets. I rolled my eyes and scoffed
"I'll keep that one in mind for when a blizzard hits hell, now get the fuck off"
"You sure you want me to? You weren't so quick to say no two days ago" he said, planting kisses on the hot spot on my neck, nibbling a little.
I had to bite my lip to stop from moaning
I quickly managed to reverse our positions so he was pinned against the floor and I was on top. He looked up at me in surprise, eyes full of lust
"Trust me Punk. If wanted you, I could have you. Right here, right now, but you wouldn't be able to handle me" I whispered in his ear then licked his ear lobe. He let out a little moan and I got up, giving him a seductive wink and blew him a kiss and walked away, leaving him there on the floor awestruck. After looking for those two dip-shits for another ten minutes, I found them at catering where I knew they were and as I suspected, stuffing their faces. I snuck up behind him and knocked their heads together
"OW!" the cried in unison
"Where the hell have you idiots been? I've been looking all over for you two." I said, stealing Jeff's muffin out of his hand just as he was about to eat in and took a bite out of it, sitting in the seat next to Jeff at the table
"Must you always take my food Lace? Get your own!" he said snatching it back from me
"Aw is someone still pissy because seven bags of glitter magically got into your pyros and exploded on you?" I said in a baby voice
"Shouldn't you be off screwing on of you many human sex toys? Who is it now, Cena? No, no it's Orton now, right?"
"Fuck you" I spat at him
"Jeff, Lacey cool it. Here, Lace, take my muffin. Is everyone happy now?"
Matt is always trying to play peace maker with me and Jeff. Jeff and I argue like little kids and it comes to him naturally, being that he is the big brother.
"Thank you favorite big brother" I said, kissing his cheek. Jeff stuck his tongue out at me and I flicked him off. "So Matt, after the show, we have to hit the store to buy more drinks for the party, we don't have enough"
We had a show tonight in our hometown, Cameron, North Carolina and when we have a show here, The Xtreme Hardys hold the biggest party of the year. So basically, Get ready to Party Hardy!
"Lace, we have enough alcohol to get the entire country smashed"
"That's still no enough! I'm trying to get drunk with enough alcohol for me and the next country over!"
"Well maybe if you didn't drink so much..."
"Woooaaahh...Matt. This is me you're talking to, remember? Have you forgotten who much I drink on the regular?"
"She's got a point Matt. She could drink all of the alcohol in the house by herself" he said amazed "She's no lightweight"
I smirked. Maybe Jeff wasn't as dumb as I thought
"I'm so sorry Lacey. I don't know what came over me. Forgive my ignorance"
"Ignorance forgiven, dearest brother. Now, I'm going to gather up our house guest. You two go to the store and I'll meet you at the house" I said getting up and leaving. On my way to the Divas Locker Room, I saw Phil talking to Kelly Kelly, looking seriously uncomfortable as she rubbed her body against him, practically humping his leg like a fucking Chihuahua. Done like the true slut she is. When he saw me, he looked at me with pleading eyes. Poor Phil...Aw what the fuck? I walked over, cutting Kelly completely off, which was very rude but who gives two fucks? Not me!
"Yo Punk, are you coming to Party Hardy?"
"I wouldn't dare miss it. You and your brothers know how to party"
"You damn right we do! We're meeting in the parking lot so if you-"
"Um excuse me but we were having a private conversation before you barged in"
I looked at her, almost forgetting she was standing there for a minute
"And your point is..? It didn't look like a conversation it looked like sexual harassment to me. He's talking to me now, which means you don't matter, so fuck off slut" I said waving her off
"What did you just say to me bitch?"
"Skank I said FUCK OFF! Now I suggest you back the fuck up or I'm going to beat you fucking brain-dead for the second time tonight!" I said getting all in her face and she shrunk back
"Lace, chill out. Kelly I think the smart thing for you to do is leave before things get out of hand" I could tell he was trying to fight off a laugh
She looked at him, shocked, then back at me and we stared each other down. I smirked and waving and mouthing "Bye bye" and she stormed off
"Damn Lacey, do you have to be so mean?"
"Do I? I hate that skanky ass slut she tries to sleep with everyone and their fucking brother, including mine! She's a disgrace to this company! I wouldn't be surprised is she slept with Vince to get a job here because she can't wrestle worth a flying monkey's ass and everyone knows it!"
"Awww that's sweet Lace, now tell me how you really feel"
"Don't fuck with me Brooks. It's your fault!"
"My fault? How is it my fault?" he asked, playfully looking hurt
"If you weren't so fucking gorgeous she wouldn't always follow you around like a lost puppy when I just so happen to be around you" I said with a flirtatious smile
"Gorgeous huh?" he said backing me into the wall, his arms snaking around my curvy waist as he kissed down my neck "Why don't you just admit you want me and stop playing hard to get"
I wrapped my arms around his neck as he pressed his body closer to mine. I felt his growing member against my thigh and smirked
"Tell your friend it's not polite to point Phil" I whispered in his ear. He gets so easily excited. It's hilarious. I pushed him away from me, adjusting my shirt "Don't start anything you don't plan to finish" I called over my shoulder as I walked away, knowing he was watching. My favorite thing to do, give them a taste and walk away, leaving them wanting more
"Oh I plan to" he called after me
*The Party* 12:47p.m
I had my fifth or sixth cup of Vodka in hand (I think, hell, I lost count) while I danced to Pink's "So What" with my best friends Gail Kim and Maryse. After chugging the rest of my drink in records time, I made my way back to the bar in the kitchen where Matt was serving drinks
"Refill! Tequila please" I said leaning against the counter
"Coming right up sis" he said refilling my cup then sliding it back to me
Just as I was about to eat the cherry out of my drink, I felt someone's arms snake around my waist and spin me around. I stumbled drunkenly into whoever's arms they were. I should have known he would find me sooner or later
"Share" he said eyeing the cherry that I was holding by the stem
"If you want it" I said putting it into my mouth "Come get it" I challenged
He pulled me closer and his lips crashed down on mine. I wrapped my arms around his neck and he licked my bottom lip, pleading for entrance and I granted it. His tongue explored my mouth, looking for the cherry. My fingers ran through his dark hair. Damn he's a good kisser. When he found the cherry, he started inching it out by the stem. Being the selfish person that I am, not wanting to break the kiss, blocked the cherry from getting out with my teeth and he bit the stem off
"You're cheating" he said against my lips
"Who said I was going to play fair?" I said, attacking his lips
This eventually turned into a steamy hard core make out session and in the end, the cherry ended up being split down the middle
"I win, now I want my prize" he said leaning in to kiss me but I dodged him playfully
"Bullshit! The game was to get the whole cherry no half"
"I go half. That has to count for something"
"Hmmm nah, I don't think so. Later Punk" I said patting his head as I pranced my way over to Maryse and Gail
"What took you so long?" Gail asked
"Oh nothing, just got...distracted" I said with a shrug
"Distracted by what? Or better yet, by whom?" Maryse said, raising an eyebrow at me
"Why do you always assume that when I say I got distracted, there's a guy involved?"
We all exchanged glances then burst out into a fit of laughter
"Yeah right, Lace. So who was he?" the dark hair Canadian asked
"Yeah come on, spill it" insisted the blonde French-Canadian
"Fine! It was Punk"
"Punk? As in CM Punk? As in Phil Brooks?" Gail said, eyes wide in shock
"I would have never thought you'd like him.
"Hey no one is talking about getting married. I was just having fun. You guys know I don't want a relationship"
"So is he going to be the lucky guy tonight?"
"If he plays his cards right...And if Randy doesn't get to me first...Incoming at ten o'clock"
They turned to the right and a wide smile spread across Ryse's face. The Fortunate Son, Ted DiBiase, was making his way over to us.
"An unforgettable night with Ted DiBiase?" I questioned
"Priceless" we said in unison and broke out laughing.
Ted came over and put an arm around Maryse
"Ladies" he said flashing us a sexy smile
Gail gave him a curt nod
"What's up DiBiase? Enjoying the party?" I asked, taking a sip from my cup
"Yeah I am, thanks for asking. Mind if I borrow Maryse?"
"Not at all. Take her away" Gail insisted, motioning him onward
Ted smiled, taking her by the hand. She grinned, taking my cup and chugged it down and handed it back to me and winked
"Don't wait up" she said as he took her away
"Don't get in too much trouble!" Gail called after them
Maryse gave us a thumbs up without looking back
"And then there was two" I said, looping my arm through hers and grinning wickedly "Let's go have some real fun"
*Poolside* 3:52 a.m.
We were all gathered around the pool, playing Spin the Bottle. Gail, Cena, Edge, Eve, Punk, Kelly (who was only playing because she wants to get lucky with Phil. Wait. what the hell is she doing here? I don't remember inviting this slut), Evan, John Morrison, Tiffany (Who I swear kisses every, and I mean EVERY inch of Kelly's ass), Cody, and I. It was my turn to spin the beer bottle in the middle of our circle so I did, watching it spin in what seemed like slow motion considering how drunk I am. When it finally slowed down and then stopped, my eyes followed the top of the bottle to my lucky runner up, Phil. I grinned evilly at my position, getting to kiss him right in front of Kelly, who's giving me a death glare at the moment. I crawled over to Phil, shooting Kelly (who was sitting next to him) a triumphant smirk as I straddled him, running my hands down his chest and gave him the best kiss of his life. Everyone hooted and cheered around us. Phil's hands went to my sides as our tongues met. I felt his cold lip ring against my lips as I locked my arms around his neck, pulling him closer to deepen the kiss, loving the way his mouth tasted like Pepsi and Spear Mint.
"Um I think that's enough. You can stop trying to swallow each other's face so we can get on with the game" Kelly murmured
I pulled away, biting his lower lip seductively then looked at Kelly, who was looking at me in pure hatred and smirked
"You don't like it? Leave. Plain and simple because I don't remember inviting you or your little slut-in-training to this party" I spat, looking from her to Tiffany, who didn't dare utter a word
Kelly looked at Phil for help, like he was going to do something. This dumb bimbo just can't get a damn clue or take a fucking hint!
"Phil, you're just going to let her talk to me like that?"
"Uh what am I supposed to do? This is her house" he said, securing his arms around my waist
I looked up at her, a smug smile on my face
"Ugh! You bitch, this isn't over. Come on Tiff, we're leaving" she said pulling her up, dragging her away
"My hero." Phil said appreciatively "Thanks for getting rid of her. She's been stalking me all night"
"No problem at all. Someone has to put that slutty groupie in her place. What did she do, follow you here? I know I didn't invite her"
"She might have. That girl would kill to get in my pants. I can't blame her, I'm pretty hot" he said with a cocky smirk
"I bet she would" I said, watching as everyone started to leave the area, meaning game over. Gail left with Adam (Edge) and called it a night. We went back inside and I made my way back to the bar. John was doing a body shot off of Eve while everyone cheered. Then I saw Randy making his way over to me with a bottle of Tequila in hand and I could tell by the smirk on his face what he had in mind. Probably the same thing I had in mind only dirtier
"There you are beautiful. I've been looking for you all night" he said pulling me closer to him, nibbling on my neck
"Well you weren't looking hard enough because I've been around" I said taking the bottle out of his hand, drinking deeply "Why don't we have our own little party upstairs?"
"Shit, you don't have to fucking tell me twice" he said, picking me up and throwing me over his shoulder, carrying me upstairs
I squealed, holding on tight to the Tequila bottle. When we made it to my bedroom, Randy kicked the door open then closed behind himself, locking it. He laid me on the bed gently, kissing my collar bone and I moaned. Clothes started coming off in a blur and I prepared myself for another pleasure filled night