HI!!!!!! This is chapter one of a fanfic that me, wild MAGIC user, and my friend, INU carrot, are writing. I hope you enjoy, this is going to get confusing.

This fanfic is just about every good story out together. It is a Tamora PierceXInuyahsaXreal lifeXMaximum Ride cross over. Confusing enough? Not really.

Oh ya, and fang ACTUALLY TALKS!!!!- INUcarrot.

"Am I in heaven?" A little girl walked up to me. She had light brown hair and limp curls dangling next to her face.

"Actually, no your not." She said. She didn't seem any older than 9, though no more than 11.

"What do you mean 'actually no'?" I asked.

"Well, your not." A big smile cracked her face.

"Umm…am I in hell?" I asked.

"No, your not, at-least, I don't think so." A confused expression crossed her face before she hid it.

"OK, I'm not in heaven, I'm not in hell. Then WHERE-AM-I????" I screamed. I'm sorry folks, but I hate people who don't say anything outright. I hate riddles.

"Well…Uh… your kind of in between those two…somewhere." She said this soft, like she was scared. This only got me more P.O.ed.

"You're kidding me right?" I looked at her, straight at the eyes. I noticed that they were a misty brown, and I wondered what mine looked like at this moment.

"Oh…Oh...Uh…not really." She seemed to be out of words, so she bounced to the other side of our enclosure. That's right to all you people listening. She bounced. Our prior place of rest was actually more of a trampoline. I was so mad I was about to scream enough to blow her head off when I looked to the other side of her. There, on another enclosure (trampoline) I saw the hottest, cutest, tallest guy ever!!!!!!!!!!! (a/e INUcarrot talking here.) He had black hair, black shirt, black pants, black shoes, and his eyes were,,,well black. Then I saw another one….he was OK looking. Nothing special. He had blondeish-brown hair. He had a good body, but his eyes were really something else. They looked like smoke was bottled up inside of them. I stared at them for a while before the other one (the hot one) said something.

"Looking at something, are we?" Asked the one that was in black.

"Uh..well…"I stumbled, then recovering, I sneered, "nothing special."

"Huh, haven't been here for 5 minutes and already Fang is talking." The little girl, who ever she was, said "I mean, that's more than I got out of him…ever."

"Yeah…well…W…Where AM I???????"

"I told you," she said, faking impatience, "you're in-between."

"Uh…that helps." I said, but was cut off from saying anymore by a dark, mysterious sounding voice saying

"LAY!!!" That simple command forced me to fly, sprawling me flat on me face in the most…'laying' position.

"What the heck was that?" I asked.

"Oh, just god. He likes it when we sleep."

"Just…just god? Are you kidding?"

"What? He is nothing special." The little tyke was starting to sound really impatient with me. 'Oh ya,' I thought. 'Cause god isn't anything special.'

"Uh huh, not really from what I have heard. Next your going to tell me the Easter bunny brings you eggs while you go to the bathroom."

"The Easter who?" I couldn't see her face, but she sounded really confused.

"The Easter-never mind. You don't know about the Easter Bunny?" I asked.

"I don't' remember a lot of things. I was three when I died."

"Died? What? Im dead? Is this a joke?" I was starting to panic.

"What do you think I meant when I said in-between?"

"Uh…Uh…Well I… OMFG I'M dead!!!!" All I couldthink of was crying, of horror movies, and of…him.

"Anyway, now that you know that you're dead…haha…what is your name?"

"Uh…Good question…I have no idea, I guess I forgot it." The little girl said in a happy voice,

"Lets make up names! I don't have one either! I couldn't do it with Fang or Iggy, they wouldn't talk." Fang and Iggy, ey? I'll remember those two.

"Oh, umm, you seem kind of cheery, why don't you try me first?" I asked.

"You are kind of funny, spitefull…and…ummm….OH!!! sarcastic. How about Zarcastic? It has a nice ring to it." She looked completely happy with herself. Which is when I realized she was sitting up.

"How about Zar?" Fang asked.

"Zar…Zar…Zarra." I rolled it around on my tongue. I like the way it felt, I liked the name. It had that zesty, spicy feeling to it. "Zarra it is." I said.

OOOOHHH!!!!! WHAT NOW???? Fang is super hot!!!(INUcarrot talking here again!!!) Now there is a little cliffy that I am proud of. Now to start work on the next chappie. (That was wild MAGIC user. A.K.A WiLd ChIlD.)

FANG IS HOT!!!!! (Guess who.)

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