Run for you life! Twentay's Great Escape!

Disclaimer I donit own the characters from Naruto nor do I own Twentay, he belongs to himself and if he isn't careful, the heroine(?)villian of the story.

I hope ya like it Twentay!

Running.

That's all I seem to do nowadays, since Shino was let loose from HER. Crap I almost fell off the branch!

Crack!

Crud I'm falling!

I land on my feet and roll on the soft grass and into a grove where I am safely hidden in the underbrush of prikly bushes. Great, now I've got crap in my hair...it'll take forever to get it all out...oh! I should introduce myself huh? I'm a young male that likes writing and am at the moment running for my life. I like long walks on the beach and love playing the trombone. I am also a lover of music and am a generally patient and nice guy but have a hidden temper. I'm a little over 6" with long-ish soft brown hair-proceeds to hair flip- a slim Sasuke build with a bit more muscles and hazel eyes. -blinks to show off eye shiney-ness-

Shhft!

I hear feet softly land on the grass near my hiding spot and suddenly I feel like I'm Shuya Nanahara from Battle Royal (look it up) hiding from one of my psychotic classmates holding a beretta...well, I guess the fact that the woman chasing me is the most gorgeous creature I've ever seen. Purple wild hair, wide brown eyes, a very reveling net shirt-she wears a jacket but still-and a helluva body...why am I running again?

Click CLICK!

Oh yeah...the tranquilizer gun that the holding and the potato bag of restraints slung on her back.

Did I mention that Anko Miturashi is insane?

I didn't? Oh well, she is.

Anyway, that click sound? It was the gun that she is planning to get me with. I keep imagining that needle, on the tranq, must be big and pointy...the pain that one would come across with that planted on their rears...and man, my rear is too beautiful to be shot with a tranq and...I digress...

"C'mon out cutey...if you're nice and obediant it'll be nice for ya I swear!"

What's with the accent?

She walks closer to my hiding place and I'm sure she spotted me already...it's like she's Elmer Fudd and I'm Bugs Bunny only without all the humorous gags...is she sniffing the air?

Suddenly she staring towards the grove, at the bushes I'm hiding in! I realize I don't have a weapon except my trusted keyboard in which I wrote my previous story on...HEY! I'll just use it and beam my way out of here! I began to quickly, and quietly type on the keyboard until it dims...aw man...it ran out of batteries!

I look up at Anko from my hiding spot and see her innocently looking at the bushes...she so beautiful and hey, why is she suddenly leering and licking her lips?

Did she just take a smoke gas outta her potato bag of doom? Whys she putting it on and is that...oh GOD not the tear gas!

As soon as the tear gas begins to envelop my general area, IE the grove, I run out like a bat outta hell with Anko right on my tail. I don't dare look back since I can only imagine an evil demon with drooling fang filled mouth on my tail...she growling.

"P-please for the love of GOD I'm just a child!" I shout in hopes that she'll reconsider-futile I know-

"RAWR!"

"OH GOD!" I will my way to run faster, my legs are burning, my lungs feel dried up and I could have sworn that I just passed Orochimaru and Kabuto playing dressup...weren't they in Sound?

I look back and notice that Anko is no longer on my tail-although I know she still pursues- and look up at the building in front of me...my eyes widen and I anime cry.

"OH GOD WHY? WHY ME? I SWEAR IF IT'S NOT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER!"

I had run all the way to Sound, into the village where I had stopped in front of a club...a host club. Now how is this a bad thing? Well, let me just elaborate.

It's name was Orochi's Super Special Awesome Host Club!

What's worse?

"NUUU!" I ran inside as Anko passed by looking for me and ran smack dab into the truest form of evil...

"Hn."

Sasuke Uchiha in an Alice in Wonderland frilly dress and bonnet...

"Oh no...dear Lord say it isn't so..."

"Welcome to the club..."

With Anko just outside sniffing the ground like a demented hound dog and Sasuke in frilly drag in front of me I had little choice in what to do...I couldn't go outside I know I couldn't out run Anko, but I couldn't stand to stare at Sasuke either...what to do?

Sasuke just stared at me and smirked.

"So you're the new house boy huh?"

Say what?

"Huh?"

"C'mon I'll show you to the dressing room...you need a waiter costume."

Oh I had just sunken into hell now , I realized as Sasuke grabbed my wrist and dragged me to the back room...I hope that I make it out of this hell unscathed.

OUTSIDE:

Anko rubs her hands together and smiled evilly making a baby nearby cry and Orochimaru shiver with terror.

"Soon my precious soon...kukukukukukukukuku!"

Sera: So uh...there it is...it aint done but I hope you like it Twentay! Don't worry you wont be in drag and Sasuke fans...dont kill me please!

Review for myself and Twentay please!!!!! Save the wayward monkey's with your generous reviews!

Twentay:...Um...money's?

Sera: Save the whales!

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