Alright! So this is my very first fan-fiction on this site ever! Woo! It's about Vocaloids. I'm so excited to see how everyone reacts to my story and writing!
Len: Even though it'd be a shame if they all hated it.
*SHOCK*
Len: Are you okay? *poke poke* Hm… Well anyway, she does not own any of the Vocaloid characters in this story. Except for her Original Character who will be introduced later… *Nudges disoriented writer* Wave goodbye.
*Distractedly waves*
Len: *Face palm* Enjoy the story.
"Hey, Len."
"Hey."
"Hey, Len."
"LEN. GET UP OR I'M GETTING THE ROAD ROLLER…"
Len snapped his eyes open to find Rin's face scowling into his with a highly annoyed look.
"No! That's not necessary onee-chan!" He stammered, pulling sleepily at the charger plugged into the back of his neck.
The Master would not be happy if he had to pay for a brand new bedroom wall… again.
Rin at first looked disheartened that she would not get a chance to unleash the wraith of the road roller, then smiled with satisfaction that Len was awake.
Putting her hands behinds behind her back and teetering on her heels she spoke in a mischievous voice, "So… I bet you can't guess the news."
She puffed out her lips and gave Len the half-eyed look.
Len thought it'd be in everyone's best interest if he just went along with her, like always.
"No, I really can't. Can you please just tell me?"
Rin seemed to think it over for a moment, tapping her chin with her finger and moving her head from one side to the other.
"Nope!' She gave another devilish grin. "Figure it out for yourself!"
Len sighed.
How like his sister to wake him to tell him something, and then decide he had to figure it on his own.
Oh well, he could probably ask Miku or someone else. If it really were that big or great of news, everyone else would know it too.
More than half-way awake now and fully charged, Len pulled aside his bed covers.
What he uncovered was a big ripe bunch of bananas resting perfectly between his naked legs so as to cover…yeah...you know.
Len looked horrified, struggling to hold back small tears in the corners of his eyes.
"Aw! Who took my pants (underwear) again?"
Rin grinned back as she walked out the door.
"I bet you can't guess that, either!" She laughed.
Poor Len… Always the victim…
Len: *pants-less* Yeah… Poor me…
Miku was humming to herself happily on the couch, leek in hand, when Len walked in. He was clad in his normal clothes, save for the pants.
In their place was a very bright blue bath towel with a lovely banana print.
Miku ceased her humming and looked up in sympathy.
"Did someone steal your pants again?"
Once more Len felt tears pricking at his eyes and gave a little sniffle.
"NO! I am a MAN!" he thought to himself with determination, clenching his fists.
"Yeah…" He said, keeping his voice steady. "But it happens so often, I should be used to it by now…"
Miku gave him a look of understanding. (Dammit no… I am not a fan of Len X Miku…)
"If I knew where your pants were, I would tell you Len." She spoke softly.
"I really would."
Len sighed again.
"I know you would, onee-chan…"
There was a minute of mournful silence until Len recalled the morning's hectic start with Rin.
"Oh, onee-chan, I have a question for you."
"Hm?" Miku questioned, eyeing the leek in her hand.
"Well, it's just this morning Rin woke me up saying…"
Len trailed off mid-sentence as he spotted some oil and cloth on the small shiny table in front of Miku.
"Onee-chan…" Len said uncertainly.
"Are you… Are you polishing your leek?"
Miku stared smiling into the empty space in front of her for a bit. She then turned to face Len with the same happy expression on her face.
"Of course, Len…"
"Is there something wrong with that?" She asked sweetly.
Len took a step backwards as he felt a sudden chill in the air.
"N-no!" he answered quickly.
"It is absolutely normal!"
Sister Miku can be scary sometimes!
Tilting her head cheerfully to the side, Miku picked up the cloth from the table and resumed to shine up her leek.
Len, apparently being the only one of them to feel the extreme awkwardness surrounding the area blankly watched Miku performing her odd task. After he could no longer stand the weight of the air he turned around and wandered back into the hallway from which he had come from.
As he walked along the hall with his head down in thought Len remembered that he had never asked his question. However it was as he recalled this that he ran into someone.
"Hey!" Meiko complained. "Watch where you're going!"
"Sorry Meiko!" Len apologized frantically.
Meiko grunted in place of a response of acceptance.
She then jabbed her thumb in the direction of the front door.
"Get in the car." She said.
"We're going out to eat."
She was beginning to make her way to the room Miku was in when she paused and turned back.
Amusedly she looked Len up and down.
"Someone take your pants again?" she asked.
"Yeah…" Len answered in a slightly depressed tone.
Putting her hand to her mouth Meiko began to laugh.
"Of course, just because it's you Len." She snickered.
Head hanging, Len dragged his feet out the door and into the car. At least this would be an opportunity to have his question answered.
Well there it is…the first chapter I've ever posted. Why does Len say onee-chan a lot? BECAUSE I THINK IT IS ADORABLE. I apologize for the length if anyone thinks it's too short (I know I do). It was annoying because I wrote it down in a notebook. Also make sure you comment if you liked it, because if I don't think people like the story I probably won't continue with it. It'd be a waste of my time to continue with a fail of a story. I may even end up rewriting it… Also, due to my computer… breaking… it will probably be a bit till I get the next chapter up. This was from my other computer! :D
Len: Her laptop-
NOOO! *TACKLES LEN* SHUT UP LEN!
Len: AHH! *unconscious*
Oh Len! I am sorry for all the injustices I did to you during the duration of this story! I lurve you, you know! Anyway, comment and I'll see you later! Just don't flame me… I'm still just a Noob in the great art of fan-fictioning. See you!