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Rated T for Language, Mild Nudity from our favorite stripper xD
Modern! AU College! AU Stripper! Gray ~~~ BEWARE! :D
Full Summary:
"THIEF!" she yelled across the room. She pointed her accusing finger at him. "N-No, that's not what my job is!" he pathetically explained. But he knew that it was a lost cause. "You idiot piece of shit!" all of a sudden, there's a baseball bat on her hands as she swung threateningly at him. "I swear I'm just a stripper!" "A stripper and a fucking thief!"
What will you do when you encountered a witch just because of a messed up job? How can Gray Fullbuster survive when something big and beautifully-terrifying is coming his way to his life? Well, he could only pray to God. [Grayza, Nalu, Miraxus, Gajevy, and more couples for later]
Chapter One: The Beginning
"Erm…Is this the one?" A man, seemingly wearing nothing but pants and black boots questioned himself upon eyeing the door a couple of times now.
His eyes kept wondering back and forth to the door and to a piece of paper that he held on his hand.
Room no. 513
"Isn't there's supposed to be a party?" again, he asked himself. He was having second thoughts on this very second. Parties were supposed to be loud and bright but he was confident that inside of that very door was a gloomy atmosphere in the very least.
"Welp, maybe they're surprising the celebrant…" he didn't give it much of a thought as he proceeded to head to the door. But he was surprised when the door was not locked from the inside. It's as if someone left in a hurry to meet someone.
Again being oblivious like this man, he shrugged then get inside of the apartment.
"Yosh! Let's see here…" the man pulled out the piece of paper again. "Uh…speakers check, cherries check, whip cream check, and my sexy underwear check, and lastly…the big ol' box where I'm supposed to be hiding later, er…check"
"Okay then, let's just wait" he proceeded to hide in the big box. As he settled, he recalled the early event happened just before he got in this apartment.
Flashback moments ago…
"Okay boys, I shall make em' crazy" the shirtless guy with black hair said cockily to his best bros on their van.
He was still styling his hair in the mirror as he applied wax to make a quiff.
"Here's the address Gray" a guy with weird pink hair handed him a piece of paper. Gray inspected it and wondered aloud.
"Room 513, huh?"
"Yep man I wrote it for you, for you to not get lost" his pink haired friend stated.
"Geez, thanks Natsu. But Loke's the one who is always lost, not me"
"Just get up and do your goddamn job Gray" the driver said, having enough of the discussion between the two.
"Hai, hai Gajeel" Gray waved his hand with no effort at them. He opened the door and jumped outside, he proceeded to open the back door of the van as he pulled out the necessary things needed on his 'job'.
The van containing both his friends, Natsu and Gajeel, horned loudly then zoomed past the street leaving behind Gray as he strutted towards the apartment.
'A piece of cake' he thought of his incoming job as he pushed the button on the elevator.
The party was booming, so much booze and loud cheering. It was a girls' night of sort, a bachelorette party. It was to commemorate Mirajane's last night being single as she's about to tie the knot to her beloved tomorrow.
The girls were having fun, especially the bride to be tomorrow. But there's something that was missing.
"When's the stripper gonna be in here?" a drunk brown haired girl slurred, it's obvious that she's drunk from drinking too much alcohol.
The girls agreed with her question. They were impatient as the stripper is the main fun in Mira's bachelorette party.
"Ara, ara~" the white haired beauty giggled drunkenly as they wait for the stripper that they paid to entertain their night.
"And where the hell is Erza? She's supposed to be here like thirty minutes ago" a blonde haired lady said, inspecting her watch. She was still waiting for her friend as she continuously eyed the door to Mira's apartment.
"She's late and she lives just a floor beneath Mira's" a girl with blue hair said to the blonde.
The blonde agreed. "It's not like Erza to be late. Maybe someone or something stopped her from coming in here?" she said.
The girl just shrugged as they continued to wait for their friend and to the stripper.
"What's taking so long?" the man inside the box wondered loudly. He was getting tired crouching down on this very box. He stretched his arms but to no avail, it ached widely.
He was ready for the surprise. The speakers were set in place and with just one touch to his phone, music will blaze. The whip cream was behind him, for the creaming of the celebrant. And the cherries for treats along with the whip cream n' dancing.
He was about to get out the box when he heard the opening of a door. He prepared himself with his rather creamy welcome.
He heard someone sat or rather pushed themselves on the couch. The person sighed tiredly as Gray heard a whimper like snort.
"Was it a sniff or a snort?" Gray wondered to himself. He shook his mind as he prepared to burst out of the box.
1…
2…
3!
"SURPRISE!" he exclaimed loudly. The person on the couch jumped in surprise and gaped at the sight.
There Gray stood sexily swaying his hips as music magically made its presence in the space.
*Insert song Pony by Ginuwine*
"Hey what's your name, sweetheart?" he said huskily.
He unbuckled his belt as he fingered for his pants.
"Er…E-Erza?"
He eyed the person gaping at him at the moment. The girl was thrashed in the couch like she underwent something horrible. Nevertheless, Gray focused on his job.
The girl eyed him with puffy eyes and a little sniff there on the side. She was wearing a confused expression on why he's here.
Nevertheless, Gray continued his job.
The girl was wearing formal clothes. The pencil skirt that hugged her body was displayed to Gray. He hummed at the sight. Her white blouse was untucked on the side. The collar of the blouse was rather inviting to Gray as he eyed the lady with her seemingly formal but sexy clothes.
Too bad she's getting married tomorrow…
Nonetheless, Gray still continued his job.
"Well Erza, consider this your…treat" he got out of his pants. He didn't know if Erza was blushing because he was practically naked or because she was buzzed.
"W-Wha-hhat…?"
Yep, she's drunk.
Nonetheless, Gray will finish his job!
"Okay babe, where are your girl friends?" he questioned her as he straddled her lap. Erza cannot move a space as he danced what is like a lap dance to her front.
"G-Girl friends...? And W-What the hell a-are you doing?" she slurred in her words. She was still processing the scene in front of her.
"I'm grinding on you babe. Relax a little so I could do my thang" Gray smirked as he thought that he finally seduced the lady beneath him.
Little mistake though, she was not seduced.
Erza was a little bit tipsy but she growled her warning for him to get off of her. Being oblivious most of his age, Gray still continued his dance on her. He then brought his whip cream as he sexily pressed the tip of it to his mouth. The can sprayed cream upon his mouth that he deliciously ate and licked his lips finishing with a wink to Erza.
Erza was eyeing him with a hint of disgust and amusement.
"You want to taste babe?" he said, gesturing to the can of whip cream.
"No need…And could you please, get off?"
He denied her request. Gray playfully squirted the can again on his mouth and placed a single cherry on his open lips.
Gray eyed the red haired with cheekiness as he gestured for her to eat the cherry.
Erza, with her current drunkenness, pushed herself up. The grip that Gray held on her was cut off when she rolled away from him.
"Aw what's the rush babe~ you're getting married tomorrow, so come have some fun" he eyed her with playfulness in his eyes.
"I d-don't know what you're talking about" she stated, still drunk.
The music was still playing in the background as he thought of something.
Where the hell are her friends?
"Erm…You don't have friends?" he asked innocently.
Erza was offended if you counted her facial expression. "Of course I have friends you idiot! You're an assuming piece of shit"
"Well you don't have to curse me or something" he sweatdropped at her choice of words.
"But still we should enjoy this night, whether your friends will be here or not" he said aloud as he leaned closer to her figure.
Erza was getting annoyed at this human. He should thank the God that she was still drunk and dizzy because if her mind was clear then he will be six feet under her apartment.
"What the hell are you saying!? I-I'm not getting married t-tomorrow or in the near future!" she said loudly.
"Then why did you requested my services?" he asked.
"Y-Your services w-what? I didn't do such thing!"
And that's when he knew that his idiot of a friend Natsu maybe, just maybe mixed up the number of the room or got it all wrong in the beginning!
Erza then realized something. "How the hell did you get in here?" she sobered up. Realization struck her brain as she eyed daggers at her unexpected companion on her couch.
"I-I ah…" Gray backed up a bit. He was suddenly scared seeing her face contorted like that.
And that's when he knew that he fucked up…
"THIEF!" she yelled across the room. She pointed her accusing finger at him.
"N-No, that's not what my job is!" he pathetically explained. But he knew that it was a lost cause.
So much for excitedly waiting here and doing my job with extra effort…
"You idiot piece of shit!" all of a sudden, there's a baseball bat on her hands as she swung threateningly at him.
"I swear I'm just a stripper!"
"A stripper and a fucking thief!"
"No! Oh God, no!" Erza and Gray were running on her living room. The place was messed up as the red haired threw things at the poor 'stripper-thief'
She was outrunning him as he glanced at his back for confirmation.
Just one more step and my life will be gone…
So he did the unexpected.
He suddenly turned back and tackled the incoming figure to the ground.
He tackled like a quarterback. He tackled like his life depends on it.
Well, his life really depends on it…
The girl was surprised as her back met the cold, hard floor. "The hell?!" she cursed again.
"Sorry but I have to do this" she heard him say.
"Get off of me thief!" she growled. They wrestled on the floor, pushing each other back and forth.
"First of all, I'm a stripper not a thief. A stripper!" he explained with passion in his eyes.
"Someone paid for my services so I'm here. I'm just doing my job Erza!" he exclaimed at her.
"Don't you say my name, pervert!"
"Heck, now I'm a pervert" he grumbled but still remained strong for her to not pushed him off of her.
"For the way you acted towards me earlier, you're a damn pervert, you pervert!"
"Again, I'm just doing my job" he tried to reason out to her, but to no avail she was still not understanding.
She huffed, annoyed. "Tsk, I'm sure you're just some lowly gigolo who happened to be a perverted stripper because you lack money even if you have a sugar mommy"
"What the hell!?" he gaped at her colorful words. "For one, I'm a famous stripper okay!? My services are in demand and widely known because of my charisma—"
He was cut off by Erza's snort.
"I'm being honest" he hissed. "And two, because of my known name in the industry, I'm well off financially"
"Yeah right" she said sarcastically.
"Fuck off"
Erza developed an amused face. "Oh, so Mr. Rich Stripper can curse? I'm amazed"
"Will you shut up?" Gray was annoyed with her constant verbal attacks. As expected of Erza, if she cannot attack physically then she will attack verbally.
"And lastly" Gray continued his monologue. "I'm famously known to be the best stripper on grinding and other dances like lap dance for example. And because of that, I'm the second best on my line of work!"
"Pfft!" he heard her snort beneath him. "I'm sorry but what? Second best? Pfftt…HAHAHAHAHA!"
"What's your problem!?"
"So you're satisfied on being second best…HAHAHAHAHAAHA I CAN'T!" she snorted then laughed at him.
To him, it felt like his manly pride had been crushed.
To someone who is still a stranger to him…
'Way to crush a man's ego…' he thought.
"H-Hey! I'm still new to the industry and the one who is first is someone who's been doing it before" yep, even in the stripper industry there are competitions.
The stripper who is in the first of the food chain has been doing the job before Gray started his career.
He was thankful that he's in the second of the food chain…
"You're funny" she said, still chuckling.
"Okay what the hell woman!? I try—" unfortunately for him, he was cut off again by the same woman who proceeded to push him out of her way and quickly knocked him out of his breath.
Quickly as she karate chopped him came his unconscious form, dozing off on her carpet.
What the hell is she going to do to a naked man inside her apartment?
Easy, just let him stay for a moment as she hurriedly went to her bathroom to throw up her remaining food on her system due to her drunkenness.
"Fuck it" she left him without even a blanket to cover his form as she did her business in the toilet.
She will deal with this bullshit in the morning as she wants to get her beauty sleep tonight for her friend's wedding day tomorrow.
"Shit! Mira's party!" she suddenly exclaimed. Now she remembered what she was supposed to go earlier.
"Shit…" Erza pouted as she closed her eyes on her bed, praying that Mira and her friends will forgive her at not coming to the bride's last night of being single.
"I'm the worst friend ever…" she sighed.
But then a flash of a man wearing nothing but underwear with black hair entered her mind.
Yes, it was all because of him…
That bastard!
He will pay for what he had done to her. But that's for tomorrow…
Surely, the bastard will still be unconscious in the morning…
She made sure of that.
Author's Corner:
Hello guys! This is my first attempt on writing GrayZa because why not? I see that there are few stories of GrayZa and that's a bummer. I know that in the manga, my wish of them being together will not come true but let me just fantasize about them in here alright? A fan can dream xD I still have a lot of pending works and ideas for upcoming stories and I'm planning on publishing this too in Wattpad on the same name (Story and Author's name) lol. So make sure to give me your support. My other works are in Hiatus for now because I'm in a wall to them, I'm stuck xD
Anyways, this story will have Grayza, Nalu, Gajevy, Miraxus, and many more. More pairings will be introduce in the next chapters :3
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