one day caillou was taking a bath when he noticed that his rubber ducky had a convenient hole in the bottom. "wow ducky" caillou said "you look good today" and the ducky said "thank you" and gave caillou a heavy machinegun from his trousers.

this was a good timing of the clock because just then, master chef busted through the wall and said "caillou we need your help at the home base" but caillou said "NO" and he played with his rubber ducky insted of going to save master chef's home but then master chef said "my, my crosshair is pretty low today... looks like i'm going to have to focus on your hot cock" and caillou said "but the waters cold!"

so caillou's mom walked in just then and they both adored her hot ass when suddenly shredder burst through the door with an electric guitar and shredded some sweet solos. GET IT?! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS SHREDDER AND HE SHREDDED ON A GUITAR LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

and then caillou and master chief had sweet gay sex in the tub

the end