Quick warning, this was the 1st thing I ever wrote and I wrote it when I was 10. I tried to fix most of the spelling errors. Hope you like it!
"wosh drr were" James yelled as he waved his wand back and forth.
"James" his best friend Sirius asked looking at him like he grew another head "what in the name of Merlin are you doing?"
"I'm making television sounds" James responded as if it was as normal as flooing or something like that.
"and a television sound is...?"
"the sound televisions waves make when they are flying and some one doesn't see it and they walk into it and are sawed in half" James said rolling his eyes at Sirius' stupidity.
"and what dose your wand have to do with this?" Sirius asked still confused
"it comes out of people's houses and catches them" James told him impatiently
"James potter!" a girl yelled from behind James.
"oh hello lily flower " James said pleasantly to the scowling red haired girl behind him.
"first of all" lily said still scowling " you could kill some one doing that and second of all there are so many things wrong with that I don't know where to start! But probly" she said thoutfully "I should probly start with the fact that telivition sounds do not exist and then it just goes down hill from there!"
"weird" said Sirius as lily turned around "it's not like we were talking about flying pigs"
"yea" James agreed " but while we are on the subject do you think of we had a pig eat a bird it would grow wings and then if we put it in an ostridge nest the mother would teach it to fly?" "once again" lily yelled at them "so many thigs wrong with that I don't know where to start!
what dyou think?
peace!