[HARRY POTTER AND BLOSSOM]

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN NEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN DEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINE FROM A TRUE TRUE NERD

TAILS; UH HELLO, NERD STUCK IN A BATTLE YOU KNOW.

[HARRY POTTER]

TWILIGHT SPARKLE NEED YOUR HELP

SHE A UNICORN NOT A FOX

[BLOSSOM]

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SHE CAN'T ATTACK

WITH SONIC OR TAKE HIS BACK

[HARRY POTTER AND BLOSSOM]

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN NEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN DEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINE FROM A TRUE TRUE NERD

TAILS; UH, WHAT JUST HAPPEN.

HARRY POTTER; THERE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP, LISA SIMPSON IS TRYING TO DO MAGIC.

TAILS; SAY NO MORE.

[TAILS]

LISA SIMPSON NEED YOUR HELP

SHE A SIMPSON NOT A UNICORN

MAKE SURE THAT SHE PASS THE TEST

OR ELSE IS WILL BE TOO TORN

[HARRY POTTER, TAILS AND BLOSSOM]

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN NEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN DEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINE FROM A TRUE TRUE NERD

TWILIGHT; OH DEAR, WHAT A TERRIBLE DREAM I JUST HAD, OR MAYBE IT JUST CONTINUING.

HARRY POTTER; TWILIGHT, HAMLET IS ABOUT TO FAIL SPRINGFIELD, WE NEED LISA HELP.

TWILIGHT; LOSE SPRINGFIELD, WELL WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN NOW CAN WE.

[TWILIGHT]

HAMLET IS IN TROUBLE, WE NEED SKILL LISA SIMPSON

LIKE TO BE OR NOT TO BE AND THAT IS THE QUESTION

[HARRY POTTER, TAILS, TWILIGHT SPARKLE, AND BLOSSOM]

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN NEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN DEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT THAT SHINE FROM A TRUE TRUE NERD

LISA; HEY, I'M TO NORMAL WHAT NEXT

HARRY POTTER; WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE THING, HAMLET NEED TO AVENGE HIS FATHER DEATH.

LISA; GOT IT I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.

[LISA]

THE DENMARK NEED YOU, THEY MISS YOUR FATHER TODAY

AVENGE HIS DEATH, WITH WEAPON AND HELP SAVE THE DAY

IF YOU FEEL LIKE HELPING JUST USE THE GREEN SWORD

KILL CLAUDIUS AND LARITIES AND YOU'LL GET YOUR AWARD

HAMLET; TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION.

CROWD; HAMLET!

[ALL]

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN NEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD HELP A NERD IN DEED

A TRUE TRUE NERD IN NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT, THAT SHINE, FROM A TRUE TRUE NERD