So the makers of Doctor Who are thinking about having a female doctor. I'm like, NOOOOO! Might be because I love the Tenth Doctor, maybe because the eleventh isn't that bad, whatever the reason, I hate the idea. Now here is my logical reason not to have a female doctor.
She was the twelfth doctor. She had a wife. She had regenerated.
Amy looked in horror at the Doctor.
"D-doctor?" she stuttered.
"Who'd you expect? Why are you looking at me funny? Why is my voice all feminine? Oh dear..." the Doctor spun around the room.
"Amy, you have a mirror. I need it!" the Doctor begged frantically.
Amy fumbled through her belongings and finally found a mirror. She shook her head in disbelief.
"Before I look, is it really that bad?" the Doctor asked Amy.
"...It depends."
The Doctor peered in the mirror. Her eyes widened.
"My hair is longer, my eyes have way more eyelashes, my lips have swelled up, this is scary! I'M A GIRL! I have to go through everything a girl does! I'll be cranky, NO!"
Amy just stood there, watching the confused Doctor.
"Maybe we should visit Earth?" Amy suggested.
"Yes, fantastic idea!" the Doctor breathed.
They landed on Earth. They decided to walk around a bit so the Doctor could clear her head.
The Doctor saw a familiar face. "Martha!"
Martha turned. "Who are you?"
"This is Amy, someone who travels with me now."
"And you are?" Martha asked.
"I'm the Doctor! I regenerated."
Amy showed a picture of the Doctor in the 11th stage.
"Not bad. But you're a girl now?" Martha looked a bit disgusted.
"It makes me confused. Well, nice to see you!"
Amy and the confused female Doctor were back on the TARDIS.
"That was awkward..." Amy started.
"I know! I kissed her. And plenty of other women. This is weird!" the Doctor groaned.
"I'm sure we'll get used to it," Amy assured.
They went further into time and got out on Earth.
As they got out of the TARDIS, the Doctor saw yet, another familiar face.
"It's Jack! Hide!" the Doctor whispered.
But it was too late. "Hey, ladies! You look nice today-"
"Jack, I'm the Doctor!"
"WHAT?! You can regenerate into a girl?!" Jack exploded.
"Yes..." the Doctor replied sadly.
Jack turned to Amy. "Did you know he...she...it...could do that?"
"No."
"Well, now you're a girl Doctor which is even better than I-"
"Amy, let's go!"
"Don't you mean Allon-sy?" Jack called.
"It doesn't fit me!"
"That was awful! I'm never stepping out of the TARDIS again!"
"Doctor, can I ask you a question?" Amy inquired.
"Go ahead!"
"Since, I gave birth to your wife and she's older than I am now...also you're a girl. How does this add up at all?"
The Doctor face palmed. "Amy, do you ever shut up?"
"Well, sorry!"
"You should be!"
"That's it! I'm already sick of you and I've only been with you for a few hours!"
"I'll get some other companions!"
See? It messes up everything! So no female Doctor! I'm not being sexist. I'm a girl. This is just an opinion. Thanks for reading!