TITLE: A First Time For Everything
AUTHOR: Kevin Schultz
AUTHOR'S EMAIL: davros72@prodigy.net
FEEDBACK: Yes, please
PERMISSION TO ARCHIVE: I'm fine with it, just let me know where it'll be,
that's all I ask.
CATEGORY: Humor
RATING/WARNINGS: G
MAIN CHARACTERS: Rebecca, Jules, Phileas, Passepartout
DISCLAIMER: SAJV and characters copyright Talisman/Promark/etc., no
infringement is intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I attempted this in normal prose style, but after looking at
it, I feel it works best in "script"-style format. Hope you don't mind.
It's just a little story. Have fun!
**********
Rebecca Fogg: What on Earth are you proposing, Jules?
Jules Verne: It's fun, it's like a sort of game, in a way.
Phileas Fogg: Well, I don't like the look of this. It looks dreadfully
dangerous.
Passepartout: I am thinking one is getting hurted by this, Master Jules.
JV: No, no, no, trust me. There is no way that any of us will get hurt. Just as long as we stay together, and hold on to each other tightly.
RF: I can see where that might be fun for some...
PF: Indeed. And it rather depends on where each of us is situated.
JV: Well, strictly speaking it doesn't matter who goes where, but ideally, Rebecca should be in front, then myself, then Phileas, and then Passepartout.
PPT: Why Passepartout be last?
JV: Not last, Passepartout, you get the most important job. You have to get us all going.
PPT: I am liking the thought of that.
PF: You would.
RF: And I would be in front?
JV: That's the idea.
RF: Won't I get rather wet in the face?
JV: That's all part of the fun, Rebecca!
RF: Hmmm...
JV: The front is the most dangerous, but if you feel you're not up to it...
RF: Front it is, then!
PF: Why do I need to be towards the back? Shouldn't I be up front, behind Rebecca?
JV: No, Phileas, we need your weight in back. Keeps us from getting out of control.
PF: I see. Very well.
JV: OK, shall we start?
RF: Fine.
PF: Yes, all right.
PPT: Yes please!
JV: Right. Rebecca, you go there, in front. There, just sit down, relax. There you go. OK, now I'll sit down behind you, Rebecca.
RF: Must you sit so close, Jules? Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
JV: Well, actually I do. Otherwise we won't all fit. Now, I'm going to have to hold on to you, but I'll try not to hurt you too much.
RF: As if you could.
PF: Now I sit down?
JV: Yes, Phileas, right behind me. Don't be afraid, just wrap your arms around me. That's it.
PF: I feel rather uncomfortable doing this.
JV: If you don't hang on, Phileas, then you'll quickly get thrown off.
PPT: I am sitting down next, am I, Master Jules?
JV: No, not yet, Passepartout. You have to give us a running start, then you have to jump on.
PPT: I see. Let me know when I am to be running.
JV: Is everyone ready?
RF: Watch your hands, Jules. Yes, I'm ready.
JV: Pardon me, Rebecca. I didn't mean...
RF: That's fine, Jules. Let's get going.
JV: Ready, Phileas?
PF: Do you know, I'm actually starting to enjoy myself, and we haven't even started. Odd.
JV: OK, Passepartout, we're ready! Get a good running start, then give us a push!
PPT: Yes, Master Jules. Here I come!
RF: Brace yourselves!
PPT: And... whoosh!
JV: Quickly, Passepartout, jump on!
PPT: I am on board!
PF: Grab hold of me, Passepartout!
PPT: I am, Master! But I am afraid to open my eyes!
RF: The wind! The speed! It's... it's incredible!
JV: I knew you'd enjoy it, Rebecca!
PF: Good grief, you were right, Jules!
JV: We're nearly there! Just hang on!
PPT: Let me know when we are finishing so I am opening my eyes then!
PF: And so I can breathe again, Passepartout! You're crushing my ribs!
PPT: Sorry, Master, I am afraid to be falling off!
JV: Look out, Rebecca, look out for that--
RF: What do we do?
JV: Too late, everyone hang on!
RF, JV, PF, PPT: Whoooaaaaaaaaa!
(Silence. Then...)
RF: Jules? Phileas? Passepartout?
JV: Over here, Rebecca!
PF: That was incredible!
PPT: I am alive!
JV: Is everyone all right?
RF: I'm incredibly exhilirated, but, yes, I'm fine!
PF: That was extraordinarily thrilling, Jules!
PPT: I am alive!
JV: Who wants to do it again?
RF: Oh, please, let's!
PF: Indeed, another go round would do us a world of good.
PPT: I am alive!
JV: Is that a yes, Passepartout?
PPT: Most emphatingly, yes, Master Jules!
JV: Excellent! Um... did anyone see where the toboggan ended up?
...THE END...
AUTHOR: Kevin Schultz
AUTHOR'S EMAIL: davros72@prodigy.net
FEEDBACK: Yes, please
PERMISSION TO ARCHIVE: I'm fine with it, just let me know where it'll be,
that's all I ask.
CATEGORY: Humor
RATING/WARNINGS: G
MAIN CHARACTERS: Rebecca, Jules, Phileas, Passepartout
DISCLAIMER: SAJV and characters copyright Talisman/Promark/etc., no
infringement is intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I attempted this in normal prose style, but after looking at
it, I feel it works best in "script"-style format. Hope you don't mind.
It's just a little story. Have fun!
**********
Rebecca Fogg: What on Earth are you proposing, Jules?
Jules Verne: It's fun, it's like a sort of game, in a way.
Phileas Fogg: Well, I don't like the look of this. It looks dreadfully
dangerous.
Passepartout: I am thinking one is getting hurted by this, Master Jules.
JV: No, no, no, trust me. There is no way that any of us will get hurt. Just as long as we stay together, and hold on to each other tightly.
RF: I can see where that might be fun for some...
PF: Indeed. And it rather depends on where each of us is situated.
JV: Well, strictly speaking it doesn't matter who goes where, but ideally, Rebecca should be in front, then myself, then Phileas, and then Passepartout.
PPT: Why Passepartout be last?
JV: Not last, Passepartout, you get the most important job. You have to get us all going.
PPT: I am liking the thought of that.
PF: You would.
RF: And I would be in front?
JV: That's the idea.
RF: Won't I get rather wet in the face?
JV: That's all part of the fun, Rebecca!
RF: Hmmm...
JV: The front is the most dangerous, but if you feel you're not up to it...
RF: Front it is, then!
PF: Why do I need to be towards the back? Shouldn't I be up front, behind Rebecca?
JV: No, Phileas, we need your weight in back. Keeps us from getting out of control.
PF: I see. Very well.
JV: OK, shall we start?
RF: Fine.
PF: Yes, all right.
PPT: Yes please!
JV: Right. Rebecca, you go there, in front. There, just sit down, relax. There you go. OK, now I'll sit down behind you, Rebecca.
RF: Must you sit so close, Jules? Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
JV: Well, actually I do. Otherwise we won't all fit. Now, I'm going to have to hold on to you, but I'll try not to hurt you too much.
RF: As if you could.
PF: Now I sit down?
JV: Yes, Phileas, right behind me. Don't be afraid, just wrap your arms around me. That's it.
PF: I feel rather uncomfortable doing this.
JV: If you don't hang on, Phileas, then you'll quickly get thrown off.
PPT: I am sitting down next, am I, Master Jules?
JV: No, not yet, Passepartout. You have to give us a running start, then you have to jump on.
PPT: I see. Let me know when I am to be running.
JV: Is everyone ready?
RF: Watch your hands, Jules. Yes, I'm ready.
JV: Pardon me, Rebecca. I didn't mean...
RF: That's fine, Jules. Let's get going.
JV: Ready, Phileas?
PF: Do you know, I'm actually starting to enjoy myself, and we haven't even started. Odd.
JV: OK, Passepartout, we're ready! Get a good running start, then give us a push!
PPT: Yes, Master Jules. Here I come!
RF: Brace yourselves!
PPT: And... whoosh!
JV: Quickly, Passepartout, jump on!
PPT: I am on board!
PF: Grab hold of me, Passepartout!
PPT: I am, Master! But I am afraid to open my eyes!
RF: The wind! The speed! It's... it's incredible!
JV: I knew you'd enjoy it, Rebecca!
PF: Good grief, you were right, Jules!
JV: We're nearly there! Just hang on!
PPT: Let me know when we are finishing so I am opening my eyes then!
PF: And so I can breathe again, Passepartout! You're crushing my ribs!
PPT: Sorry, Master, I am afraid to be falling off!
JV: Look out, Rebecca, look out for that--
RF: What do we do?
JV: Too late, everyone hang on!
RF, JV, PF, PPT: Whoooaaaaaaaaa!
(Silence. Then...)
RF: Jules? Phileas? Passepartout?
JV: Over here, Rebecca!
PF: That was incredible!
PPT: I am alive!
JV: Is everyone all right?
RF: I'm incredibly exhilirated, but, yes, I'm fine!
PF: That was extraordinarily thrilling, Jules!
PPT: I am alive!
JV: Who wants to do it again?
RF: Oh, please, let's!
PF: Indeed, another go round would do us a world of good.
PPT: I am alive!
JV: Is that a yes, Passepartout?
PPT: Most emphatingly, yes, Master Jules!
JV: Excellent! Um... did anyone see where the toboggan ended up?
...THE END...