A/N: I sometimes can get bored easily and I get too many ideas in my head so I decided to do a series of one-shots with how Loki meets a bunch of different characters. Some will be funny, some more serious. Some will be beginnings and some will jump right in. Some with have het pairings or slash pairings, but each type plus the crossover will be on top so you can decide if you want to read it. Also, I read a lot of stories and while I'm not intending to copy anyone else it possible that may unintentionally do so, so if I do I'm sorry.

Disclaimer: I don't own Labyrinth or Avengers/Thor.

Pairings: Hints at M/M

Characters: Loki, Sif, Thor, and Jareth.

Genre: Humor

I'm not sure why I'm here, I don't even want the oaf back," Loki complained as they turned around from yet another dead end. This place was full of them he almost wished they were back in the long corridor that there had seemed no end to. Sif turned to face him with a glare.

"Because you are the one the wished him away in the first place," she said and turned started walking again. Loki followed her at a more languid pace but close enough so that Sif didn't threaten or actually hit him again.

" I don't want to find them, no matter how good The Goblin King looks in tight pants," Loki said picturing said tight pants wistfully. Sif turned to face him again.

"Are you seriously attracted to the man who stole and your brother is going to make him into a goblin if we don't find him in time.

"I don't know why you're so frantic to find him. Thor would be happy as a goblin he can drink all he wants and then sleep it off without telling him how much of a sloth he is," Loki said rolling his eyes.

"We are going to find him," Sif said her confidence belied slightly by the worry in her eyes.

"We only have 3 hours left. Someone wouldn't listen when I said that running down a never ending corridor forever was a stupid idea," Loki mentioned, though he knew he probably should have kept that thought to himself. Sif was not pleased with his comment and hit him roughly in shoulder making him grab at it. Sif hits were as damaging as most warriors, and sometimes Loki was as not as careful with his tongue around her as he knew he should be. The bruise on his face from earlier really should have reminded him of that.

"We just need to go faster," she said and continued on. Loki winced but followed her again.

Jareth looked down the blond who was yet again drinking another beverage and eating another piece of food. The blond seemed to never get full or quench his thirst. He wasn't sure even with his massive frame how in the world he was eating so much. It must be some part of physiology, after all the place he had taken him from was not earth. He looked at his new soon to be goblin with a puzzled face and look of distaste.

"Generally, older children wish younger children away," he told the blond who didn't seem to hear his words and kept happily eating food. The blond seemed to be unaware that in hours he was supposed to be turned into a goblin. He had never had a person older than 16 be wished away before and he wasn't quite sure what to do with him. The look of distaste grew as his new soon to be goblin picked another piece of food. It was possible that even in his goblin form he would eat this much. Jareth shook his head and muttered under his breath

"You know I'm not sure I want to keep you. I may have to help your brother and his companion in finding you... maybe get to know your brother a bit." he added as he found the blond's brother very attractive.

As I'm not sure how many of these I'm doing I'm just going to keep it complete even though I will keep adding.

Let me know what you think.