hello! another short story! i guess im putting off huntress love for a while. im not sure... :/ anyway this is for our favorite camp director Mr. D
heh. don't own percy jackson or the song, so, dont bother me.
Somewhere in the United States of America, on Long Island Sound, was a camp. What camp you say? Oh, well, if you're mortal you might not be able to read past this, but if you can you are of very special talent.
This is Camp Half-Blood. What's a half-blood? Oh, a half-blood is a demi-god. Part human, part god! Greek gods! Isn't that awesome? Haha. Hello! I am Jason. No, not the son of Zeus. Jason Parks. Mischievous son of Hermes! Yeah. Okay, so, it's like 2:00 in the morning and me and my friend Alex are sneaking around camp. We just pranked the Zeus cabin. We're gonna die later.
"Hey, Jase?" asked a laughing Alex.
I snickered. "Yeah?"
"Let's go and snoop around the Big House. See what we can find, ya know?"
I grinned. "Come on."
We snuck past the Athena cabin and ran up to the Big House. When we got there, somebody was up and moving around.
We ducked underneath the window and peered over the ledge. Mother of Zeus!
In the Big House was Mr. D. He was in shorts and an open robe.
Alex groaned. "And the nightmares..."
"I think my brain is scarred with that mental image." I whispered to him.
Alex snickered and looked back up. "Hey, dude. Look. Mr. D is singing!"
No way. I looked through the window and Mr. D had headphones in his ears. Doing the right thing, I whipped out my video camera and started recording it.
" They're gonna clean up your looks,
with all the lies in the books,
to make a citizen out of you."
Alex had his mouth open. "Is he singing...?"
I nodded slowly. "Yep"
" Because they sleep with a gun,
and keep an eye on you, son
so they can watch all the things that you do."
I was laughing silently. This was so going to Olympus.
" Because the drugs never work.
They're gonna give you a smirk.
'Cause they got methods of keepin' you clean.
They're gonna rip up your heads,
you're aspirations to shreds.
Another cog in the murder machine."
Wow. If I didn't hate him so much, I'd actually like his singing. Don't get me wrong its pretty good, but he's like 4 bajillion years old.
Alex nudged me. "Dude. We gotta send this to dad."
"Well, duh. Shut up. He's still singing."
" They said all teenagers scare,
the living shit out of me!
They could care less,
as long as someone'll bleed.
So, darken your clothes,
or strike a violent pose.
Maybe they'll leave you alone,
but not me!"
Heh. I guess we do scare him and we sure as Hades don't leave him alone. This describes us perfectly.
" The boys and girls in the clique,
the awful names that they stick.
You're never gonna fit in much kid.
But if you're troubled and hurt,
what you got under shirt,
will make them pay for the things that they did!"
Alex was snickering even more. "Five drachmas he does an air guitar."
I smirked. "You're on."
They said all teenagers scare,
the living shit out of me!
They could care less,
as long as someone'll bleed.
So, darken your clothes,
or strike a violent pose.
Maybe they'll leave you alone,
but not me!
Whoa, yeah!"
No. Fuckin'. Way! "Damn!" I handed him the coins.
Alex was grinning ear to ear. "No one can resist an air guitar solo!"
Mr. D was rocking out. This was priceless. He was shaking his head side to side. He finished and started singing again.
"They said all teenagers scare,
the living shit out of me!
They could care less,
as long as someone'll bleed.
So, darken your clothes,
or strike a violent pose.
Maybe they'll leave you alone,
but not me!
All together now!"
By now, me and Alex were quietly singing along.
"They said all teenagers scare,
the living shit out of me!
They could care less,
as long as someone'll bleed.
So, darken your clothes,
or strike a violent pose.
Maybe they'll leave you alone,
but not me!
Come on!
Teenagers scare,
the living shit out of me!
They could care less,
as long as someone'll bleed.
So, darken your clothes,
or strike a violent pose.
Maybe they'll leave you alone,
but not me!"
He did another guitar solo and turned off his iPod.
"Damned half-bloods. They do scare the living shit outta me. I hope they don't know that."
Alex and I ran away laughing. We ran into Cabin 11 and jumped into our bunks.
We snickered, "Too late."
On Olympus..
"Apollo! Apollo! Where are you?" Hermes yelled.
Apollo glared at him. "Hermes! Shut the Hades up! What is so damn important?"
Hermes couldn't stop snickering. "My sons sent this to me last night."
He showed Apollo the video.
Apollo was rolling on the floor laughing.
"This. Is going all over godly world." Apollo said to his friend.
haha. alright. that was fun to write. anybody want more? i can write them. i need at least ten approvals. and if you're a teenager, you scare a lot of people. you can send in you're own characters. ) till next time. see ya!