...I'm bored.
Once upon a time there was an overused intro. It died.
They were on the manly pink airplane on the way to an island of awesomeness. Despite the warning that screamed in his mind, Mario had agreed to going on a vacation. Hopefully he and Peach would get some time alone and have a break from 'GRRR IMMA KIDNAP U' all the flyin' time. The plane made plane noises as they neared the island shaped like a creature they'd never seen before. Maybe from another world? Yeah, maybe...
We skip ahead just a little and the plane's passengers are revealed. Mario (hates spiny things) , Peach (likes pink) , and... Toadsworth (dried shroom). Oh, and some random Toads are in the back drinking shroom beer and eating rainbow mushrooms, even though that's cannibalism. So, yeah. On a plane.
On the way there, it had been a little cold, so Mario and Peach had shared a manly pink fluffy blanket. For a while, as the old geezer slept, Mario kept making wierd sounds while Peach giggled. Eventually one of the Toads complained that Mario was getting too loud and it stopped. Then he went to the bathroom for a while. A long while.
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The screen thingy in front made a sexy sparkling sound and an object (that totally doesn't resemble a star at all!) appeared as part of the island's logo. (An island can have a logo?)
"Ooooh, look at that!" Peach exclaimed, sounding very excited all of a sudden. Mario looked up from his Gameboy and stared at the screen. His moustache seemed to move in a wind that didn't happen. Maybe it's magical. Yeah... A very annoying voice cut through the almost-silence.
"WEELLLLLLLLCOOOOOME to the sun-kissed tropical paradise of ISLE DELPHINO(TM)! We're so pleased to welcome you to our beautiful home!" The voice continued, showing various images of awesome stuff.
"It's like the kind of stuff you'd see in a video game, Mario~!" Peach whispered, but she was cut off slightly by something.
"...and SUCCULENT SEAFOOD!" At this Mario let out an elongated moan, and Peach could have sworn she saw little hearts appear in the man's eyes. She giggled, remembering what she'd done under the blanket. And other stuff. Anyway, the rest of the video thingy was a blur, but then something caught her eye. It was exactly like Mario, except more like a sort of shadow...
"Hey, did you see that?" She started to ask, but gave up. It was no use, trying to point something out to those idiots. The smexy plane continued its journey that would lead to yet another manly, epic adventure…