It all started on Tuesday. That's when chimichangas were being served at the Destiny High cafeteria, and everyone knows that chimichangas are better than ham sandwiches. Miss Hendricks was busy catching up with her lecture notes for Macbeth while Coach Heinz was talking to his son, Justy, on the walkie. Mr. Wow, the cool cat art teacher, on the other hand, was just chillin' in the corner and trippin' on some catnip.
Yup, it was just an average school day during the zombie apocalypse. Oh, did I forget to mention that zombies were attacking the city and the school was in lockdown? My bad, homies!
Something big was going down in Destiny Town, and we're not talking about Pence's waste size (although that porker was a serious contender). Nope, some dumb twit had gone and infected a group of hipsters with the dreaded T-virus, and now every barista and coffee freak in town was sipping on brain espresso. It didn't take long for dead guys to start crawling out of their graves, least of all everyone's favorite woodcarver! Geppetto and his sidekick Deadald Duck were soon knocking on the doors of the high school.
No one moved from their seats because the chimichangas were too tasty to pass up, but once they were all gone, Geppetto's knocks became inviting. "I'm gonna answer the door, ya know?" said Rai, a C-student that no one ever really noticed or cared about. He was so invisible that even when Geppetto ate his brains, it fell under the radar. But because Rai was pretty dumb, his low-cal brain matter gave Geppetto an upset stomach. He vomited on the floor, cuing Scruffy the janitor to come to the rescue with his trusty mop.
The temporary pause in the Geppetto invasion gave the teachers enough time to evacuate. Though they didn't much care to warn the students. As the big man on campus and jockiest of the jocks, Rafiki took that responsibility upon himself. He gave Deadald a wedgie, which, because the duck lacked pants, just consisted of pulling down his entire lower torso since it was half decayed and gooey enough to manipulate.
Wedgies and vomit abound, the students were able to escape to freedom. Well, everyone except for Gantu. He was the new transfer student and he didn't quite know his way around yet. Too bad.
It was around the time Geppetto puked up Gantu's left gill thing that Scruffy's mop inconspicuously left the scene to light up the Mop Signal.
All the way on the other side of the city, a righteous baby-god pulled up his diaper. It was go time.