Yes I have decided to start another story. This first chapter has been sitting around on my computer for a while, so I decided to brush the cob webs off of it and begin writing some more. I don't think the chapters will be as long as my other story, so hopefully I'll get these chapters posted more often.

Enjoy!

"Tony, why'd you call us all? I have important things to do," Bruce asked as the team settled themselves in the penthouse living room.

Tony was standing in front of the flat screen with a boyish grin lighting up his face. That was enough to make anyone scared of what he was planning.

Steve and Thor were already seated on the biggest couch and were both waiting to hear what Tony had to say, though Thor was more enthusiastic. Steve was as skeptical as Bruce. The two assassins were sitting on the second couch. Natasha leaned against the armrest with a bored expression and had her legs tucked under her. Clint leaned back folding his arms behind his head as a pillow and looked like he was about to fall asleep.

"Dearest Bruce, you should sit down like everyone else here and then we can discuss what I have to say," Tony made a gesture towards Steve and Thor's couch. Bruce really didn't see an immediate way out of it, so he reluctantly sat down between the two.

Tony clapped his hands, "Now that everyone's here, last night while I was trying to sleep, I kept thinking about how much all of us have worked recently and how messed up our lives have become. So, I started to go over the possible vacations we could take together…" he paused for some dramatic effect. The only reaction he got was an arched eyebrow from Natasha, a snoring sound from Clint, and a small intake of air from Thor, who looked like he was going to explode with what Tony was going to say next.

"What better place to enjoy the kid inside all of us than at Disneyland!" he finally exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air for exaggeration.

"No!" Natasha snapped as soon as the words were out of his mouth.

Thor looked confused and surprisingly disappointed. Clint lifted his head somewhat surprised, along with Bruce. Steve seemed to be thinking it over in his head as if actually considering it.

"What? Why not?" Tony whined as he turned to the redhead who glared at him.

"We're adults," she said, straightening herself and crossing her arms.

"But it's the happiest place on Earth!"

"There's no such thing as happiness, therefore the place is fake and just a waste of time."

"Would someone please explain to me what this Land of Disney is?" Thor butted in, his brows furrowed as he tried to figure it out.

"It's the happiest place on Earth," Tony started, but Natasha shot him down.

"No, how can it be happy when people are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money to ride ridiculous rides and be dragged around by their bratty children and forced to deal with other pushy people? Sounds like torture to me."

"Well aren't you Little Miss Sunshine," Tony received a glare armed with daggers.

"It's the truth."

"I'm still confused," Thor glanced at the other three who had yet to say anything as Tony and Natasha continued to argue.

Thor looked at Clint first, who was trying to break up the couple who were standing up, just inches apart from each other saying cruel Midgardian terms that Thor still didn't quite get the meaning of. He then looked to the two sitting next to him.

Steve shook his head, "I know as much as you do Thor."

Bruce sighed then started to explain to the two, " It's an theme park created by a man named Walt Disney based off of the movies and characters he created. You know that movie we watched the other night, Bambi? That was one of his. Disney land is a large park in California and probably one of the most famous, especially with children. There's all sorts of rides and attractions to see, but I've never been there, so I can't really explain every detail."

Thor nodded slowly as he absorbed this and was opening his mouth to say something when there was the sound of tussling from his right.

He turned to see Clint holding Natasha's arms behind her back as she tried to attack Tony. Tony backed away with his hands up defensively.

"Tony…" Steve warned.

Clint somehow managed to get Natasha back on the couch and she started to calm herself down.

Tony looked at Steve, "It's not like I said something I don't usually say."

"She's had a bad morning Stark," Clint shot, still standing between the two in case Natasha lunged again.

"Well all the more reason to take a vacation," Tony quickly turned back into the happy self he had been when they had first sat down.

"I'm not going," Natasha huffed.

"Have you ever been there before?" Tony asked with an arch of an eyebrow.

She shot him a dark look, "I grew up in Russia trained as a super spy, do you think they'd send us all to America and actually let us have fun?"

Tony frowned, then looked at Clint, "Legalos?"

He shrugged, "Nope."

Tony seemed to shrink in disappointment, then turned to Bruce with desperation in his eyes, "Don't tell me none of you have ever been to Disneyland."

Bruce shook his head, "The other guy and screaming kids doesn't exactly play out well."

The billionaire seemed to shatter into a million pieces, "Everyone has to go to Disneyland at least once in their life. It's decided, we're all going, and we're all going to have one of the best vacations of our lives."

Natasha and Bruce shook their heads immediately. Clint took a moment, then sided with Natasha. Though, Thor nodded his head in agreement and Steve slowly agreed with Tony, despite a trickle of unease in his eyes.

Tony looked at the three dissentients, "I've already booked everything and its non-refundable," he pouted.

Tony knew Bruce would be easiest to convert, so he targeted him first, "You wouldn't let such an expensive and thoughtful gift go to waste would you?"

Bruce started to shake his head once more.

"Can't you let yourself have fun for once in your life?" Tony pleaded. He was determined to make sure everyone would go.

After a moment of thought Bruce sighed, "Fine."

Tony spun around. Next target: Clint Barton.

The archer crossed his arms and held his ground, but Tony could see the inner child within him screaming to say yes.

Tony smiled he knew that Natasha was holding him back, but that would change, and he'd use it to his advantage.

"You've always wanted to go haven't you?"

"No-"

"Na ah ah ah ah, don't say it. I can see it in your eyes, you've always wanted to go, but you never could as a child, and now you're an assassin who never gets time off and would look extremely strange walking around the park all by yourself."

Clint blinked and furrowed his brow as he really started to battle his inner self.

"Clint?" Natasha could not believe that her partner had even taken the time to consider it. He wasn't going to leave her to fend for herself was he?

Clint smiled, "I'm in."

He was.

"Barton, we're no longer partners," she pouted on the couch.

He turned back to her, face beaming with excitement. Her heart twisted a little in her chest. She hadn't seen him this happy in such a long time, ever since the Battle of New York. Who knew the thought of going to Disneyland could do that to an assassin.

"Tasha please! I'll only go if you go."

She hated him.

They stared at each other for a long time, in which the others were pretty sure they were battling over some sort of secret deal, until finally Natasha gave in.

Tony jumped up in victory, wearing a stupid looking smile on his face.

Natasha was about to wipe the stupid look off his face with a swift punch, but was instead pulled into a tight hug by Clint.

"Thanks Tasha."

"Sure," she grumbled as he let go and turned to leave. She was ashamed by her defeat and wanted nothing more than to blow off steam in the gym.

"So when is this trip Tony?" Steve asked the question everyone had forgotten about amidst the chaos.

"We start our adventure at ten tomorrow morning," he beamed.

Natasha snapped around and the other four stared at him blankly, "What?"

Tony quickly made his way quickly towards the door, "You guys better start packing, we've got a plane to catch."

Once he left, they all made a vow to kill the billionaire when they got back from the looming disaster.

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