Is this Hell?
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CHAPTER 1
Ugh, what the fuck? Where am I?
These thoughts are ringing through my head like a boombox in a empty room. To be honest, I actually know where I am so I probably have to re-phrase that question of mine to 'Why the fuck am I here?'
I always thought I was Dagger's lover, but she comes and fucking throws me in the damned dungeon. I guess its my fault though, I got drunk last night and nearly killed Rusty. Wait a second, someone is opening 'le big door' and is coming in on me, fuck, hopefully he is not here to sodomize me. Maybe I should bonk him on the head if he/she really is here to sodomize me. Oh, its just another of Rusty's knights of the dumbass coming in to check out this luxurious accomodation.
"Zidane Tribal, Monkey Boy," says the ass hole.
"Who the fuck do you think I am?"
"Get out of this shithole, her majesty requests your presence."
Aww fuck, Dagger is calling me, I thought she would not be back until tomorrow. Hell, maybe it is tomorrow, that is the problem with these fucking dungeon, at least the dungeons in Linblum have windows, these fucking dungeons in Alexandria have no fucking windows. I guess I am stupid though, because I think I shall ask this knight of the dumbass,
"What day is it?"
"Day for you to get your ass kicked,"
"Fuck you,"
"Fuck you too, not get moving, asswipe."
I guess I have to comply, but I leave not without making my mark and so I pee all over the wall, not caring wether this dumbass sees it, but, he drags me out peeing all over the walls. Fuck, fuck and yet another and bigger FUCK, this cunt thinks he can drag me around all he likes eh? Dagger will hear about this.
A/N: I know its crap but please bear with me and comment because I fell compelled to have a boring first chapter. But until the second chapter is done, just remember the magic words, C&C!