"So, Jacob."
Jacob sighed. "What is it, Edward?" She brushed her long, silky black hair out of her face and batted her eyes.
"Well, Jacob, I was thinking... No, it's stupid." Edward looked away. He would be blushing, but since he was a vampire, he couldn't. So instead he just sparkled.
Jacob chuckled. "What is it? You're sparkling."
"Yeah, well, uh, this is just really embarrassing for me."
"Aw, come on," Jacob purred, which Edward thought was oddly out of character, considering the fact that Jacob was a werewolf.
He sighed, giving in. "Alright, alright. Well, I was just thinking, that since Bella and I divorced, and you're a girl and all, well... I was wondering if you would, uh, marry me?" The last part was barely audible, a mere squeak, but Jacob heard it anyway.
"Oh, Edward, of course I will!" She jumped up off the couch and hugged him.
Edward was just about to kiss her, but then he heard a knock at the door. He got up and opened it. Carlisle, who was still a unicorn, was standing in the doorway. "Hey, Edward, there's a package for you outside."
Edward groaned. "It's not a box full of fangirls, is it? I thought we stopped that when we set the last box on fire."
"I don't think so. There was no squealing."
Well, that was good enough for Edward. He ran to the front door and pushed the package inside. It was small, but really, really heavy. He opened it up and...
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you und-
Edward slammed the box shut and threw it out the door. Then he walked back inside. "Guys, we've been Rickrolled!"
Carlisle poked his head out of the living room. "Shut up, brat, I'm watching House. Wait, did you say we've been Rickrolled?" He shot out of the living room. "This is horrible! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?"
"WE'VE BEEN RICKROLLED?!" Jacob ran out of the bedroom, half in her dog form for some reason. Edward decided not to ask.
"Hey, you two weirdos, get in here," Carlisle hollered from the kitchen. Edward and Jacob joined him around the bubbling caldron. "Ah, glad you could join me. Now, to find out the hidden meaning behind this Rickroll..."