Hey Everyone!
Thanks for reading this fanfic (that's not really a fanfic)! My friend and I made this up when we were bored in Spanish and English. It should make absolutely no sense whatsoever (we meant it to be like this so please do not leave any comments about incorrect grammar and such .)!
Disclamer: I do not own Twilight or any of its characters or plot. I wish I did though! =(
The Death of Mikey the Hot Shark
I was killed by my shark named Mike. I am now dead. My brother ate my evil stepmother; the whole empty thing. Mikey eventually married Bella yesterday morning. Brother Jasper cried a lot while burping. Edward laughed while Rosalie drowned at my sink, clogging the toilet. Mikey the husband went downstairs to bathe but died. Bella converted into Buddhism to fast and sneeze.
Suddenly, her savior killed her hamster, poor Jacob. Bella smelled like onions and Safeway groceries. Edward, a savior vampire, ate Jacob for dessert. Bella cried, "WOLF!" but nobody listened. Later, Emmett killed Bella's toenail, Leah, while giggling madly. Super-Fish married Alice Park Cullen Jones La McDonald's Push Poison Oak Oatmeal Cashew Carrot Zanahorias Shoelace!
They were forced to abbreviate their surname in French so that they wouldn't be arrested by Senor Chili. Suddenly, Esme popped corn and threw her wig across Asia. Super-Fish, luckily, saved the wig from Senor Chili. Alice cried, "Popped Corn!" For, Jacob hated it when it smelled like Senor Chili's sock. So, Edward ate the hamster, again, but this time Aro took his tail and died somehow, again…
The alarm clock went, "Boom! Yawn…" Charlie the Pillow sneezed on Bella, Edward's tail and Alice's tongue. However, Senor Chili was grading their noses and failed. The Mexican sombreros were noisy because Bella snored uncontrollably. Jacob, the pet hamster, resurrected from death in time to receive Jasper's Christmas present! It was priceless and gross and 'I' did puke on my friend, Joe the Six-Pack Plumber. Senor Chili, again, failed to grade our hamsters' noses, on Wednesday the 13th! Yay! Nancy, Japna, Edward, Lauren, Super-Fish, and the All-Knowing-Bat killed Victoria Plumber Joe Lampata Estufanda Nieva Maria Sillon Si Limpia Inodoro and everyone else who survived lived happily, loudly, ever after!
The Edward Endward!