Naruto glared at the stupid game. He had died—No. He had been defeated by the ugly Guado Seymour for the umpteenth time that hour. How could anyone defeat him, let alone all of his super awesome characters and Little Naruto?
'I still can't get over the fact you named him Little Naruto' commented Sasuke. Naruto glared his way as his attention was focused back on the screen. Final Fantasy X was really starting to get on his nerves. But, he wouldn't lose. He wouldn't give up!
'Ah! Fuck! He's gonna use that total annihilation bullshit on me. . .not if I bring out Auron…' Naruto spectated while using a characters overdrive. Sasuke gave him a sceptical glance before walking over to the old and battered Playstation 2. Naruto's eyes widened.
Sasuke wouldn't!
Sasuke did.
'You fucking unplugged my game you asshole!' Naruto screeched loudly and threw his controller at Sasuke's head. Sasuke turned around only to be smacked in the face, Naruto had annoyingly good aim. Sasuke glared. 'You're dead, dobe.' Naruto glared back, 'bring it on, asshole!'
Sasuke tackled the blonde on the couch and Naruto squirmed underneath him. Throwing in a punch here and there. The argument was abruptly halted when Sasuke crushed his lips against Naruto's. A new kind of argument began.
'You topped last time!' Naruto growled as he attempted to switch their positions around. 'Oh shut up and take it like a man' Sasuke growled back, attempting to settle himself between the Idiots legs.
x.x.x
Sasuke woke up that night to realize he had fallen asleep on the couch. What's worse, he realized that Naruto had woken up before him and was playing that stupid game again.
Sasuke groaned as he stretched on the couch making sure to kick Naruto's side as he did so. It was the Idiot's fault for choosing to stay on the couch with him and play that stupid game.
Naruto scowled at him before returning to his game.
"Look Sasuke! He only has a thousand hit points left! One more hit from Yuna's Aeon and he's…"
Naruto blanched before gaping like a fish.
Sasuke attempted not to smile but before he could stop himself he was full on laughing. Seymour had just dismissed his aeon and destroyed all of his people before the girl could heal the party.
'Asshole! You did this! Go back to sleep! You fucking jinxed me!' Naruto practically screamed at him. Sasuke couldn't stop laughing as he walked towards Naruto and kissed him. Naruto glared through the kiss, it may have worked if Sasuke wasn't laughing during it. God damnit.
It was then, Sasuke being the genius he was, had an idea. 'You know, that Auron's kind of sexy.' Naruto's eyebrow twitched. 'You know, I kind of like that gruff, emotionally retarded quality. He's very handsome.' Sasuke continued. 'Or hey, that Tidus is really sexy. I'd fuck him.'
'That's it!' Naruto huffed before closing the playstation. 'Bedroom. Now. I'll show you emotionally retarded.'
Sasuke paused.
'Shut up. I meant to say I would show you sexy and fuckable.'
Sasuke scoffed before Naruto grabbed his hand and lead him to the bedroom.
That was the last time Naruto played Final Fantasy.
Until the next one came out.
But that, is another story.
