Toaster Strudel
One day two retarted kittypets named Toaster and Strudel decided to venture into the forest full of bone-eating devil cats. Along the way they passed the dead ferret, a magical tree stump. "Oh magic ferret," prayed Toaster. "Please give me a cupcake." Suddenly Strudel barfed up a cup cake. "Yay!" yelled Toaster, and proceeded to eat his barfcake. Suddenly a long yellow twoleg monster slowly drove by. "Twinkie!" yelled Strudel, and chased after the monster. Strudel was immediately run over by a sleek red monster. Toaster briefly wondered why the story was called Toaster Strudel if Strudel only lasted 9 sentences. "Ah, well," said Toaster. I didn't like him much anyway.
Chapter 2
After a couple minutes of walking, Toaster found a bush with tasty looking red berries on it. He ate a few, and then fell on the ground, writhing in agony. Luckily for Toaster, the Thunderclan deputy Brambleclaw was nearby, and Toaster was taken to the Thunderclan camp. But, unluckily for Toaster, Brambleclaw was extremely stupid, and fell over the wrong side of the Thunderclan camp. Toaster lay on the edge of the Thunderclan camp and continued to writhe. Suddenly, the Thunderclan warrior Brackenfur came out of the camp and saw Toaster. "OMG!" yelled Brackenfur, and quickly took Toaster to Leafpool, the Thunderclan medicine cat.
Chapter 3
When Toaster woke up he was shocked to find out that he was not in his normal home, and proceeded to burn down the medicine cat den with his spare flamethrower before remembering what had happened. "Whoops," said Toaster and quickly put out a small flame that was still there with his tail. Firestar was very angry, but he was not one to exile people, so he let Toaster, now Toastertail stay. That is, until he burned down the warriors den and everyone in it the next morning. But, after he was exiled, Toastertail plotted his revenge on Thunderclan.
Chapter 4
Several moons later, a lot had changed. Toasterstar was now leader of Riverclan, and all the Thunderclan apprentices had become warriors. So, Toasterstar decided that now was the right time to get his revenge on Thunderclan. Thunderclan fought fiercely, but in the end, Toasterstar destroyed Firestar with his sparespare flamethrower. "I rule," said Toasterstar, who went up on the highledge and started dancing to the Beastie boys. That is, until Berrynose, who had hidden, blew him up with an RPG. Then Berrynose began to dance. That is, until Godzilla stepped on him and then began to dance. That is, until Pikachu zapped him and began to dance. That is, until the author of this story was attacked by sanity and mmph! Let…….nme….tyqqqqqqwertyuiope type! Argh! Asfdswdg wedehcgdfye g fyhegfyefe bfyjeg ff guy Stop it! You're screwing up my…dfheurt4uiyr4olrtun4ti bnbfjkfjkfjkthfsdnlvrgnuvy4etbry STORY!!! Fshink! Good. Now that that's over I can keep typing. The author decided that this story was going nowhere after being attacked by sanity, and ended it.
The End.