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Haruno Sakura opened said message. Her eyes narrowed as the woman began her pedicure and Ino went on blabbing to TenTen and Hinata about the last stupid thing Sai did. "And he was all 'Naruto said we're all going to the basketball game in the next city.' So I was all, 'Well fine then you ass, Shika can take me to the prom!' and you will never guess what he said next...."

"I have an idea," said the pink-haired, pretty friend. "Was it something along the lines of 'Naruto got us the best seats so we have to go'?"

"Yes! How did you know?"

"Sasuke just said the same thing."

"....What are we going to do, Forehead? My baby doll dress has to go to that prom!"

"So does my Armani one, Pig." Sakura leaned back as Olga made her toenails shine. Her brow furrowed. "Hinata, TenTen, do you have any of these....unnecessary disturbances?"

"While on the subject, yes." TenTen shrugged. "But whattaya gonna do about it?"

"Quite a few things." Sakura began typing. Olga began painting.

"Like w-what?" asked Hinata nervously. She knew Sakura. They all did.

"Oh, never mind."

To: Sakura
From: Boyfriend

Sorry, Sakura. But like I said, these seats are amazing.

Thanks for understanding.

To: Boyfriend
From: Sakura

Wel, sure. but first I hav to chang your contct nme to -Sasuke- ad ask if I. is fre to tke me

To: Boyfriend
From: Sakura

He is. says id look cute in my Armani dres ad if I can wer somting more revalig, though.

Do u think my halter dress--the one that shws my clevage--is good enogh?

Hav fun!

To: Sakura
From: Sasuke

I'll pick you up at eight.

Smirking, Sakura showed them her text. "He's picking me up at eight," she informed them.