Chapter One: Never Mess With Sonic When He's Hung Over.

Vividoll: KON-NA-NA-CHI-WA!!! Hajimemashite to the first chapter of "Mega Mobius! This fic is loosely based on the "MegaTokyo" webcomic by Fred Ghallager.

I do not in any way own MegaTokyo or STH, but Both Kotone and Xiaoran are mine. You may use them, but please give me credit. BTW, Kotone is my self-insertion character on Sonic Vegimite, so yes, she's meant to be like me.

WRITTEN APOLOGY: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BOTH ME AND MY SISTER ROUGEFAN FOR BEING ARROGANT BITCHES TO LAISEZZ FAIRE. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT WE BOTH FCKED UP BIG TIME AND WHAT WE SAID WAS WRONG.

THE SAGA BEGINS...

"Come on, let us in! We're part of this show!"

"Sonic, just calm down, it's just the lager talking…"

"Let us in before I suplex you!"

Sonic, Tails, and Rouge were outside of the E3 Video Game convention trying to get in. Unfortunately, Sonic had eaten their passes on a bet previously at the bar. Sonic was drunkenly slurring death threats at the security guard, who was watching in amusement, since his weapon happened to be a half-eaten banana that was starting to smell a little bit.

"Sonic, Please, just let's go, You're gonna get us all three arrest- Hey! There's Kotone-chan!"

Rouge was pointing at a purple and green fox with two tails, wearing a bow that looked like a Totoro head, and a pair of goggles.

"Hey! Ruji-san! Sonikku-kun! OMFG!!! SHIPPO-KUN!!!"

(A/N: "Shippo" is the Japanese translation of "Tails")

"YAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Tails took off as fast as he could to avoid the crazy little vixen who was constantly chasing him whenever she saw him.

"Hee hee hee… Run, bitch, RUUUUUUUN!!!" Sonic called.

Tails was flying as fast as his twin tails would carry him without burning up from the combined G-forces and wind resistance. Kotone was slowly but surely gaining on him; until finally, with a short burst of speed, she caught him in a crushing embrace that even rivaled a boa constrictor's killing tactic.

"RRRRG… EEEE… GRK! Sonic, help me!" Tails choked.

"Heh heh. You're on your own, now li'l bro."

"Some Gak! big brother you are!"

"Christ already, I'LL do it!" Said Rouge as she stole the security guard's baton.

"HEY!" He yelled.

"Keep your pants on, Pig! I've gotta get him outta there before she squeezes his little guts out through his mouth!"

"Eew…" Said Sonic, who was imagining that scene.

Rouge lifted that baton, brought it down fast, and… drove it between the two foxes, using the baton like a crowbar.

"EEEE… GOD that hurts!" Tails said. By now, his face was blue and his eyes were bulging out.

"Oh, shut up! It's either this or let her crush your ribcage into bone meal!"

With lots of difficulty, and a grinding crack, she got Kotone off of Tails.

"Hweeh-HWEEH Hweeh-HWEEH!" Tails was gasping for breath. "Sweet oxygen!" The little kitsune gasped.

"Tails? You look different." Sonic said.

Looking down, Tails saw that Kotone had squeezed at least an inch off his waist. Unfortunately, it was now in his head, so he looked something like a Super-Deformed anime character.

"GREAT MERCIFUL CRAP!" Tails shrieked "My body!"

"Hold on." Said Rouge as she walked over and squeezed his head as hard as she could.

"GREAT HOLY MERCIFUL CRAP! THIS IS EVEN WORSE!"

Tails did have that inch off his waist… and also an inch to spare.

"Uhhh.. Sorry." Said Rouge, giving him a softer squeeze to the body.

"GREAT, HOLY, MIGHTY, MERCIFUL CRAP! I'M BACK TO NORMAL!!!"

"Stop saying that!" Said Sonic.

"Sorry. But once the momentum of the merciful crap starts to increase, it's hard to stop it."

Everyone facefaulted. Then Rouge got up and looked at Kotone.

"Oh, by the way, What are you doing here, Kotone-chan?"

"Are you kidding? I'm a Sega executive!"

"WTF? Are you SERIOUS?"

Sonic got up from the ground. "OMG! I thought you were competing for that job with Xiaoran-kun!"

"Well, I was. But he's working at a lower position."

"Why?" asked Tails.

"Ummm…"

Flashback

"I hope you enjoy your trip to China, Xiao!" Said Kotone, putting one last strip of duct tape on Xiaoran's mouth.

"Mmmmph!" said Xiaoran. He was a dark orange fox, also two-tailed, with Asian looking eyes and a stout stature with VERY short stubby legs. He was tied up with an extension cord, and his mouth had a tennis ball duct taped into it.

Kotone slammed the hood on Knuckles' car closed, and watched it ride down Pixel Lane.

"Hasta la vista, Baby!" She yelled, then broke into insane laughter.

End Flashback

"Let's just say I had a very effective competitive strategy." Said Kotone, sweatdropping and nervously scratching the back of her head.

"That still doesn't solve the problem of HOW TO GET IN!" Sonic yelled.

"Hey! I've got an idea! said Tails.

"Plot hole in Three… Two… One…" said Rouge.

30 MINUTES LATER…

"Who are you?" Said the security guard.

"We're the maintenance persons." Said Sonic. "We're here to fix the air conditioner."

Everyone had donned orange uniforms reading "Harry's Maintenance: We repair what your husband fixed."

"But it ain't broken."

"Oh, it will be."

"Okay, right this way!" said the guard.

"Hee hee… He fell for it!" said Sonic.

He led them through the back hallways into a dark room.

"Hey! This isn't-"

The light came on revealing fourteen other security guards, all wearing brass knuckles and brandishing their batons.

"Gulp… Oh, (censored)…" Said Sonic.

End Chapter one.

Vividoll: DUN DUN DUN! Ooh, cliffhanger! What will happen to Sonic and Co.? Will Kotone come to save them? Will Xiaoran ever get out of Knuckles' trunk? Will the one hand clapping riddle ever be solved? Find out next time, when that last question will remain unanswered.