Day in a Life of a Puffin (a puffin's blog)
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or the characters
Claimer: I only own me, myself, and I. Oh and the idea… that's mine too. ^.^
December 25th
Yo, Puffin here. Yesterday was Christmas and I was REALLY excited. The night before I kept on thinking… what will I get this year? Last year I had hoped for an AWESOME new wii game but instead (don't ask me on how puffins are able to play wii but hey! It's possible)… I got a tuxedo from Sweden, a red bow from Finland, some USED hair gel from evil spiky haired dude (I hope we all know who this is…), a voodoo doll in the shape of evil spiky haired dude (I'm sorry, I don't like saying his name… he is evil after all… kind of like that evil dude from that British book… what was is called again? Fuzzy Fotter? Dotter? I can't remember it at the moment… well lets just call him 'he who must not be named for the sake of all us!' Maybe that's too long... I'll figure out something…) and last but not least I got a fresh Tilapia with sardines on the side from Icy. I'm not trying to pick favorites or anything but I personally believe that Icy is the best out of all of them. Finland would probably be second in my book. Sweden and Norway would be tied for third and 'he who must not be named' would be dead last!
So u can imagine what I got this Christmas…
List of presents: (there always tends to be a theme… this year its things from their country)
Finland- a new bow tie (because he thinks I lost it)
Sweden- a gift card to IKEA
He who must not be named- Viking helmet with a coupon of beer in it
Norway- some yummy cod and Norwegian cream
Icy- sardines with two big pieces of salmon! YUM!
Best people of the year:
1st- Iceland (like always)
2nd-Norway (yum more fish!)
3rd-Sweden (I could use a little redecorating in my room…)
4th-Finland (I DON'T NEED BOW TIES!)
5th- 'he who must not be named' (do I need to comment?)
The same day, after we opened presents, we had to go to a world Christmas party!
Every country was invited and we all had to bring a weird present for a game called 'white elephant'. The point of the game was to choose a random present and open it. You could either trade with someone by force or pick another present if you do not like your present. But once you choose a second one you were not allowed to take again. It was quite fun, everybody was laughing and in the end Britain got a twilight book, America got a baby diaper, and Russia got a superman cape… he wanted to trade with someone really badly but no one else wanted it except America… I got a diary (which 'he who must not be named' made fun of me for the rest of the month), icy got a how to make friends book, Norway got season one of some British show called 'Doctor Who', Finland got a bra… (Probably from France), Sweden got some a coupon to an Asian world market, and last but not least, 'he who must not be named' got a 'How to be smarter about life' book which we all think that he totally deserved…
After the party was over we all went home with our bellies stuffed to the max! Especially mine, due to this Christmas feast I think I might've gained a couple of pounds… I remember overhearing a conversation with America, Prussia, and Spain and 'He who must not be named'. Not that is was trying to be nosey but… I got stuck to it once I heard the word 'blog'.
"Oh guess what you guys!" America exclaimed.
"What did you do this time mi amigo…?" Spain responded.
"I got this totally rocking thing called a blog!"
"Really America? I've had one since the beginning of the world…" he who must not be named responded. (I've really got to think of a new name for him…)
"Dude, Seriously?" America Proclaimed.
"Ja, I got one 3 months ago… its called 'The Awesome Prussia's Page' Hungary reads off of it all the time just so she can comment cruel things about me… "
"Whoa Seriously? Maybe I should get one… perhaps Romano will read off of mine too!" Spain chided.
Then it clicked. Since I got a diary from the white Elephant game, maybe I can make it my Blog instead!
So here I am, writing to you, on my new blog! Since Icy and I don't always have good internet connection, coming from up north, I'll write in my JOURNAL! (Not a diary… it sounds too girly…) And when we DO have good connection I can post it on my blog! It's perfect! Oh and I finally figured out a name for 'he who must not be named' how about Big Fat beluga? (They are native to his country after all) or maybe the evil killer whale? Ummm…that doesn't sound as mean and cruel as I had hoped for… but earlier I thought of Stupid porcupine since they are spiky and slightly evil at times and quite annoying if they hurt you, they're also kind of fat or perhaps I should say, roundish to be nice to those who love porcupines. Whoa! Look at the time! It is WAY PAST my bed time… gotta go before icy starts scolding me…
As those texters say,
TTYL – Mr. Puffin
-Authors note-
So this is my first story that I've actually typed up and have posted! I hope that you liked it… Please don't be hate'n… also, please tell me what you thought of my story! If you need guidance all you have to do scroll down and click on the review button at the bottom. Oh By the way, If you have an even more awesomely brutal name for 'He who must not be named' please inform me ASAP! I don't know… I just don't think that stupid porcupine is good, or in this case evil, enough for this crazed character… And just for people who don't understand who 'he who must not be named' is, IT'S DENMARK! EEK I know, I said it. It sounds stupid to mention this but one of my friends read this before I posted it and asked me, "Is the spiky haired dude Prussia?" I would understand if she said Netherlands but, Prussia? Oh well, she isn't a huge fan of Hetalia anyway so it's understandable…I will only stop talking IF u review! Just kidding, that's slightly impossible…