"It's your entire fault!" England flung open the door to Sweden and Finland's house and yelled.
"What is our fault?" Finland asked as he approached the red faced England who was panting heavily. Sweden walked up behind him to see what the conversation was about.
"Don't act like you don't know! My little brother is gay!" England announced pointing a finger at a picture of Sealand that sat on the Nordic's coffee table.
Finland and Sweden just stood dumbfounded for a while. They had known Sealand was homosexual and liked Latvia but they knew years ago why would England only be finding out now? Also why was it their fault?
"Yes, we know." Finland stated not really getting what England was getting at when it suddenly hit him. "Oh I get it! You think that because Berwald and I are gay that we somehow made Peter gay as well." Finland smiled as he figured it out thinking it was a bit ridiculous he then began to giggle.
England turned even redder. "Why are you laughing? I'm not joking here!"
"Sorry, I just find it kind of funny that you would think that. Actually I knew that Peter was gay the moment he came into this house. It was quite obvious really." Finland stated as he giggled even more all the while England's jaw dropped open like a fish.
"'t's tru'" Sweden stated until now England had forgotten all about his presence. "B'sid's, 'ren't y'u w'th 'merica?"
England turned beat red. "O-our relationship is no-nothing l-l-like th-that! Wh-why would you even th-think that! I hate the insufferable git!" England stuttered all while yelling.
"C'uld'v' fool'd m'" Sweden stated. He then walked away and turned on the television.
For once in his life England was speechless. There was an awkward silence between England and Finland, so Finland spoke up. "Well wold you like to come in?"
"Um no thank you. I have to go home now, bye. It was nice talking to you." With that England took off faster than Italy running away from the English army.
Finland shut the door behind him and looked at his husband who was watching the TV with a concentrated expression. "Well that was weird." Finland said as he walked over to sit down next to Sweden. "You're right though, I do believe that something is going on with America and England."
"Wh'n hav' I ev'r been wr'ng? I kn'w th't Seal'nd w's g'y, I kn'w th't y'u w'uld b' my w'fe, 'nd I kn'w th't N'rway l'ked D'nmark." Sweden stated as he sat back and relaxed into the couch he put his arms around Finland's shoulders.
Finland snuggled into him. "I guess you're right."
(A/N) Yes I know I suck at Sweden's speech and I probably always am going to suck at it deal with it. This is just something I whipped up in about 10 minutes.
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