I was outside of the dressing room of Sonny Munroe. I had no clue why, but I ended up here. I blinked my eyes double time to make sure I was the same guy who left my dressing room. Now the nice people would knock and wait for an answer.. But Chad, no no no he has to barge in.
"What the heck?" Sonny shrieked.
"Um, Hi?"
"Why are you here?"
"I don't know.."
"Then leave?"
"Sonny what's your favorite fruit?"
"Excuse me?"
I nod, cocking my head to the left.
"Strawberries…"
"Oh really now?"
"Mm, what's your favorite color uh.. Tie?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"The kind that you ask me"
"Fine, I like my ties to be royal blue.. Or black. Nothing less."
"Cool. I like ties.. I also like guys who wear the light blue ones.."
"So your implying you don't like me?"
"Pretty much"
"Well then I have to make you like me now!"
"What?"
"Your cute.."
"Cha- what? I am?"
"Of course, and theses eyes of yours.."
"What are they too big?"
"No they are more beautiful than the night sky.."
"The sky isn't all that hot most of the time"
"Sonny, girls don't like to be called hot most of the time.."
"I know, since I am a girl…"
"And most guys don't like to be called cute. They like handsome"
"Chad, do you want me to call you handsome?"
"Yeah.."
"Well, Chad you are very handsome.."
"Well even if you didn't say it you already said it."
"Get out."
"You make my heart super happy"
"Okay now you sound like Kai-Lan so get!"
"I think I'm falling head over heels for a certain brunette.."
"Seriously?"
"Mmm hmm"
"Well uh Chad… I'm blushing"
"Sonny. You resemble a pillow."
"I what now?"
"A fluffy pillow."
"You resemble CHAD DYLAN COOPER THE BIGGEST JERK EVER!"
"Don't frown, you'll get wrinkles.."
"I could care less"
"Don't mess up your pretty face."
"So now you call me pretty, instead of beautiful?"
"I don't think you would want to be called fugly now?"
"No thanks.."
"Cats or dogs?"
"Dogs.. WOOF!" Sonny barked
"Geez, woman your suppose to act lady-like."
"Brunettes or blonds?"
"Ooh, a toughie.."
"Which one?"
"Brunettes are more sophisticated.
"Why thank you Chad"
"Abs or arms.."
"Arms, why because they can hug you tightly.. And you feel all safe"
"I have them both.."
"Shut up. Where would you take your date?"
"I don't know it depends on the girl"
"Like what?"
"Like you, I would take somewhere fun.. Since you're a fun loving girl"
"Awh I'm going to blush.."
"You already are.."
"Shut up jerk"
"Male Models.. Or Actors?"
"What the heck? Male models!"
"What?"
"No I'm kidding, Actors because you already have something in common."
"I see.."
"Tawni or Portlyn?"
"Er.. Tawni. Been with Portlyn never gonna happen again! But I've been with Tawni so yeah.."
"Aww, that's sweet of you to say"
"James or Grady?"
"Not fair to compare the both but I would choose Grady because he's funny and very sweet."
"Wouldn't go out with guys like me?"
"I don't know it depends.. On the guy…"
"Like what?"
"If he's cute or not, but looks really don't matter."
"So not me?"
"Um, I don't know?"
"I would go out with you.."
"Uh that's cool with me."
"Would you go out with me Sonny?"
"One question per round."
"Right…"
"Wisconsin or Montana?"
"I'm going to have to say Wisconsin"
"Really why?"
"Like you said one question per round"
"So would you go out with me?"
" Uh, :L yes and no.."
"Whatever"
"Are you mad at me?"
"No I like you"
"I like you too"
"But I like you A LOT"
"Oh.."
"When I met' cha girl my heart went knock knock. Now these's butterflies in my stomach wont stop stop."
"That's sweet of you to sing Justin Bieber to me"
"Yeah.."
"But your so hypnotizing you got me smiling while I sing you got me laughing while I sleep."
"That's not weird at all."
"You started it!"
"But that's just the way we roll!"
"No don't go all Jonas Brothers on me okay?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Barbie's or Bratz?"
"Barbie's.."
"She think's she can be anything! Oh look I'm a princess! Now I'm a vet! Ooh and now I'm a rock star! Oh look I'm a firefighter!"
"Don't diss Barbie like that."
"Bratz are way better"
"How they have big heads with a small body.."
"So they show girls if they try they can succeed!"
"So does Barbie."
"Barbie show's you how to act like a spoil brat."
"McDonalds or Burger King?"
"McDonalds.."
"I like their toys.."
"I have some of their build-a-bears."
"I like build-a-bear"
"Then they turn it into some stupid website!"
"So?"
"I'm angry"
"Want some sushi?"
"California rolls?"
"Never mind.."
"Did you hear about Jemi's breakup?"
"Yeah I was mad.. I thought they were going to be forever and always.."
"One day in the future he will see his mistake."
"Then she'll be with some famous cooler guy and be like "Ha now sucker..""
"I guess so.."
"You saw Jonas L.A?"
"Yup.."
"Nick and Macy.."
"Too cute, love them.."
"Nah, I'm talking about Joe and Stella!"
"Ew, I never liked them.."
"Better than Nick and Macy.."
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is too"
"Is not!"
"Ha ha suckaa!"
"Not cool to steal my word.."
"Really Chad really?"
"And my most famous line"
"Apple or windows?"
"What's an apple?"
"The computer?"
"Oh right.. Yeah its better than Windows.."
"I heard windows 7 was cool"
"Yeah right."
"Nikes or DC's.."
"Converse"
"Not a choice"
"I don't really care"
"What happened to the nice Chad I was talking to a couple of minutes ago?"
"Darth Vader took him away.."
"You're a meanie"
"Why is your name Alison but you like to be called Sonny?"
"Because, I never liked Alison as a kid.. But then my older sister saw how much I was smiling and kept calling me Sonny so.."
"Nice.."
"Why do you use all three of your names?"
"Because I'm awesome like that"
"I think its self-centered.."
"You calling my sister self-centered?"
"No just you.."
"Mm hmm"
"You should leave.."
"Why?"
"Your getting on my nerves.."
"Maybe you should leave.."
"This is my dressing room.."
"What are we?"
"We are defiantly past acquaintances since this conversation.. So I guess we are friends?"
"Deal.."
"What are you doing?"
"Putting the official date that me and you became friends.."
"In your Palm Pilot?"
"Yup.."
"Man I want one.."
"Here"
"I can't just have yours!"
"Man Sonny, are you like bipolar?"
"No? Why?"
"You change your emotions a lot.."
"We shouldn't talk about our changes we are going through.."
"Why?"
"Get out?"
"Huh?"
"JUST LEAVE!"
"Fine bye.."
And that was it.. I have no idea why I went into Sonny's dressing room and talked to her for about 2 hours about completely nothing… Nice Cooper, way to loose it in front of the girl of your dreams..
Okay well this will be a two shot.. A Chad one and then a Sonny one. Then it will be all over with. I just started it because I was utterly bored and I have to stay up until 5:30am so yeah.