Congratulations! You have received your new SUPERMAN X! In order to make sure he is a happy time-traveling, Braniac5-hating, future clone of Earth=s greatest super hero, please read and follow the following instructions carefully!

Real Name: Kel-El

Code Name: Superman X

Home Planet: He doesn't have one. He's a CLONE.

Power(s): Super Strength, Super Speed, Laser Vision, X ray Vision, Invincibility, Flight, Ice Breath, Kryptonite Shields and Wrist Knives

Height: about the height of an adult Tandoorian Loparoo. How tall is that? It=s about yay-high.

Weight: pretty heavy, muscle weighs three times as much as fat, and Kel is PRETTY solid

TO ACTIVATE YOUR NEW SUPERMAN X:

You should have a medium sized box. Do not panic, your SUPERMAN X is probably trying to resist the need to smash the cramped box he=s in. It=s Season Two and we STILL haven=t put any budgeting money into the size of the shipping boxes!

1. SUPERMAN X comes with a warp key and the mental blueprints of Imperiex. Don=t bother with opening the box. SUPERMAN X will burst the box open in a matter of seconds.

2. Grab the warp key and refuse to give it back until he acknowledges that you are his OWNER.

3. SUPERMAN X will become docile(but not necessarily content) and associate you with OWNER.

THINGS SUPERMAN X COMES WITH:

You don't have to spend a ton of money and time caring for SUPERMAN X. SUPERMAN X comes with various things to amuse himself with when you don't want to help him fight evil.

Legion of Superheroes Flight Ring

Legion of Superheroes Communicator

Map of New Metropolis

Full Kryptonian powers

Immunity to Kryptonite

THINGS SUPERMAN X CAN DO:

Your new SUPERMAN comes with full Kryptonian powers, which can help with many things, including the following:

ICE SCULPTURES- So you've always wanted to live in an ice castle, yes? No problemo! Kel can make an ice castle for you, big enough for you and your entire family, out of Kryptonite! It's especially good for keeping pesky normal Supermans out of the way! He's also quite good at making decorative Lions for your front yard! Those scare away everyone else.

WORKOUT BUDDY- Are your work outs just dull and sweaty? Kel's got a fantastic workout program built right it! Just do as he does and you'll have a blast while getting trim!

PORTABLE FANBOY- Chances are, you don't have enough fanboys. Drag Kel along and add him to your ever growing crowd of fans!

NOTE: Kel will not be content with doing any of these activities. It's best to just let him brood because he's a grouch.

COMPATIBILITY:

SUPERMAN-COMPATIBLE as cloned opposite personality twins

BRAINIAC5 NOT COMPATIBLE, Kel has issues with Braniac 5 because of his future

LIGHTNING LAD COMPATIBLE as comrades

SATURN GIRL COMPATIBLE as comrades

TIMBER WOLF COMPATIBLE as comrades

PHANTOM GIRL COMPATIBLE as comrades

TRIPLICATE GIRL COMPATIBLE as comrades

BOUNCING BOY COMPATIBLE as comrades

CHAMELEON BOY-COMPATIBLE as comrades

SHRINKING VIOLET-COMPATIBLE as comrades

IMPERIEX-NOT COMPATIBLE, they are mortal-forever written in stone-enemies

FAQ:

Q: My SUPERMAN X seems to be especially cheerful, and he has this odd action figure he=s been carrying around with him. What happened to the wonderfully angry, mean clone?

A: Whoa. That is extremely weird. Best guess: He=s befriended a young boy that he refuses to kill because he isn=t as ruthless as he would like people to believe. This young boy plays with action figures, and made one especially for Kel for him to remember him by.

Q: Help! SUPERMAN X has become attached to me. It=s creepy. He is overprotective and is always batting cars away from me so they don=t run me over. The damage bills are racking up! What do I do?

A: Oops. (Dang it, Hawkins, I told you to eradicate the ATTACH-virus in the Kel models ESPECIALLY!) Send him back and we=ll send you a brand new, normal SUPERMAN X. Unless you want to take your chances with keeping him.... XD

Q: Okay, he came in a weird costume and is slowly dying from iron or lead exposure. I=ve temporarily trapped him in the Phantom Zone, but I want my SUPERMAN X model back! What happened?

A: More viruses, unfortunately. Looks like yours has the Lemon= virus. Send him back for an exchange. But if he dies on us......you=re getting the bill.

WARRANTY

This guarantees that you can only return your Kel if you give us the Key to the Fortress of Potluck Thanksgiving Dinners and start the campaign for bringing Tyroc back!