A/N Hello readers, I am Sir Lofty. I've been on hiatus for a while, but have recently come back to the world of fanfiction. This is my first Death Note fanfic, but more importantly it's my first story containing lemons. This story has been converted from a scripted roleplay that I did with another very talented writer about a year ago. Hopefully you all enjoy it. Remember to leave any questions, comments, concerns, complaints, and or compliments in the reviews. Flames are acceptable and will be used to fuel the furnace in which I forge better fanfics. Now without further ramblings…

One Hell of a Night

Matt was on another job. By trade he was a burglar, a very good one. He planned ahead and knew where to hit, but on this particular night, Matt had decided to pick a house at random. He figured there wouldn't be any problems. He disabled the security systems and was currently working on unlatching the window. The window wasn't on a ground floor, he was standing awkwardly on an outcrop with one foot in the gutter. After fumbling with the latch and wobbling a bit, he lost his balance and fell forward through the window with a loud crash.

The resident of this house, Mello was sleeping peacefully when he heard the loud noise. Mello shot up out of bed "What the fuck?" he grabbed the gun out from under his pillow and takes of the safety. He gets out of bed, quietly making his way down the hallway.

Matt crawled around a bit, trying to get his bearings "Shit, shit, shit" he swore under his breath and removed his goggles leaving them to hang around his neck. His shoulder hurt, and so did his knee. He had quite a few cuts from the glass but was relieved to find that he hadn't broken any bones.

Mello hears the shuffling and goes toward the noise. He feels a slight breeze and for a split second, regrets not grabbing his pants since he was in nothing but his boxers. He takes a slow deep breath before flicking on the kitchen light and rounding the corner as fast as he can, pointing the gun at the thief. "Hold it right there, asshole!"

Matt flinches and slumps in defeat "If I told you I was out on an unpaid window-cleaning spree would you buy it?" he asked in a quiet voice

Mello scoffed "Oooh a smart-ass, or should I say stupid for picking my house?" He takes a moment to examine the other male. Tall, lanky, with auburn hair and a pair of orange goggles around his neck. First though 'I can definitely kick his pretty boy ass' he smirked "So what should I do with you? You're much too stupid to waste a bullet on." He kneels down in front of Matt and yanks a shard of glass from his shoulder "Mine"

Matt cries out in pain and tenses as the glass is ripped from his shoulder. He sits up on his elbows and becomes fully aware of the gun in the stranger's hand, he would find the guy attractive under any other circumstances, but right now he was just terrified. "Uh, yeah...you're right…I'm totally not worth murdering! Good call, let's roll with that" he said in a nervous voice 'I am so fucked'

Mello's smirk widens "Damn you whine like a bitch, where do you get the balls to come in and rob someone? Why were you stealing from me in the first place?" he asked "And if I don't like the answer," he held up the bloody piece of glass "You can have this back."

A slight look of panic flickered in Matt's eyes "Well uh…you know I'm actually very proficient in most fields of breaking and entering…heh, apparently I'm better at the breaking part" Matt mentally kicked himself 'What the fuck am I doing? Trying to tell a joke?! Who cares if he's attractive, he could very kill me' he slumped on the floor and sighed "On second thought, just shoot me"

Mello laughed "I already told your lame ass wasn't worth the bullet." He stood up "And good at breaking and entering? What a joke. If you were any good you wouldn't have fallen through my window." He frowned, but the alarms didn't go off when he broke it "Hey, how the hell did you get past my security system? I installed it myself!"

Matt flinched and looked up, prepared to answer when he noticed the stranger's attire, or lack thereof and makes two observations. One: this guy is very attractive, and two: it's a confidence boost to be wearing more clothes. He smirks "Ah, well this is hardly my first rodeo. I pride myself in the ability to royally fuck up people's systems." He chuckles slightly, liking that he's managed to bemuse the stranger by not giving him a straight answer, another confidence boost. "Oh and it's not my fault that you have a shitty gutter."

Mello glares "You don't seem all that worried about the fact that a gun is pointed at your head, and plus there is no damn way that I believe an idiot like you hacked my systems without professional help. Lie to me again, see where that gets you." He said angrily 'Cocky bastard, and hold on…is he? Staring at me?' he sighs and once again regrets the lack of pants.

He pouts a tiny bit "But you promised not to shoot me" he smiles when he sees the male getting exasperated 'He's cute, but I need a plan to get to out of here. If he doesn't shoot me, he might still hurt me and I'm already banged up as it is. But he is attractive, maybe I can work something out…distract him from shooting me, and then…downstairs?'

Mello blushes slightly at the adorable expressions the thief makes 'What is this idiot's problem? If he wasn't kidding about being the one that hacked me, then he's smarter then he lets on. Gotta be on my guard, I'll be damned if I let him escape'

Matt sits up, feeling broken glass crunch beneath him as he moves "Someone's looking warm, considering he's half naked in a room with a broken window" his smile curls into a smirk 'Maybe if I'm playful enough I won't be killed. Yet somehow, I can't help but find this fun…I must have a death wish'

Mello returns the smirk 'Man if he wasn't so cute, I would have already shot him. But still, since when do I let anyone talk to me like that?' he kicks him hard in the chest and grins despite getting some glass in his leg "Shut it. I don't recall promising not to shoot you." he kneels down in front of him again and pulls him forward by his goggles "Y'know, I'm kinda impressed with you."

Matt lets out a breathless chuckle even though that was a hard fucking kick "Impressed huh?" he looked at him 'Better let the gun topic slide, he might get sick of me and shoot me in the knee to prove a point.' He smiled "That's cute, you're pretty…pretty impressive yourself" he coughs a little "Not everyone can pull of the hot and scary look in their sleepwear" he faltered a bit 'Damn it! I was doing so well, I cannot believe I just said that out loud!'

Mello smiles and narrows his eyes "Well I'm flattered but I'm starting to think that you want me to shoot you. I mean, first you try to steal from me, now you're flirting with me? What the hell kind of criminal are you?" he asked 'What the hell is he playing at? He can't be serious. I can't lose my cool just cuz he said I was hot. He's only saying that to save his own ass.' He moved in closer "Believe me, if you knew who you were dealing with, then you wouldn't say such stupid things"

Matt tried for a smirk but got distracted with the closeness of the other's face. Its making him fuzzy, or no…maybe he hit his head "Uhh…are you threatening me, or trying to impress me more?"

His eyes widened in shock 'He really must be a dumbass, or crazy. Who acts like that in a situation like this? I don't know whether to fuck him up or just plain fuck him…NO! Hell no! I don't like him. Just focus on trying to make him piss his pants' he tightens the grip on his goggles "Do you think I'm fucking playing with you? You don't know who the hell I am so shut up."

He stares blankly into his eyes 'He's mad, maybe I should change tactics' he took a breath "Whoever you are…I'm glad I picked this house" he said, speaking slowly and languidly 'Hopefully he doesn't punch me'

"Oh fuck" he lets go of the auburn haired male, snapping his goggles as he did so and shoved him back into the pile of glass. Mello got up, still pointing the gun at him and went to the fridge and pulled a chocolate bar from the freezer. 'I had to try so hard not to kiss him right now. What is wrong with me? How are you letting some random fucker get to you?' he unwrapped the candy and sat next to the confusing mess of a boy again. "I don't even know what the hell to do with you" he takes a bite of the chocolate, resulting in a loud snap "You're a weird dude you know that?"

Matt recovers from being shoved down and rubs his head 'That was unexpected. He almost looked interested for a second. His face got pretty close, but then…aw damn it. Why am I disappointed? I can't be thinking like this now. I need to find a way out. Unless…that could be a way out'

Mello spares a sideways glance at him 'What is he thinking? Why is he just sitting there like a dumbass? Oh great, he's fucking staring at me again' he sighs "You got something to say?" he frowns when he doesn't answer and smacks him with the chocolate bar "Yo, earth to dumbass! I'm talking to you"

Matt grumbles "Maybe if you didn't hit me every time I opened my mouth"

"Well forgive me for not treating the dumbass who broke into my house by breaking it nicely. What? You want me to make you some tea? Christ you're stupid." He sighs 'If anything I'm stupid. Blood isn't that hard to clean. Why haven't I just killed him?'

Matt looks over at him 'He doesn't seem likely to kill me now. Maybe if I play innocent enough he'll get fed up and throw me out.' He smiles at him

Mello's eyes widen a bit when he sees the guy smile at him "What the hell are you looking at me like that for?" he turns his head quickly 'How can any one person be so sexy and cute at the same time? And why is he looking at me like that? Maybe it's out of pity, yeah that's it. He's making fun of me. The little shit.'

'Oooh, I got him' he keeps his smile and blinks as cutely as he can "Obviously I'm trying to convince you that I'm a precious sunflower and I don't deserve to get beaten up." He chuckles a little under his breath at the word 'sunflower'. He sputters, trying not to laugh, but fails "Sorry….shit. Don't hit me"

"What? If you didn't want to be hit you shouldn't have broken into my house." He sighs and takes another bite of the chocolate "So you got a name or should I stick to calling you dumbass?" he clenches his fists in frustration 'What? Don't ask his name. I should just kill him, or at least knock him out'

He bites is lip trying to hide his smirk "Glad you asked. Dumbass was starting to wear a little thin" he sat straight up and dusted himself off. "I'm Matt. Pleasure to meet you" he says, offering an innocent smile.

Mello returns the smile with a rather dangerous smirk 'Damn, I'll bet he's the shit now. Bet he thinks that just cuz I asked his name that he's a badass or something. I think it's time to regain control of the situation.' He reaches across to pull some glass out of Matt's hair, slowly locking eyes with him "I'm Mello" he whispers.

Matt shivers and closes his eyes briefly 'I need to stop, this is not part of the plan. I can't let him affect me like this.' He swallows "Mello…" he says quietly 'God, am I even breathing?'

Mello chuckles at the shiver that passes through Matt 'Looks like I was wrong. He's just a stupid kid after all. A cute, sexy, stupid kid What was I so worried about? Maybe this can work to my advantage' he leans in closer "Yeah…so Matt? How did you end up a thief?"

"It's a long story" he says, taking a shaky breath 'I have to stop. I'm supposed to be thinking of a way out of here, not get distracted by his eyes' he swallows again, staring at Mello nervously 'Fuck it. I'll go just go with plan A, distract him enough then pick a moment to run like hell' he gave a weak smile "We'd be here all night"

"All night huh? Well I don't see what's wrong with that…unless of course you actually think I'm gonna let you go anywhere" he drops the chocolate and moves to straddle Matt's hips "You owe me" he looked at Matt 'He looks good all helpless like this, really good'

Matt gasps 'I was not prepared for this' he fumbled to find words "Owe you as in…?" he said nervously 'Fuck, this might make escaping way harder, but hey…he's pretty. And this is worlds better than getting shot'

"I don't know, but you really did break into the wrong house" Mello snickers and leans to whisper in Matt's ear "You seem nervous. Do I make you nervous?" he looks down at Matt, his playfulness replaced by hesitation 'Am I really going to just screw some random guy that tried to steal from me on a pile of glass?'

Matt shifted, he needed to draw this out. He placed his hands gently on Mello's waist, keeping his face close "Of course you make me nervous Mello…" he tips his head back slightly, baring his neck. 'Why am I so chill? He could still attack me at any moment. '

'Wait? Does he want this?' he thought as his smirk returned. "Silly boy…you're tempting me" he said as he brushed some hair out of Matt's face 'Depending on what happens next, this night can take a really weird turn. But then again, since when have I ever given a crap about that kind of thing?'

Matt solidifies his grip on Mello's hips "You don't have to be silly to get distracted by a face like yours" he strokes along his waist softly 'Heh, I might not die tonight'

He shifts his gaze to the hand on his hip "Is that right? And what exactly so distracting about my face, eh Matt?" he asked in a teasing tone 'Fuck it. I'll go for it. This guy Matt seems to be one exciting piece of ass'

Matt smiles and gives Mello's hip an experimental squeeze "It's slightly wonderful." he replied 'Pfft…slightly? Yeah right' he looks up at him "Now how about you quit pinning me to this glass and take me somewhere else?"

Mello fights to squirm at the squeeze on his hip. He couldn't remember the last time anyone had gotten to him so badly. "Damn him, he's asking for it alright' he shifts to get off of Matt "Alright then" he offers a hand to him "This doesn't happen at every house you break into does it?"

He grins and takes Mello's hand, liking how flustered he's gotten him 'Wow, this is weird…good weird. I feel like I'm dreaming' once he's up he leans in as close as he can without kissing him "It certainly doesn't. I guess you're just special" he closes his eyes 'Remember the plan…tease and run. I can't let myself get caught up in this.'

Mello looks up at the taller male, his face so close. "Special, what do you think? Maybe that works on some of the chicks you've talked to before," he rests a hand on Matt's stomach and moves it up until it's resting on the back of his neck "but I've had enough of that mouth of yours"

Matt steps closer and shudders slightly as he wraps his arms around Mello's waist 'If I remember correctly, there's a back door downstairs' he kissed Mello. Mello moved the hand on his neck up and gripped his hair as he closed his eyes and kissed back roughly. Matt holds him a little closer and reaffirmed his stance to keep from falling over. 'Damn, he's good. If I was anywhere else…'

Mello shoved his tongue into Matt's mouth and uses his free hand to go under Matt's shirt, exploring his torso. 'Everything about him is so soft, his voice, his hair, his lips, his skin.'

Matt jumps slightly at Mello's cold hand 'Don't get distracted, focus on the plan' he walks Mello backwards into a wall, trying not to be too forceful. He slides a hand up to stroke along Mello's neck and kisses him harder.

Mello grunts slightly as he's pushed into the wall 'Damn. He seems eager too' he shivers at the hand on his neck and returns the force Matt puts into the kiss.

Matt smiles into the kiss before remembering what he's about to do. 'Aw, shit. I have to do it…now!' he draws back a fist, still kissing him and whispers "I'm sorry" before jumping back and punching him in the face as hard as he could. He starts running downstairs before Mello had time to react.

Mello shouts and recoils in pain "Fuck!" he raises a hand to his face, feeling blood drip from his nose and mouth. He looks up to see Matt has bolted 'That little shit. He was playing with me. I'm so damn stupid' He looks down at the blood dripping from his face onto the floor and gave a bitter smile. "Well that's what I get" he laughs when he feels the intense pain spread through his face "At least the dumbass knows how to punch"

Matt runs downstairs, too scared to see if Mello was following him. He finds the back door and tries to unlock but it gets stuck, his fear making him too clumsy to get it open. "Shit, shit, shit"

Mello hears Matt struggling with the door downstairs and laughs 'He's still here?' he stands up, grabs the gun, and heads downstairs. "Yo dumbass!" he shoots off the gun into the ceiling 'Maybe I'll shoot him anyway. Blood calls for blood right?'

His hands are shaking badly and he jumps at the gunshot "Shit!" he tries to force the door but fails. Matt glances behind him to see if Mello is weird. He turns and sees a heavy looking knife block and throws it, smashing the back door widow. "Shit" he dives through, landing in the backyard and hurting his arm.

Mello laughs louder as the noise increases, but frowns when he hears a crash similar to the one that started this mess. "The hell?" he quickens his pace down the steps and follows the sounds to the back door. He sees the back door window smashed 'Break a window going in and break one going out. What, does he have some sort of broken glass fetish?' he opens the door and sees Matt running like hell down the street. 'If the dumbass had just pulled a little harder on the door maybe he would've noticed the lock was broken.' He smiled ruefully and pressed his fingers to his bleeding lip. 'But he was smart enough to get one over on me…damn'

A/N And that's the end of part one! Don't worry you guys, there's still more fun to be had. Matt and Mello are far from being done with each other ;) Until next time

Shits and Giggles -Lofty