Dear readers I am vary sorry for not updating my storys and also I am sorry for not posting anything for a while now and no I am not dead well here is another crack fic for all my readers as an aapology - Ari-Chan
There was something that nobody else knew eexcept Germany and that was that he had a magical flailing twin brother named Ynamreg.
So one magical day Germany decided to vist his flailing twin brother Ynamreg with his two freinds and Allies Italy and Japan. As The trio walked up to Ynamreg's door it suddenly flew opened and out fliled Ynamreg. Ynamreg flaied right past Germany, Japan and Italy and he was quickly flailing down the streets of Berlin.
"After dat flailing guy!" Germany yelled at Japan and Italy as he started failing after Ynamreg with Italy and Japan floting closely behind Germany as they chased after Ynamreg.
As Ynamreg was failing down the streets of Berlin he some how managed to pick up Russia and America who both started to yell Vodka and Hamburger at each other while China, France, England and Canada started hiting Ynamreg with random things till they acdntlly hit Germay with a radio while Italy started naming all the pasta's in the world as they kept chasing Ynamreg around.
Finally after 5 years of chasing Ynamreg around the world (while he still was carrying America and Russia around with him) England had actually made a plan that would help them catch Ynamreg. So England and Italy to make a giant pasta net and they put it in front of the world meeting place in Germany. But as Ynamreg ran into the pasta net it broke and he ran right throught the walls of the world meeting hall. "Ho peanut butter balls! You bloody Italian git made the wrong kind of net!" The angry brit said as he picked up the broken pasta butterfly net that Italy had made.
Back with Ynamreg,America and Russia things where pretty much the worst.
Just when the nations thought it couldn't get any worse Ynamreg failed of a cliff and fliled to the bottom of America.
In the end...
Ynamreg was failing in America.
America died.
Russia laughed as America died.
France is still In my closet.
And England married China.
Wait... and then who?