Once upon a time there lived a young lawyer. He was in court. The current topic was: "Where Will Phoenix Wright be in 20 years?!?!"

Edgey: I say he'll lose his job and turn into a hobo that wears flip-flops and drinks grapejuice all the time!

Fee: OBJECTION! I'LL NEVER BE A HOBO!!!!

Udgey: Hm, I daresay, Edgeworth, your theory is rather sound though there is one flaw in it.

Edgey: WHAT?! WHAT WOULD THAT BE?!?!??!?

Udgey: Well, you're missing the fact that he'll be wearing a beanie that says "PAPA" on it, but good show. I must dismiss you now, however.

Egdey: WHAT?! …I… I've never been wrong before!!! I must go and find a more suitable profession or else I'll kill myself!

Udgey: Oh hoh, sounds like fun. Tell me how it works out.

20 years lataaahhh

Hobo Phoenix woke up one day and realized something.

Hobo: Oh, darn. I'm a hobo.

Bugger.

Trucy: Hey! Hey! Daddy I have something important to tell you!

Fee: ungh, what?

Trucy: I'm forteh too yeahs old!!!!

Then, Hobo wondered what his daughter was on and whatever it was he'd better find fast or something idk

Trucy: idk has THREEEE lettahs in it dadey

Hobo: ….! ….Wait, why'd I dot dot dot exclamation point…?

Trucy: Point starts with a P dadey! Punctuation has a P in it. And –

Hobo: So does pSHUTUP! n Jeez, I'ma gonna go to idk the grape juice store. DOH! I'm a hobo that likes grape juice.

Trucy: (while fee is leaving) pSHUTUP has SEVEN lettahs dadey! That reminds me of a puzzle! There was a hand it had FOUR fingers, cuz you have EIGHT fingahs!!!! You'd--------

Hobo thought, jeez, when did his daughter get so annoying? Will she ever learn how to pSHUTUP?

Edgey: hello, I am looking for a guy in a blue suit with spikey hair, have you seen him? He alsoi might be wearing a pink sweater or something..idk.

Hobo: No, but you look really funny with glasses, Edgey.

Edgey:…….wait….flip-flops, beanie, hobo-ness….do you like grapejuice?

Hobo: I have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone likes grapejuice.

Edgey: 20-years-ness…yup. You're deffinately phoenix. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH YOUR LEIFFF!!!!

Hobo: Er.. I'm not Phoenix… I'm…. Firebird Wrong.

Edgey:…oh, well I'm sorry for the misunderstanding yo…

Hobo: OH EM GEE EDGEY WHEN'D YOU GIT SO GANGSTA?!?

Edgey:…well uh, can I ask how you know me first?

Hobo: Well I'll have you know that I'm an impulsive liar – I am Phoenix you silly billy.

Edgey: what the hell fee, srlously, what'd you do to yourself?

Hobo: …I raised a child who is apparently fourty two years old, that's what.

Edgey:……………………………………………..

Hobo: ………………………………………..

OMG WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!?/!/?!?1/?!???!?!/!??/!?!?

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