Once upon a time there lived a young lawyer. He was in court. The current topic was: "Where Will Phoenix Wright be in 20 years?!?!"
Edgey: I say he'll lose his job and turn into a hobo that wears flip-flops and drinks grapejuice all the time!
Fee: OBJECTION! I'LL NEVER BE A HOBO!!!!
Udgey: Hm, I daresay, Edgeworth, your theory is rather sound though there is one flaw in it.
Edgey: WHAT?! WHAT WOULD THAT BE?!?!??!?
Udgey: Well, you're missing the fact that he'll be wearing a beanie that says "PAPA" on it, but good show. I must dismiss you now, however.
Egdey: WHAT?! …I… I've never been wrong before!!! I must go and find a more suitable profession or else I'll kill myself!
Udgey: Oh hoh, sounds like fun. Tell me how it works out.
20 years lataaahhh
Hobo Phoenix woke up one day and realized something.
Hobo: Oh, darn. I'm a hobo.
Bugger.
Trucy: Hey! Hey! Daddy I have something important to tell you!
Fee: ungh, what?
Trucy: I'm forteh too yeahs old!!!!
Then, Hobo wondered what his daughter was on and whatever it was he'd better find fast or something idk
Trucy: idk has THREEEE lettahs in it dadey
Hobo: ….! ….Wait, why'd I dot dot dot exclamation point…?
Trucy: Point starts with a P dadey! Punctuation has a P in it. And –
Hobo: So does pSHUTUP! n Jeez, I'ma gonna go to idk the grape juice store. DOH! I'm a hobo that likes grape juice.
Trucy: (while fee is leaving) pSHUTUP has SEVEN lettahs dadey! That reminds me of a puzzle! There was a hand it had FOUR fingers, cuz you have EIGHT fingahs!!!! You'd--------
Hobo thought, jeez, when did his daughter get so annoying? Will she ever learn how to pSHUTUP?
Edgey: hello, I am looking for a guy in a blue suit with spikey hair, have you seen him? He alsoi might be wearing a pink sweater or something..idk.
Hobo: No, but you look really funny with glasses, Edgey.
Edgey:…….wait….flip-flops, beanie, hobo-ness….do you like grapejuice?
Hobo: I have no idea what you're talking about. Everyone likes grapejuice.
Edgey: 20-years-ness…yup. You're deffinately phoenix. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH YOUR LEIFFF!!!!
Hobo: Er.. I'm not Phoenix… I'm…. Firebird Wrong.
Edgey:…oh, well I'm sorry for the misunderstanding yo…
Hobo: OH EM GEE EDGEY WHEN'D YOU GIT SO GANGSTA?!?
Edgey:…well uh, can I ask how you know me first?
Hobo: Well I'll have you know that I'm an impulsive liar – I am Phoenix you silly billy.
Edgey: what the hell fee, srlously, what'd you do to yourself?
Hobo: …I raised a child who is apparently fourty two years old, that's what.
Edgey:……………………………………………..
Hobo: ………………………………………..
OMG WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!?/!/?!?1/?!???!?!/!??/!?!?
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