A/n: we got bored so hope you enjoy this little one shot

Disclaimer: Doesn't belong to us, nope.

"Dudley! I can't sleep! I've been thinking about Cedric's was just so SEXAYYYYY WHEN HE DIED. What with that sweat gleaming off his brow. Yummy."

"Youre gay?"

"No I just appreciate good-looking men-" Harry said, waggling his eyebrows.

"Oh," Dudley looked dejected, "'Cause I'm gay."

"Don't you appreciate good-looking men?" Harry continued without even hearing Dudley's confession, "You always hang out with that PIers Polkiss all the time. God knows what you do at his house when you're "drinking tea." Then, sudden understanding dawned on Harry, "What? You're gay? YOU GO MAN GET THOSE MEN."

"Thanks cuz"

"Welcome bro, I'm glad we are having this heart-to-heart."

"Me too," Dudley confirmed, a greedy look on his face, jealous that Harry had gotten all the good genes. I mean Harry had it all: green eyes that one could get lost in, that messy hair that looked so ruffable, not to mention his dastardly tall, lean body with those muscles. Not to mention Harry's abs. They were delicious.

"Ummmm Dudley why are you staring at me?"

"You're just SEXAYYYYY"

"As SEXAYYYYY as Cedric?"

"I don't know… I never saw him."

"Oh. Well sorry Dudley, I gotta go now, I gotta go try to sleep.

"Can I sleep with you?"

"Ummm I am not sure what you mean by that, Dudley."

"I just want to hold you close and hug you and cuddle you."

Harry paled. This would ruin his chances with his one true love, Tom Riddle. Or maybe Albus Dumbledore, he hadn't decided yet. Sometimes he even thought he liked Snape. Yep, Harry was definitely as gay as his cousin was. Maybe he should let Dudders cuddle up next to him. Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon sure wouldn't approve and that's all he cared about. "Come here, you huggable piggling, lets make the most of this night, together. Maybe you can help me keep my mind off of Cedric." Harry winked and he sat down on the edge of Dudley's bed. That was all the space he would get. Dudley was so huge.

Harry closed his eyes and all thoughts of Cedric escaped from his mind. They ran away like a train from the station. The darkness closed over them and hid them both from prying eyes.

That is until morning.

"BLOODY HELL, HARRY." Harry's best friend Ron called from the window, "WE CAME TO RESCUE YOU FROM YOUR HORRIBLE FAMILY, NOT YOUR WHORABLE FAMILY."