One day at the offices of "Private Dick and Prostitute Investigations", the Dick and the Prostitute were reviewing case files when suddenly the phone rang.

"Private Dick and Prostitute, solving all the problems of the dead children, how can we help you?" asked the Dick.

"My sister went missing during her vacation in France!" cried the woman.

"We're on the case!" replied the Dick before hanging up.

"We need to fly to France immediately," said the Dick to the Prostitute.

"But my baby needs to be taken care of," complained the Prostitute.

So then the Dick grabbed the baby and tried to rock it to sleep but he accidentally dropped it.

The Dick didn't feel like picking it up, so he just called a baby sitter before boarding a flight to France with the Prostitute.

After they landed and left the airport, the Dick and the Prostitute searched for clues in the dark, damp streets of Paris before realizing that they didn't know where to start looking.

They gave up and decided to tour France, starting with the Quantic Dream offices.

The Dick and Prostitute entered the building, full of exitement and hope.

Those feelings were quickly dashed however, when they saw famous video game writer and developer David Cage about to use a power drill on the client's sister's vagina.

The Dick pulled out his gun and tried to R1 David Cage as hard as he could, but he was out of ammo.

David Cage then took the opprutunity to run deeper into the building as The Dick and the Prostitute gave chase.

As he was running, David Cage let all of his chickens out of their cages, which attacked and slowed down the pursuing duo.

David Cage ran into his prison and was rushing by his captives when he slipped on Ellen Page's tears as he ran past her cell.

David Cage fell down and slammed his head on a brick.

As he layed dying, David Cage uttered his final words,

"My death was a failure of God's design..."

The Dick and the Prostitute R1'd all of the attacking chickens and freed all of David Cage's prisoners.

The Dick and the Prostitute took their client's sister back to America.

The client picked up her sister, who would be forever traumatized, at the Dick and Prostitute office.

The Dick and the Prostitute congratulated themselves and celebrated for solving another wacky case!

The End